I’m Shocked! —— Part 3

REVIEW #24

Hey sex fans,

We’re back with our final installment in this series that focuses on the pleasures of Erotic Electro Stimulation. And the exceptional products of Paradise Electro Stimulations, PES.

Last week, as you recall, the Dr Dick Review Crew and I introduced you to a slew of very cool PES Electrodes that attach to the PES Power Box. These are the thingies and that actually deliver the stimulation. If you somehow missed either of the first two parts of our presentation, look for REVIEW #22 and #23.

This week the Review Crew will introduce you to even more PES Electrodes. This week they are all pretty much gender specific — for those among us with manly parts.

This week’s Review Crew include:
Glenn & Hank — Reviews #4, 16, 17, 18, 23
Gina & Kevin — Reviews #4, 13, 16, 17, 18, 23

Glenn & Hank introduce us to the PES Tubular Mid Ring Electrode (C087) $70.00 and the PES Testicle Tubular Electrode (C085) $60.00.

Hank: “Ya see, the Tubular Mid-Ring is designed to stimulate various points along your cock shat.”
Glenn: “And the Testicle Tubular Electrode
Hank: “Put these babies together and you have some amazing sensations playing off one another all over your cock and balls.”
Glenn: “The best thing is the Mid-Ring is completely adjustable. It’s made of a flexible tubing that you can disconnect from the brass connection and cut to fit any spot on your dick, even right under your dickhead, like the PES Corona Stimulator. Reconnect the tubing to the brass connection and you’re all set.”
Hank: “The same is true for the Testicle Tubular Electrode. So no one has to worry about a ‘one size fits all’ situation. Because as we all know there is no such thing when it comes to cock and balls.”
Glenn: “I hope you’re all getting the picture that these electrodes, as well as several other single-pole electrodes, can be use to stimulate multiple areas at one time.”
Hank: “In fact, the Power Box is so versatile you can even rig up a three-electrode configuration. For example — one on your dick, one on your balls and one up your ass.”
Glenn: “O baby, oh baby you make me so hot!”
Hank: “Sheesh!”
Glenn: “Hey, I’m just sayin.”
Hank>: “Ok, so here’s how it went down. Glenn and I both wanted to try out this cock ‘n balls configuration, but I got to go first this time. The Mid-Ring was the perfect size for me just as it came out of the package, so I didn’t have to trim it. It landed just south of my frenulum. Perfect! The Testicle Tubular Electrode was a little trickier to get situated, but that wasn’t really much of a problem.”
Glenn: “Once Hank got himself all strapped in, so to speak, I connected the electrodes to the Power Box using the leads. We also made a little side wager. I suggested that Hank trust me with the applying the juice.”
Hank: “Actually, he’s not telling you the whole story. He also wanted to restrain my hands and feet. Glenn takes to the whole bondage thing like a pig to shit, but this was new territory for me. The one being restrained that is.”
Glenn: “So I said oh so sweetly, ‘you can trust me, babe’.”
Hank: “Except he said it with this evil grin on his face. So I’m thinking it’s payback time for everything I’ve dished out to him over the years.”
Glenn: “You know that’s not how thing work. Although the idea of stickin’ it to him real good while he were helpless did cross my mind. I guess I do have a sadistic streak after all. Who knew? And just so you know, I wasn’t talking about a full-on bondage scene anyway. Just some innocent velcro wrist and ankle restraints. What a big sissy!”
Hank: “In the end I gave in and let him have his way. This was a true role reversal for me and it did take some getting used to. But almost immediately my mind was distracted by the intense sensations in my groin. I think not being able to control the sensations myself added to the intensity. I now know what being a bottom is like. While I don’t want to bottom every day, it was a very interesting experience.”
Glenn: “And I like being a bottom more than being a top, but as Hank said, this was fuckin’ hot. As I started to adjust the knobs on the Power Box, I could read the pleasure on Hank’s face. His dick swelled to gigantic proportions. I would have loved to jump on top of him and slide that thing in my ass. But like a good top, this wasn’t about me.”
Hank: “Glenn is right; I’ve never seen my dick bigger. And again, this was a totally ‘hands free’ ride. It was just the electrodes and my meat and nuts. Amazing!”
Glenn: “We didn’t rush anything. In fact, every time Hank came close to cuming I dialed back the power. We did this edge play for over 20 minutes until he was beggin’ me for release. Being in control of his orgasm like this was a complete turn on for me. I never thought I had it in me.”
Hank: “It’s true, man, I was practically crying to have him make me cum. My balls were so full they ached. And the Testicle Tubular Electrode made them feel like basketballs. It was so fuckin intense.”
Glenn: “I finally granted his wish, but not before I shot my wad all over his face.”
Hank: “The bastard actually shot first while I was still moaning to bust my nut. Finally, he let me cum. And I thought I was gonna die right then and there.”
Glenn: “He let out a growl that came from so far down inside him it was like some wild beast. The neighbors must have thought, WTF!
Hank: “I was completely spent. I could barely move.”
Glenn: “It was totally awesome.”
Hank: “Glenn got his chance with these puppies a couple nights later. But we’ll save that story for another time.” is designed to wrap around your nuts, as well as separating each of your balls to spread the e-stim all over your family jewels. You get to adjust the focus by tightening or loosening the fit of the tubing.

