Hey sex fans,
I have a swell, and oh so special, Product Review Friday for ya. Today is a twofer, don’t cha know. We’re experiencing a bit of a backlog in our reviews and while generally I post only one review a week, today we have two. One product comes to us from a new company joining our review effort for the first time. The other product comes to us from a good friend and stalwart in the industry. Please join me in welcoming Intimate Organics and welcoming back LELO.
These reviews are brought to you by Dr Dick Review Crew members Brad and Jada.
Intimate Organics Adventure – anal relaxing spray — $17.78
Brad
Hey everyone, I’m here to tell you about Intimate Organics Adventure. It’s an anal relaxing spray. Curiously enough this product is marketed exclusively to women. But ya know what? Men have assholes too. And Intimate Organics Adventure is equally effective on a dude’s bunghole as it is on a chick’s.When I haven’t bottomed for a while, and I’m talking about either diddling myself with a dildo while I beat off or having my GF peg me, I want to ease into the experience. Gettin bum-fucked is a kick when it is worry free. So anything I can use to take the edge off is a big plus in my book.
Ok, after saying that I just realized that didn’t come out right. I don’t want to suggest that “anything” that takes the edge off is good. The reason I’m correcting myself is that I have tried other anal relaxers. Actually they were anal anesthesizers and that was the problem. Some of the products I tried in the past used benzocaine and it numbed the shit out of my hole. This was way over-kill and it was also dangerous. If I couldn’t feel what was going on down there I couldn’t tell if I was about to injure myself, nor could I be any help to my partner with the strap-on. So no more of that stuff for me!
Intimate Organics Adventure is different. Their herbal-based spray does not numb, because it doesn’t contain any anesthetic elements. Their unique formula contains a certified organic extract blend with the natural potency of clove, goji berry, aloe and lemongrass. It’s great. My GF, Kitty, thinks so too. Once she saw how much I enjoyed my butt she decided to give up her ass too.
I’m certain that the Intimate Organics Adventure was a big part of her decision to try anal. This chick is super fussy about what she puts in and on her bod. The fact that this product is organic really impressed her. The lady-friendly packaging didn’t hurt the effort either.
Intimate Organics Adventure is a spray, I already mentioned that, and it’s the consistency of a light lube. But ya gotta know that this product does not replace the need for a high-quality lube. When it come to anal penetration of any kind, you’re gonna want to use lots more lube than a couple of spritzes of this product. only thing ya got to remember is ya have to wait about 10 minutes after applying the Intimate Organics Adventure before applying the additional lube. This product is also latex and condom friendly.
Intimate Organics Adventure comes in a teensy 1 oz. spray bottle. It’s easy to use on your partner, but a bitch to use on yourself. Or maybe it’s just that I’m all thumbs. Even while on my back with my legs in the air I had the damnedest time positioning the little bottle so that the spray would hit my hole. I wound up spritzing the Intimate Organics Adventure on my fingers and then rubbing it on my pucker. It worked! In fact, I think massaging the stuff in and around your rosebud is better than just spraying it on and hoping for the best
You should also know that Intimate Organics Adventure has a very distinct fragrance, not unpleasant or overpowering, mind you, just strong. You can really smell the cloves. Actually, my GF said that the aroma was part of her chillin’ out. That’s cool.
Ya oughta give this stuff a try if you’re considering some backdoor action, but you’re just not sure you’ll be able to relax enough to enjoy it.
LELO Flickering Touch Massage Candle —— $29.15
Jada
I’m a sucker for scented candles. I have them all over the house. I once took a class in aromatherapy and I learned a lot about how essential oils, and other aromatic compounds can alter a person’s mind, mood, cognitive function or health.So when Dr Dick offered me the Flickering Touch Massage Candle to review I knew I was in for a treat. I am very fond of my LELO pleasure objects. I reviewed The SORAYA way back in January and was so impressed that I’ve picked up two others LELO vibes since. One I gave as a gift. I know, how generous!
The Flickering Touch Massage Candle did not disappoint. It lives up to the LELO name in every way. Lets start with the packaging. It came in a simply elegant black box, with mauve and black accents. And all the packaging is biodegradable. The candle itself comes in a gorgeous black glass container with a designer silver lid. It dresses up anywhere you put it.
I received the Vanilla & Crème De Cacao candle, but there are two other candles in the LELO line — Black Pepper & Pomegranate and Snow Pear & Cedarwood. (Please Mr LELO, send us others to review!)
The candle is made from natural soy wax, shea butter and apricot oil. And because it is a massage candle as well as aromatherapy, when you dab it on your skin, or your lover’s skin, the effect is outstanding. It absorbs nicely, like a fine body oil should. And it leaves your skin delectably smooth and lightly fragranced.
If you are into sensual massages and romantic play the Flickering Touch Massage Candle is just the thing for you. My husband and I went to the San Juan Islands for an amorous weekend get away for our anniversary last month. I made certain that the Flickering Touch Massage Candle would accompany us. My husband liked the scent too. He’s sometimes critical of my aromas, because he claims some are too sweet or feminine. But he liked the Vanilla & Crème De Cacao just fine.
Flickering Touch Massage Candle starts out solid, as you’d expect. But once lit, it rapidly begins to melt into a pool of oil. I suggest burning it for about a half hour before you plan to use it so you a nice pool of oil to use in your sensual massage. Unlike a wax-based candle, a soy-based candle burns at a lower temperature so the oil is never hot, just wonderfully warm.
Once you have the desired pool of oil, extinguish the candle. Never pour wax from a candle while it is lit! Simply tip the jar letting the oil drizzle either directly onto your partner’s body or into your palm before applying. Then have yourselves a ball. We did! Once you are finished playing, replace the lid to keep the candle clean and retain its aroma.
If elegance and sensuality are your thing, I highly recommend the Flickering Touch Massage Candle. You will not be disappointed.
ENJOY!