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Gimmie da Juice!

REVIEW #14

Onkor Energy – For Men

Onkor Energy — For Men $24.95

Are you like me, sex fans?  Always looking to squeeze one more productive hour out of each day?  Well if you are, I know where you can go for the help you need to make this happen.  And I’m not suggesting a furtive visit to your local drug dealer either.

Before I continue; I need to confess that I’ve probably tried every sort of “energy” drink, bar, additive, powder, pill, potion, concoction, mixture, brew or what have you on the market in my search for the illusive energy boost to tide me through the day.

For the most part, I’ve been terribly disappointed by everything I tried.  That’s not to say that one doesn’t get a jolt from some of these products.  After all many of them contain enough caffeine and/or sugar to get an elephant buzzed.  But there is always that huge let down after the high.  It’s like the ingredients would shift my body into high gear; only to have it slammed into reverse when the additives deplete themselves in my system.  No thank you!

I stopped using any sort of “energy boost” product a long time ago.  I just couldn’t tolerate the shock to my system when one or another of these products actually worked.  That’s why I was so skeptical about this new item.

To tell the truth, Onkor Energy — For Men wasn’t anything I actually requested to review.  It just sorta came in the package, along with several other products, from the people at Oceanus Naturals.  (I will be reviewing the other, more sex related items; lubes and the like, in upcoming weeks.)  But for now, I want to turn my attention to this amazing stuff, because it has turned my opinion of energy “supplements” on its head.

Here’s the crazy thing.  I was so convinced that this stuff wasn’t gonna work that I wasn’t really paying all that close attention to the incremental boost in energy I was experiencing.  A week into the “program” I had an opportunity to chat by phone with my contact, David, over at Oceanus Naturals.  He asked for my feedback on Onkor Energy.   I told him point-blank that I wasn’t feeling any effects, no buzz, no nothin’.  He explained that Onkor Energy will not give me a bump like I get from caffeine and/or sugar; that’s why it’s so revolutionary.  At the same time, I won’t slump or crash like I do from caffeine and/or sugar laced produces either.  This part was definitely true.  There were no debilitating side effects to Onkor Energy — For Men.

David went on to say that Onkor Energy is all about a linear release, not a jolt.  That’s why it takes a while to notice the subtle changes. The topical cream is absorbed into your body through your skin, which won’t tax your kidneys or adrenal glands.  That really appealed to me.

As luck would have it, the day after my phone chat with David, I was working with my colleague Jada on a presentation we were preparing.  We were buzzin’ through our “to do list” when Jada commented; “You are like a house on fire today.  What’s up with that?  Are you mainlining the coffee thing?”

I thought about it for a second and realized she was right.  I was definitely firin’ on all cylinders that morning…and after coming off a very respectable workout at the gym too.  But it wasn’t coffee.  In fact, I had had one less cup that morning, because I left that house so early.  Finally, it dawned on me.  It had to be the Onkor Energy.  Nothing else had changed in my lifestyle to account for this surprising revitalization.

All this occurred over a month ago and I am still at the top of my game.  I am more alert and experience very little fatigue during the day, even after lunch.  My gym workouts are commendable; my cardio workouts with the dog are less taxing; I’m not so groggy in the morning; and I sleep well at night.

Could Onkor Energy be the Holy Grail I’ve been searching for all this time?  Well, without becoming overly dramatic about it all; I will say without reservation — Onkor Energy has yet to let me down…so to speak.

Each morning all I gotta do is pump a little of this concoction (the color and texture of chocolate mousse) onto my fingertips and then rub that into the skin on my upper thigh or inner arm.  It takes 15 seconds tops!

Ya’ll should probably also know that this stuff has a very distinctive fragrance.  It smells just like chocolate and coconut.  It’s not in any way an unpleasant smell, but it is a curious scent to emanate from one’s skin.  I smell like a big giant chocolate macaroon for at least 20 minutes after putting this stuff on.  This won’t be a problem unless of course you planned on wearing another fragrance like eau de tuna fish salad or eau de pepperoni pizza.  😉

All you people out there who live your life like there is no tomorrow, burning your candle at both ends, this product might be just what you are looking for.  Instead of the vicious cycle of jacking yourself up with caffeine (or worse), or winding down with several cocktails (or worse) you could be experiencing an energy boost that is way more natural and more sustainable.  In doing so, you will also be doing your sex life a great big favor.