Gina & Kevin introduce us to the PES Tubular Base Ring Electrode (C086) $70.00 and the PES Prostate Stimulator Electrode (C092) $133.00.

Gina: “When Kevin and I met, I was like this good little Catholic girl. About as sexually adventurous as I ever got was having sex with the lights on. I mean it, I must have been a real piece of work.”
Kevin: “Yeah, it was like she had just escaped from a convent or something. She was like totally adorable, with this knock-out body, but she was so timid and shy and like completely inexperienced.”
Gina: “But look at me now! Thanks to Kevin and our own devious Dr Dick I’ve gotten in touch with my inner ‘Dom’. Despite my feminist leanings, I thought women were always subservient to men in the bedroom. I never realized there were ‘Sub’ men. And anyone who didn’t know Kevin and my little secret would never guess he loves to be dominated. I mean, it came as a huge surprise to me.”
Kevin: “It’s true. Until that fateful first review I did as part of Dr Dick’s Review Crew. I never new I had an inner ‘Sub’ just dying to get out. I just thought I like things in my ass.”
Gina: “There’s so much more to this sex stuff than what meets the eye, huh? I am so grateful to have had this opportunity to wake myself up to the erotic world around me.”
Kevin: “So we have two electrodes to tell you about. The Tubular Base Ring is much like the one Glenn and Hank used, only it’s larger and fits down at the base of your cock. It’s designed to send intense stimulation all over your dick and down into your pelvis. Because it’s uni-polar, ya have to use it in combination with another electrode. Ya get it?”
Gina: “To be truthful, we didn’t get it right away either. We both discovered that a single pole electrode, like the Tubular Base Ring, has to be used in conjunction with another single pole electrode to complete the erotic electro circuit.”
Kevin: “Doesn’t she sound like Suzie Scientist?”
Gina: “Shut up!”
Kevin: “Luckily we had this other electrode, the Prostate Stimulator, (Mmmm, prostate stimulation) to use with the Base Ring.”
Gina: “Yeah, I mean how lucky was that, butt boy?”
Kevin: “By the way, the Tubular Ring can be cut to size to allow for a more individual fit. The Prostate Stimulator, on the other hand is made up of two basic components: A flexible T-shaped stem with a chrome plated electro conductive sphere at the tip.”
Gina: “The flexibility is what makes this thing so special. It focuses the electro stimulation right where you want it.”
Kevin: “You can bend the vertical flexible shaft so it lands the conductive sphere smack-dab on your P-spot. Trust me, this will give you a “hands free” cum shot for damn sure.”
Gina: “I really got into this e-stim thing this time around. I confess I was way too anxious about the whole thing last time.”
Kevin: “Yeah, she really got into it this time. Her inner ‘Dom’ took over. She even dressed the part — black stockings and stiletto heals. She cuffed me, both hands and feet, to the mattress (Thanks Sportsheets!) and teased me with her strap-on. I got her one for our anniversary.”
Gina: “Isn’t he romantic?”
Kevin: “I was helpless, so she had to lube me up and place the electrodes and leads.”
Gina: “I used latex gloves, so no worries. By the way, I discovered that latex gloves make a nice smacking sound when you slapping a bad boy’s bare butt.”
Kevin: “Isn’t SHE romantic? Oh SNAP!”
Gina: “I started to really get off on the power I had over him. I never really felt anything like it in the past. It’s funny, because I seemed to know exactly what to do right from the start. Basically, I did what Glenn did to Hank, the whole edging thing, although I didn’t know it was called edging.”
Kevin: “She was all about teasing me with the juice. She started real slow, too slow in fact. I told her she had to turn the damned thing up; I could barely feel it. She slapped my ass real good and told me pipe down because now she was in charge.”
Gina: “I loved it. I even goosed the power up a bit just to prove my point. The shock made him stand up and take note, both literally and figuratively.”
Kevin: “I think I’ve created a monster.”
Gina: “You love it. So I kept this up while I turned my strap-on dong vibe on myself. The more Kevin was writhing in ecstasy and the more he was telling me the dirty things he wanted me to do to him, the closer I got to cuming myself.”
Kevin: “This was the most intense prostate stimulation I ever felt. And because the sensations were also all up and down my cock at the same time I could barely stand it.”
Gina: “We miraculously came at the same time, which like never happens.”
Kevin: “I know; and I didn’t even touch my dick or Gina for that matter. It was like this wild sexual energy was passing between us.”
Gina: “We both recommend Erotic Electro Stimulation to anyone who wants something a little out of the ordinary.”
Kevin: “And you can quote us on that.”

The Review Crew wants to remind everyone of the importance of lubrication when playing with EES. And make sure it is water based lube. Shaving the areas where the electrodes will be placed is highly recommended.

Clean up is relatively easy too. Most of the electrodes can be cleaned up with a few drops of dishwashing liquid and a soft, lint-free towel. They can also be sanitized using a 10% bleach solution. But NEVER SOAK your electrodes. You can also spray your electrodes with isopropyl alcohol before drying and storing.

In closing, we want to say that the PES website was an essential resource for all of us before we started our play as well as in helping us understand how Erotic Electro Stimulation works. We encourage you to visit their website too. It’s chock-full of very useful and informative stuff. They have galleries, safety tips, product information, tons of links and even a fantastic discussion board, where you can interact with other EES connoisseurs.

ENJOY

October 31, 2008July 1, 2026

I’m Shocked! —— Part 2

REVIEW #23

Hey sex fans,

We’re back with Part 2 in this series that will focus on the exceptional products from the pervy and oh so edgy folks at Paradise Electro Stimulations, PES.

Last week, as you recall, the Dr Dick Review Crew and I introduced you to the concept of Erotic Electro Stimulation in general and the PES Power Box in particular. If you somehow missed this important first part of our presentation, look for Review #22.

This week the Review Crew will introduce you to some of the PES Electrodes that attach to the PES Power Box. These are the thingies and that actually deliver the stimulation. You’ll notice that some of these products are gender specific, others are can be used by either sex.

This week’s Review Crew include:

Glenn & Hank — Reviews #4, 16, 17, 18
Gina & Kevin — Reviews #4, 13, 16, 17, 18
Joy & Dixie— Reviews #6, 12, 16, 17, 18

Joy & Dixie introduce us to the newly redesigned PES Vaginal Plug. It directs the flow of Erotic Electro Stimulating current right inside your pussy. You lucky Ladies! All us pussy-less folk can only guess at the bliss we’re missing. By the way, neither Joy nor Dixie had ever played with Erotic Electro Stimulation before.