Just so that we’re clear — this product is not miraculous.  It will not override a pathologically unhealthy lifestyle.  But I do believe Onkor Energy could help wean us off of some of the more harmful food related stimulants and depressants we regularly consume to manage the roller coaster ride that is modern life.  This would give our body a chance to recoup and renew itself.  We would also diminish the negative impact caffeine, artificial additives and sugar has on our sexual response cycle.  And this in turn, would make us better, hornier and more energetic lovers.  That is if you ask me!

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Just so that we’re clear — this product is not miraculous.  It will not override a pathologically unhealthy lifestyle.  But I do believe Onkor Energy could help wean us off of some of the more harmful food related stimulants and depressants we regularly consume to manage the roller coaster ride that is modern life.  This would give our body a chance to recoup and renew itself.  We would also diminish the negative impact caffeine, artificial additives and sugar has on our sexual response cycle.  And this in turn, would make us better, hornier and more energetic lovers.  That is if you ask me!”

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Buzz Me In

REVIEW #13

WE-Vibe ——  $129.95

Hey Sex Fans,

Allow me to introduce you to Gina, the newest member of Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew. She’s 24,d232.jpg she’s smart as a whip and she’s working on her master’s degree in social work. She’s vivacious, outgoing, fun loving and charming as all get-out. She describes herself as a sex-positive feminist, but she also confesses to being somewhat shy and not all that knowledgeable about sexual things.” “I guess I’m your average recovering Catholic girl who knows there a whole world out there just waiting to be discover.”

Gina comes to us by way of my friend Kevin. Do you remember Kevin? He helped me review the Aneros products some weeks back. (Look for “Kevin” in the Category Section) In fact, that’s how Gina and I first met. She was totally blown away when Kevin, rather nonchalantly, turned her on to my site and the review. Unbeknownst to her, her straight-as-an-arrow BF lost his ass cherry the day he helped me with that review. Apparently, this was his way of signaling Gina that he was up for trying new things, so to speak. Well, I guess that’s one way of doing it!

Gina told me she was floored when she read the review. She knew Kevin was more sexually adventurous than she, but this came as a complete surprise nonetheless. She also confessed to being a bit envious of his daring and more than a little turned on by his newly found pleasure center in his bum.

Once I knew Gina was game for a little experimentation herself, I knew I had found just the right person (couple) to review the ever-so-popular WE-Vibe. She and Kevin graciously accepted my invitation and off they went to “work” on their review.

Before we hear back from the two lovebirds, let’s take a closer look at this amazing device.

To say the WE-Vibe is unique is an understatement. It’s downright revolutionary. This insertable vibrator, crafted of medical grade silicone (no phthalates), is the first of its kind G-spot stimulator that can actually be used while fucking. That’s right, you heard me! The WE-Vibe is hands free, strap free and wireless! Once in place this discreet little wonder (3.25 inches long and 1 inch wide, weighing only 2 ounces) creates both internal and external stimulation during partner play; so both partners will experience the thrill, don’t cha know.

we-vibe-hands-free-dual-vibrator.jpgThis is such a big deal for Dr Dick because I am forever hearing from women who are not receiving nearly enough stimulation during the old in and out. Their partners, of course, get off big time; but they are often left unsatisfied. They’re timid about stimulating themselves during the hump and they would never think of incorporating a traditional sized vibrator for fear it might alienate their man. It breaks my heart to hear stuff like that, but I do understand their predicament.

Now, thanks to the WE-Vibe, women folk don’t have to settle for less than the stimulation they want and need. Nor will they need to incorporate an invasive vibrator to get it. The We-Vibe is soft, waterproof and conforms to the female shape, making it comfortable and easy to use. It also has two speeds. And like I said, the men folk will really get off on it too. It’s a win-win situation all-round!

There’s one more terrific feature I want to point out before we get back to Gina and Kevin. The We-Vibe is rechargeable! I don’t know about you, but I await the day when all toys are rechargeable. Since I’ve started doing these reviews, my battery budget has gone through the roof. Naturally I am worried about the expense, but my overriding concern is for the environment. All these dead batteries are downright wasteful, as well as being a pollutant. It’s enough to give Al Gore (and me) a freakin coronary. A word to all toy manufactures — DO THE GREEN THING; make your products rechargeable!