PES Vaginal Plug (C066) $190.00

Joy: “This plug has two conductive surfaces, one on each side of the beautifully sleek acrylic shaft. We discovered that the plug works best when fully inserted in my pussy before we turned on the Power Box.“
Dixie: “Also, be aware that shifting the plug once it’s in place will redirect the stimulation, which just makes sense, right?”

(Like we learned last week, it’s always advisable to lower power levels before shifting the position of any of the PES Electrodes. And when adjusting the levels, the higher the pulse and frequency, the more intense the stimulation.)

Joy: “Once I inserted the plug and took a few deep breaths to relax, I slowly began to adjust the pulse and frequency knobs upward. I began to feel involuntary muscle contractions inside my pussy. This was a totally new sensation for me. It was completely unlike what I experience with an insertable vibrator. In record time I had my first orgasm. I was like, ‘holy shit, I am in love!”
Dixie: “It was so amazing to watch. Joy didn’t do a thing, but lean back against a pillow and manipulate the knobs on the Power Box. The PES Vaginal Plug did all the work. When Joy uses one of her dildos, even one of the vibrating ones, she always has to manually pump it in and out.”
Joy: “I can safely say that this was my very first hands-free orgasm ever. It was completely effortless. I could feel the electro stimulation in my clit too. It was totally wild. Like Dixie said, it wasn’t friction that was causing the sensations, because there was no in and out movement. Over the next 15 or 20 minutes I had multiple orgasms. But there was none of that ‘raw’ feeling in my pussy afterward, like I often get when I use my vibes.”
Dixie: “I was way more nervous about using this thing than Joy. I had to talk myself down from connecting the dots, as it were. Here is this thing, the Power Box plugged into an outlet in the wall and wires from it were attached to the Vaginal Plug. And that was now inside my cunt. Good thing Joy went first, or I wouldn’t have been able to get past the whole electrocution scene playing out in my head. Joy held my hand and I adjusted the knobs on the Power Box. It was such an unfamiliar sensation that it took me a while to decide if I liked it or not. I did notice that adjusting the Vaginal Plug placement and depth in my cunt stimulated different nerve paths, which produced a variety of sensations. Once I could relax and give myself the space to experience the tingly feelings, I too had a whopper of an orgasm. Relaxation is key, at least at first.”
Joy: “There a round opening in the base that allows access to one’s clit for manual stimulation. Not that I needed that necessarily. It also comes with these dainty latex straps to hold the thing in place. Dixie like the straps more than I did.”
Dixie: “Lubrication is a must! I mean, that seems obvious but lube is important for more than just making insertion easier. It also plays an essential role in the effectiveness of the electrode. We used ElectroLube; and recommend it highly.”
Joy: “We both realize that these are very expensive toys, but boy are they worth it.”
Dixie: “Getting past the wires was more difficult for me. But I agree with Joy, this is amazing stuff.”

Glenn & Hank introduce us to the PES Acrylic Anal Plug. It directs the flow of Erotic Electro Stimulating current right inside your ass. Since we all have an asshole, none of us will be left wondering what we’re missing, just because we don’t have the right parts. Hank and Glenn have a limited amount of experience with e-stim. They use Electro Stimulation as part of their BDSM play.

PES Acrylic Anal Plug (C072) $150.00

Glenn: “The PES Electro Anal Plug is beautiful. It’s a smooth acrylic plug with conductive surfaces on either side. These stimulate your sphincter muscle, prostate and all up inside your hole. If you’re a bottom, you’re gonna love this shit.”
Hank: “He knows of what he speaks!
Glenn: “Unlike Joy and Dixie, me and Hank like it nasty.
Hank: “The nastier the better.”
Glenn: “Like all butt plugs, the PES Electro Anal Plug slips in your ass allowing your sphincter to close down around the notch in the plug keeping the puppy in place.”
Hank: “Glenn’s got the tightest ass of any power bottom I’ve ever known. Must be all those kegels. When he clamps down on my fingers, it’s enough to snap ‘em in two.”
Glenn: “Awww shucks, you say the sweetest things, babe.”
Hank: “We want to reinforce everything that Dixie and Joy said about the importance of lube. Not only for insertion purposes but to ass-ist in conductivity.”
Glenn: “So I’m in the sling at our bud’s dungeon. Hank and our friend, Tad, are workin’ me over real good with some fine rope work. I have a gag in my mouth.”
Hank: “That gag provides me the only peace I get all week.”
Glenn: “BITCH! Anyhow, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I have a gag in my mouth and a hood over my head and some weights on my balls. The paddle stings. The cane raises little welts on my glues. It hurts like hell and I’m in heaven.”
Hank: “Then comes the ass ass-ult. We lube up Glenn’s ass and the Electro Anal Plug and drive it home. This is not a super-sized plug by any means, but it doesn’t have to be.”
Glenn: “Hee haw! Slap me and call me names.”
Hank: “Glenn is such a pain pig. Tad and I add a blindfold, check the ropes and give Glenn the juice.”
Glenn: “I can’t feel anything but the sensations in my ass. I buck as much as I can with pain/pleasure. My ass is on fire, but I still clamp my sphincter down on the plug for extra measure.”
Hank: “Precum dribbles from his cock. He writhes as he rides the edge. Bubbles of saliva encircle the ball gag. There’s a grimace on his face. Finally, he raises his middle finger in a “fuck you” salute and we shut down the Power Box.”
Glenn: “When I’m gagged the “fuck you” salute is my safe word, or better my safe gesture. Twenty minutes of this and I am completely spent. I don’t even need to cum, I am that satisfied.”

Hank & Glenn introduce us to the PES Corona Stimulator. It’s one three corona focused PES Electrodes that target the Erotic Electro Stimulation to a your cockhead. Pity the dick-less among us who’ll never know the ecstasy of this kind of erotic charge.

PES Corona Stimulator (C082) $79.00

Hank: “While Glenn was taking a smoke break over in the corner. Tad and I had the Power Box to ourselves. I was eager to try the PES Corona Stimulator.”
Glenn: “I’m actually surprised Hank was up for this. I’m the edgy pervert one in the family.
Hank: “Part of being on the Review Crew is expanding our limits, right? And I’m into my dick the way Glenn is into his ass. That’s why the PES Corona Stimulator interested me. So I thought I would take it for a little test drive.
Glenn: “This, of course, aroused my attention right away. Hank has the most beautiful, big, fat uncut dick in town. I get all moist just seein it flop around when he’s strollin’ around the house in the buff. So I mozied on over to where Tad and he are hookin’ him up to PES Corona Stimulator.”
Hank: “I skinned back my foreskin and slipped the electrode over my dickhead. I confess to being a little nervous, which actually turned out to be a good thing. It would have been really uncomfortable trying to slip the head of my cock into this thing if I was hard.”
Glenn: “I told you he had a big dick.”
Hank: “I adjusted the PES Corona Stimulator
Glenn: “Ya gotta use a lot of lube for this.”
Hank: “I used the Corona Stimulator with the Tubular Mid-Ring, which promised to pretty much carry the stimulation through my entire shaft. Once I had everything in place and wired up I was ready to go for it.
Glenn: “Hank was still a little tentative, so I decided to put on a little show for him. I got down on my knees and started to deep throat Tad’s meat. This got Hank’s dick to swell.”
Hank: “I really couldn’t jerk myself, like I normally would, so I started to fiddle with the knobs on the Power Box. I began to feel a tingle as I tuned up the juice. In moments I was rock hard. The sensations were incredible. Before that night I had never experienced a “hands free” orgasm. It was fuckin fantastic. I thought I was gonna cum my guts out.
Glenn: “It was pretty, alright.
Hank: “Here’s a tip: be sure shave any hair you might have off your shaft. You don’t want hot spots, so that the top part laid over my piss slit. The ring goes around the head and connection doohickey hits me at my frenulum.”