I next see Gina and Kevin a week after our last meeting. Both of them sport one of those goofy freshly-fucked smiles. They can’t keep their hands off one another as they squirm and coo to each other on my couch. I’d like to just slap them both! One look at their faces and I know the We-Vibe played a big part in putting those ridiculous grins on their faces.

Dr Dick: “So kids, how was it? Or do I even need to ask?”
Gina: “It was great, Dr Dick! We had a ball. We used the WE-Vibe several times. And each time was wonderful.”
Dr Dick: Ya don’t say! “Ok, then walk me through it, as it were.”
Kevin: “We wanted to jump right in there just as soon as we got home after you gave us the toy.”
Gina: “Yeah, but then we read the instructions and discovered you have to charge the internal battery for 24 hrs first.”
Dr Dick: “That must have been a let down.” I add. They both agree.

Apparently this 24 hr hiatus only stoked the fires of their youthful ardor. Cum the next day, there was no holding back.

Gina: “We also learned another important lesson in our rush to get the fun started. You see these little dimples on the bottom here? They are the on/off/2-speed switches. We discovered that they are almost impossible to manipulate once the WE-Vibe is lubed up and in place.”
Dr Dick: “Ahhh, good point! So what did you do?”
Kevin: “Basically, we had to start over. I have to tell you; this wasn’t doing anything for my hardon. Gina removed the thing from her vagina; we wiped off the lube, turned the thing on; added more lube and reinserted.”
Dr Dick: “You guys are fuckin’ rocket scientists! So then what?”
Gina: “We had great sex!” Some of the best sex ever. I know we were like all primed for a real good go, but the WE-Vibe was amazing. I was more easily orgasmic with this thing inside me. And it’s so quiet; even on the high speed.”
Kevin: “I really got off on it too.” It was such a unique sensation. My cock was being stimulated while inside Gina. “I could feel it all the way in my balls. It was awesome!”
Dr Dick: Never fear, my dear, you secrets are safe with me. I mean, who would I tell anyway?”
Gina: “Since the WE-Vibe is waterproof we tried it another time in the bath.”
Kevin: “Yeah, that was hot.”
Dr Dick: “Ya don’t say!”
Kevin: “Yeah, I really got off on doin’ it doggie style. That was the best for me!”
Gina: “Hey, I thought we weren’t going to get too specific.”

We were winding up our debriefing session when Kevin spoke up.we-vibe-flexible-dual-action-vibrator.jpg

Kevin: “Actually we have one more thing to report.”
Dr Dick: “Really? Do tell.”
Gina: “This is so embarrassing.”
Kevin: “It is not. It’s perfectly normal.”
Dr Dick: “OK kids, out with it!”
Gina: “After our third use together, Kevin rolled over on his side and asked me if I would mind him using the WE-Vibe himself. At first I didn’t get it. I thought he wanted to share OUR toy with someone else. I think he noticed the disappointed look on my face and said; ‘What?’”
Kevin: “Yeah, it was at that moment that I realized Gina didn’t have a clue. So I had to spell it out for her. I told her that I wanted to use the WE-Vibe in my ass.”
Gina: “I didn’t know what to say. I was flabbergasted. He told me that he never had anything that vibrated in his bottom and he wanted to see how that felt.”
Kevin: “I’m sure I said my ass; not my ‘bottom’.”
Gina: “Whatever! At any rate, I stammered my way to ‘OK, I guess so!’ And that’s all it took. In a flash Kevin disappeared into the bathroom with the WE-Vibe. He cleaned it up with some soap and water and was back in bed before I knew it. You want me to stay while you do it?”
Kevin: “Of course I did! I wanted her to stay; in fact I wanted her to join in. This took some negotiation, but I finally got my way.”
Dr Dick: “You men are all alike!”
Gina: “As it turns out, I wasn’t freaked out at all. In fact, I got so turned on by watching him squirm with pleasure. He wanted me to stick a finger in his bottom. And I even did that. I don’t think we had ever been closer.”
Kevin: “While I was laying on my back with the WE-Vibe in my ass, I had a raging boner. Gina was right there fingering me and she was wet like crazy. So I told her to get on top of me. She rode my cock like there was no tomorrow.”
Gina: “It’s true; it was totally wild. I swear I could feel the vibration with him inside me.”
Kevin: I love her for helping me out, for being so understanding, for indulging me my little kink.”