Gina & Kevin introduce us to the PES Electro-Flex Anal Plug. It directs the flow of Erotic Electro Stimulating current right inside your ass. Again, since we all have an asshole, none of us have to miss out on all the fun just because we don’t have the right parts. Kevin and Gina are e-stim virgins.

PES Electro-Flex Anal Plug (C071) $196.00

Gina: “Look everybody, we’re back with yet another butt toy for my sweet little Kevie’s booty.”
Kevin: “It does look like I’m getting all the attention, huh?
Gina: “It’s ok, because this Electro stuff scares me. I mean I know it’s safe and all, but like Dixie I have this natural aversion to wires and my private parts. I admit; I’m old fashioned that way.”
Kevin: “LOL! Yeah she’s just like the gal that married dear old dad. NOT!”
Gina: “Shut up!”
Kevin: “Moving right along, the PES Electro-Flex Anal Plug
Gina: “I have to admit; it is pretty harmless looking. And it’s flexible to a degree. You can even bend it a bit to an angle and it will hold its shape. I would consider using it myself, as a pussy plug, but not with it plugged in.”
Kevin: “The plug has two separate electro pads, neither one is as obvious as Glenn’s. Both are positioned on the plug to stimulate precise areas. One pad runs the entire length of the plug, for contact with my sphincter muscle. The second, smaller pad is positioned opposite the first, along the plug’s head where it stimulated my prostate. We used plenty of the ElectroLube that came with the plug, both inside my ass and on the plug itself.”
Gina: “By the way, we learned that you can use this electrode alone or in conjunction with another electrode, like the one that would go on your penis. But more about that later.”
Kevin: “Yeah ok so, here I am all lubed up and ready to go and then I get cold feet. I know, what a pussy, huh?
Gina: “I think that was my fault. I was all nervous and I’m sure that my anxiety made him nervous. Then finally I just said, ‘Go for it. How bad could it be?’”
Kevin: “I began to turn up the juice, as Hank put it. It was like so friggin amazing. The first thing I felt was involuntary muscle contractions in my sphincter. This made the plug kinda dance rhythmically in my hole. I almost shot my wad right then and there.”
Gina: “OMG, you should have seen his face. It was like he saw the heavens open. He kept trying to grab my hand and guide it to his penis. But I was afraid I was gonna get a shock.”
Kevin: “I kept telling her it would be ok. I certainly could feel the sensations in my cock and balls, but not in my hands when I touched myself.”
Gina: “Finally I relented and let him eat me out while this thing was working his butt. I know, generous of me, huh? He devoured my pussy with an unexpected hunger. I guess I need to feed his bottom like this more often.”
Kevin: “I know; I was like some sex craved maniac. She loved it. So did I. We even came together, and I didn’t even touch my dick. That was like a total first for me.
Guys, if you’re into your ass, like me, there is nothing like Erotic Electro Stimulation. Period.” is totally different from the plug that Glenn had in his talented ass. Instead of being made of acrylic, like his, mine is made of a conductive silicone elastomer. This makes it kinda soft as opposed to rigid, like Glenn’s.

August 29, 2008June 27, 2026

Sport Fuck, Part 1

REVIEW #17

Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew has been busy as all get-out all summer long testing a load of intriguing and oh so practical novelties from the pleasure-oriented folks over at Sportsheets.

Don’t know Sportsheets from a hole in your head? Stick around, sex fans, and let the Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew introduce you to a swell lineup of sexy fun products that will liven up even the most ho-hum sex life.

We have so many products to review that I will present our findings in two parts. Look for Sport Fuck, Part 2 on Friday, September 5, 2008. But for now, let’s check in with our intrepid reviewers.

Sportsheets Doggie Style Position Strap

Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew has been busy as all get-out all summer long testing a load of intriguing and oh so practical novelties from the pleasure-oriented folks over at Sportsheets.

Don’t know Sportsheets from a hole in your head? Stick around, sex fans, and let the Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew introduce you to a swell lineup of sexy fun products that will liven up even the most ho-hum sex life.