Well there you have it, sex fans. Thanks to Gina and Kevin we discover that the WE-Vibe is a whole lot more versatile than we first thought. Kudos to both my reviewers for being so creative, open-minded and for their ability to see pleasurable potential where no one had looked before.

ENJOY

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Pjur Pleasure

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Pjur Personal Lubricants

What luck, sex fans! A load of Pjur (pronounced “pure”) products came my way. So I thought I’d spread the wealth, so to speak. I got 5 different Pjur lubes here; enough to share with some of my product review pals and keep one for myself, don’t cha know!

Before I report the findings of Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew, I want to introduce ya’ll to the Pjur label. I’ve tested a vast array of lubes over the years. And while some people have a personal favorite, any connoisseur of personal lubricants will know that the Pjur line of products has an unrivaled international reputation. That’s why I was so jazzed to receive so many different Pjur products to review. And this represents just a fraction of their complete line.

Pjur products are German made. And that, sex fans, means quality. Unlike many similar products, they are clinically and dermatologist tested, approved safe for internal use and certified latex condom compatible. And they never use animal testing.

They come in three different formulas too — Water-based, the type least likely to irritate bodily surfaces. Silicone-based, which is super-slippery and lasts longer than the water-based variety. And a Combination, which is a blend of water-based and silicone. And here’s a tip: when choosing a lube know that the thicker the lube the less friction you’ll experience; thinner lubes will allow for more friction.

For those purists (no pun intended) among us, the people at Pjur maintain a complete list of Ingredients for all their products here.

  • And here’s some news I just learned. Because Pjur uses only the highest-grade silicone in their products, they claim it is safe to use with 90% of all silicone toys. They do not, however, recommend their silicone-based lubes to be used on soft cyberskin or other spongy silicone toys and inserts.

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Smooth, fragrance free, and doesn’t get ropy or sticky. It’s highly concentrated, so a little goes a long way.

Dr Dick —

“I love this lube. I keep returning to this brand year after year. I’m never disappointed. Oh, and did you know that it doubles as a swell massage lotion. In these tough economic times, wise consumers choose quality products. And when these quality products are also multi-functional, well then you know you’ve struck gold.

I’ve had the pleasure of introducing this particular lube to several men who have worked on and in one or another of my Daddy Oohhh! Productions. Studio lights and long filming sessions tend to dry out water-based lubes. But Eros Bodyglide always withstands the rigors of a porn shoot. If you have the kind of sex that would make a porn star blush, this is the lube for you. 😉

And get this, one of my featured performers, a guy who is heavy into latex and rubber told me that he uses Eros Bodyglide to help him get into his skin tight outfits. He also claims that Eros Bodyglide keeps his gear nice and shiny. All I could say is, ‘I did not know that!’”

Pjur Woman Bodyglide

Pjur Woman line of products is designed especially for the soft and sensitive skin of women.pjur-woman.jpg Woman Bodyglide contains conditioners and moisturizers, but no oils, fats, preservatives or animal byproducts.

Joy —

“I’m a big fan of Pjur products, I’ve been using Eros Bodyglide for years. It’s my lube of choice. This is the first time I’ve used one of the products from their Woman line. I didn’t think I would change my mind about my favorite lube, but Woman Bodyglide is totally amazing. It has a lighter feel to it than the Eros product I’m used to. It feels really natural, like what my own body makes. I’m totally impressed.

And this stuff lasts and lasts, which makes it really economical. And who doesn’t need to be cost conscious these days?

I also like the fact that it is scent free and has no discernible taste. I just hate it when the lube I’m using tastes like cooking oil…or worse. The fact that it’s nontoxic and non allergenic is a big plus.

I’m sold!”

Pjur Superhero Energizin Ginkgo Lubricantsuperhero.jpg

Water-based personal lubricant designed for men who want a little boost. The key ingredient, Ginkgo, provides a natural, safe, viagra-like source of energy and growth thus providing maximum endurance and enjoyment. The special ingredients reduce hypersensitivity.

Ideal for use with all silicone toys.