(We hwve separate postings for each product. Simply search for Sportsheets to find them all.)

Sportsheets Doggie Style Position Strap $14.50

A soft pad with a sturdy nylon strap lifts the pelvis for more control and deeper penetration. It’s designed to enable and enhance doggie style sex. Comfortable and easy to use, the strap has a handle with an adjustable buckle at each end. Machine washable.

Gina & Kevin

Kevin: “Doggie style is my favorite, but it is not as easy as it looks.”
Gina: “You can say that again!”
Kevin: “This strap takes some of the effort out of this great position and actually makes for much better fuck.”
Gina: “Using this strap, Kevin has more control and can penetrate deeper. The pad on my lower abdomen positions my G-spot perfectly for his thrusts. I don’t have to strain my arms and wrists pushing back against him, because he is able to hold me close using the straps. And the Doggie Style Position Strap
Kevin: “And there’s less strain on my lower back. Getting the proper grip on the straps takes some practice, however. But I learned that it’s like pulling on the reins of a horse’s bridle. In fact, I was able to control Gina using this same principle.
Gina: “Isn’t he romantic? The a big lug!”
Kevin: “Well it’s true. I do have more control. I can rock and tilt your pelvis, which gives you more pleasure, right? At least that’s what you said the first time we used it. Do you remember?”
Gina: “I do remember. And it was more pleasurable for sure. I was simply reacting to the horse comment.
Anyhow, we both liked Doggie Style Position Strap very much.”
Kevin: “It’s become an indispensable part of our play sessions. We highly recommend this to any doggie style lover. And the freakin thing is under $20, so you can’t go wrong.”
Gina: “Our next adventure with this thing will be me using it on Kevin. I’m finally going to take the plunge and strap one on for him and peg his sweet bottom.”
Kevin: “I can’t hardly wait! Maybe tonight will be my lucky night.” spares my face from being shoved into the pillows, mattress or carpet. That alone makes the thing worth having.

Sportsheets Super Sex Sling

Sportsheets Super Sex Sling $ 66.49

The Super Sex Sling has a deluxe comfort neck rest, plus extended straps and padded supports. Fully adjustable, it lets you go wild for hours and hours.

Glenn & Hank

Glenn: “I’m the bottom in our family. Hank, here, he’s the top.”
Hank: “Yeah, we’re just like Jack Sprat and his wife, only completely different.” 😉
Glenn:   “We sometime play in a mutual friend’s dungeon. He has a full-on sling setup that I absolutely love. Hank and I would have one too, but it’s completely impractical in our apartment.”
Hank: “While the Super Sex Sling isn’t in the same ballpark as a pimped-out leather sling hanging from the rafters, it does serve much the same purpose.”
Glenn:   “Yep, Hank (and others) can fuck the bejesus otta me and my legs don’t tire in the ass-ult.”
Hank: “And I don’t have to expend all my energy tryin’ to keep Glenn’s bubba-sized legs up and apart. And that makes a big difference in my endurance during the fuck, I’m happy to report.”
Glenn:   “The Super Sex Sling allows me to use my upper body strength to manage my legs. I get to lift and separate my legs as much as I want and need. This is perfect, because the more tension I have in the muscles in my thighs, the more tension I have in my glutes. And the more tension I have in my ass muscles; the more powerful my orgasm is gonna be.”
Hank: “And Glenn can hold his position even if I have to move to readjust my position. And there’s nothin finer then seeing my man’s legs open wide and pulled back so I can gaze upon his hairy hole as it winks at me,”
Glenn:   “This device is worth its weight in gold, no doubt about it.
But here’s the thing. If I saw this package in a store I would walk right on by it. The guy and girl on the cover look great and all, but I would have never stopped and considered how this sling might be used by me — a big gay homosexual — and my husband.”
Hank: “I totally agree. I looked all over the Sportsheets website, the only packaging they have represents straight people. That’s so disappointing. I’d be willing to bet that if they repackaged some of their toys using two hot guys on the cover in the same way they use the straight couple, their shit would fly off the shelf. I know it would get my attention ASAP!”