Tag and his Play Partner —

“The label says ginkgo stands for expansion, power and energy. My play partner and I felt nothing. We, however, normally get rock hard and already have plenty of energy for sex. The label does say that it is ‘ideal for use in combination with Pjur Superhero Performance Spray for Men.’ Maybe I would have noticed some benefit had I also had the spray.

Or maybe this product is just marketed at someone other than me.”

Pjur Eros BASIC Bodyglideeros-basic.jpg

An inexpensive alternative silicone-based Bodyglide. Non-toxic, non-pore blocking, with no taste or odor, and latex safe.

Angie and her husband —

“This is a fine lube. You need very little for it to last a long time. My husband and I both liked this product very much. We didn’t have to interrupt our lovemaking to reapply. So that was a big plus in our book.

I understand that they have a water-based version of this product. I want to try that sometime. I can’t use this particular lube with my silicone vibe; and that’s just a darn shame.”

ENJOY

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Solstice Salutations

To greet and celebrate the first day of summer here in the Emerald City…

REVIEW #9

Lucky Lube

Lucky Lube — 4 oz Tub — $9.99

For review purposes the ever-so-sexy Eyal Feldman from BBL LLC sent me three teeny-tiny sample packages of his newest lube, Lucky. It’s a water-based, hypoallergenic, non-staining, female friendly, latex-safe personal lubricant.

What’s so great about Lucky is that Eyal has managed to make a water-based personal lubricant in a creamylucky.jpg form. And that, sex fans, is nothing short of revolutionary.

Some of you may already be familiar with Eyal’s other, very popular line of lube products — Boy Butter. Which is a creamy coconut-oil based lube that is great for jerkin’ off and such, but not good for use with a condom.

So now you see why Lucky is so innovative. It is creamy, just like Boy Butter, but it’s water-based. So it’s condom safe! And it is made right here in the good old US of A. How great is that?

I’m also gonna go way out on a limb here and guess that Lucky — the creamy water-based lube for woman — is pretty much the same thing as Boy Butter H2O Lube — the creamy water-based lube for men. I could be wrong, but how different could the two products be?

So my review mate, Greg, and me had a tough time putting Lucky through the rigorous Dr Dick review process. It’s not that the product wasn’t any good. On the contrary, we pretty much liked it fine. The difficulty was there was so precious little product to actually review! I mean, how far can three incy-weency, 5 ml sample packs go, for cryin’ out loud?

We used one whole pack just gettin’ a sense of the texture on our fingers and other parts of our manly bodies. But even here we had to use the product ever so sparingly. Greg and I agreed that the texture was great. We liked the creamy a lot, don’t cha know. It was nice and silky. We thought the fragrance was OK. It smelled kinda like vanilla ice cream. Does that scent instill a sense of passion? I suppose for some it does. I had to keep in mind that this product was formulated for those of the female persuasion. And you know how they are! 😉

Then both of us had one single packet each to test Lucky — first, without a condom; then with a condom.

We both agreed that strokin’ with Lucky was best without a condom. We both experienced a bit of stickiness when we stroked with a condom. We thought it dried out pretty quickly too. Maybe this was the result of having so very little lube to work with. But we couldn’t say for sure.

And that is pretty much all either one of us is willing to commit to about this product, at this time. That is except that Lucky cleans-up real easy, cuz it’s water-based, don’t cha know!

And, here’s a great big plus! Lucky didn’t shame-stain the linens. Those of you familiar with oil-based and silicone-based lubes already know that their shame-stains are a bitch to launder.

ENJOY

REVIEW #8

ExtenZe, XploZion and Sweeten69

Three products have cum my way, so to speak, from the folks at BeAMonStar.com. (They get extra credit for the clever name.) The three products are ExtenZe, XploZion and Sweeten69. Let’s talk about these “supplements” one at a time.

ExtenZe — one week supply — $16.99

For review purposes, I received a two-week supply (14 capsules) of ExtenZe. Theextenze.jpg manufacturer claims that: “ExtenZe is a powerful 100% natural male herbal enhancement pill that is safe, effective, and it is made with high quality ingredients known to aid in improving the health of the genital region.”

Roughly translated, this strongly suggests that the consumer will get a bigger boner by using this supplement. I realize the manufacturer is careful not to come right out and say that, but the wording they use, along with the attendant media that proliferates on the net and TV about this product, leaves little room for doubt about what they are selling.

Here’s a quote from a website that sells ExtenZe: “Having a larger penis and enjoying a more fulfilling sex life is possible and attainable. With today’s technical advancements in chemistry and medicine, there is no reason for a man not to have a larger, healthier penis and a better love life. A man with a larger, harder penis may be more confident and experience greater pleasure from sex.”

  • My experience — I scrupulously followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer. I experienced no penis growth. Can’t rightly say my cock was any healthier. Nor did my love life improve. But I didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

When I spoke with a company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the manufacturer recommends an eight-week regime before one can begin to experience the full effect of ExtenZe. WOW! By my calculations that’s a $135 commitment just to get up to a baseline. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so the jury is still out on that claim for me.

Certainly the list of herbal ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area. Which may, in turn, assist in achieving maximum erection potential. But will it add inches? Jeez, I seriously doubt that! But better blood flow will surely do wonders for one’s stamina, wellbeing and all-round genital health. Hey, it may even make you a bit more horny.

XploZion — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two capsules each of XploZion, whichxplozion.jpg equals two doses. The manufacturer claims that: “XploZion naturally improves the health of body systems that make the male orgasm happen. You’ll begin to notice results within one hour of your first use. XploZion is based on the same science as ExtenZe, the leading male enhancement supplement now endorsed by the top 12 male porn stars in America.”

Being a porn producer myself, I doubt if I’d ever put any credence in the testimony of any porn star, top tier or not. But it probably doesn’t hurt the ad campaign to use such a claim. 😉

  • My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of XploZion. I experienced no orgasmic improvement even after two uses. But I also didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

Again, when speaking the company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the company recommends an eight-week regime to begin to experience the full effect of XploZion. YIKES! By my calculations (60 capsule at $49.95) that’s around $125. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so I can’t comment further on that claim.

As with the previous product, the list of ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area, which may assist in the production of more ejaculate. But staying well hydrated will accomplish that too. However, better blood flow will do wonders for one’s libido and all-round genital health. Again, no quarrel with that.

Sweeten69 — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two tablets each of Sweeten69. Whichsweeten69.jpg equals four doses. The manufacturer claims that: “Sweeten69 works with your body’s natural processes to improve the way you taste to your partner when you’re getting really close!” (How’s that for a swell euphemism for cocksucking and pussy-lickin’?) They go on to say; “Using Sweeten69 as a daily dietary supplement, you can actually improve the way your secretions taste during sex.”

  • My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of Sweeten69. I did notice an improvement in the taste of my own cum with just one use. (But my spooge wasn’t bad tasting to begin with, don’t cha know!) It was noticeably sweeter after using Sweeten69.

Unlike the products above, I couldn’t find a complete list of the proprietary blend of pharmaceutical-grade herbal ingredients. I don’t know why that is.

You may say; “Wait a minute, Dr Dick. Haven’t you mentioned on your site that a guy can sweeten his spooge simply by avoiding junk foods and eating lots of fruits and greens? Didn’t you say that fruit juices like pineapple and cranberry are known to make a dude’s cum taste sweeter? That fruits like melon, mango, apple, or grape, will sweeter your jizz? Didn’t you also say that vegetables like parsley and celery would also sweeten your spunk?” Well, aren’t you clever! Indeed, I did say all of those things at one time or another.

The problem is; unless your eating habits reflect the guidelines above, it’s gonna be difficult to carry around a melon, a jug of fruit juice and/or a bunch of celery or parsley to use on the spare of the moment. That’s why Sweeten69 is a nice alternative. Unlike raw fruits and vegetables, Sweeten69 will easily slip into the smallest purse or the tightest hip pocket…right next to your condoms. 😉

To conclude, it’ll be up to each prospective consumer to determine if the outlay of cash for these products is worth the uncertain benefits. If you do choose to buy, even just enough product to see if it works for you; be sure to buy only from the manufacturer’s website or a reputable online retailer. Be a conscientious consumer! Avoid any auto-billing schemes. There are all kinds of con-job operations out there that will offer free samples of these and other such products, or deep discounts for first time buyers. Once they have your credit card they run up exorbitant monthly charges. So, beware!

ENJOY