Sportsheets Sex Sling $36.00

This is the perfect sex sling for oral stimulation, vaginal and/or anal sex, and G-spot penetration and stimulation. Using the Sex Sling you can keep your legs and hips comfortably raised for prolonged periods of time, making access incredibly simple. The tension on the straps is easily adjusted using the black plastic buckle adjusters. These adjusters also make quick-release of the legs simple.

Joy & Dixie

Joy: “I want to reiterate and underscore what Hank was saying about the packaging. Now I know I’m never gonna see a picture of a couple of hot chicks using whatever toy, but some diversity would be appreciated. Even some people of color would add interest.”
Dixie: “I’d like to see some packaging that reflects actual users too, but that’s probably never gonna happen. So let’s move on.”
Joy: “Dixie and I compared this Sex Sling with the one Glenn and Hank have — the Super Sex Sling. Ours is basically the same concept as theirs, only ours is the stripped down model. There isn’t as much comfortable support on our neck pad as they have on theirs.
Dixie: “I agree, this Sex Sling does what the Sportsheets people say it will — keeps my legs elevated and apart for when Joy’s bangin’ me or eatin’ me out.”
Joy: “And because it’s adjustable, I can use it as well as Dixie. And as you can see, I’m a much bigger gal.” 😉
Dixie: “Both of us agree with what Glenn said about increased muscle tension in our legs and butt. This increased muscle tension really does increase the intensity of our orgasms.
Joy: “Yep, I knew about this secret for better orgasms long before we tried the Sex Sling. It’s just that I never used anything like this before and so I didn’t realize how effective something as simple as a sling would be at increasing the level of pleasure I experience.”
Dixie: “When Joy is in the Sex Sling I don’t have to worry about trying to support the weight of her legs. Not that I would be able to do that even if I wanted. And when I’m in the Sex Sling it’s much easier for Joy to hit my G-spot with our SHARE (review HERE).
Joy: “We both recommend this item as a starter sling. However, if this concept really appeals to you, as it does us. We suggest you go for the Super Sex Sling. It’s thirty bucks more, but worth it!”

The Penetration Station

The Penetration Station by Sportsheets —— $54.00

When you use the Penetration Station you can fully realize deeper penetration and thrust in a wide array of positions (from doggy to missionary to cowgirl and others). The straps are highly adjustable to fit any mattress and once you and your partner hold on, then the ride will begin. The product consists of one 12′ center strap, four 7′ leverage straps and 4 neoprene attachments. Each of these pieces can fit easily underneath the mattress for discreet storage.

Jack & Karen

Karen: “This is our first appearance as members of Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew. So maybe a little introduction is in order. Jack and I are Swingers. We’ve been in the lifestyle, as it’s called, for 6 years. We’re both on the kinky side of the spectrum and are very fond of light bondage and the associated discipline. We are both bisexuals, me more so than Jack, but we play with same and other sex partners.”
Jack: “Karen and I were so stoked when Dr Dick invited us to join his crew, so we hope to do him and our fellow reviewers proud. So here’s a shout out to all the pervs in our audience. We’re here for ya baby!”
Karen: “The Penetration Station setup is a snap (literally and figuratively). All we had to do is loop the straps under our mattress, as shown in the instructions, so that two straps come up from the head of the bed and two come up from the foot of the bed. Neoprene and nylon attachments easily snap in place and work as handgrips, foot stirrups or thigh straps.”
Jack: “And you can use this on any sized bed. Once the basic set up is complete, you get to choose from a variety of possible uses. This thing is so damned versatile.”
Karen: “The straps detach from the loops with clips and the whole thing can be tucked under the mattress when not in use.”
Jack: “We had to be patient as we fumbled around trying to get the hang of things. Karen and I had to keep referring to the illustrations to get into the positions we wanted. We kept cracking up over our awkwardness. This didn’t add to the passion, but we had a good time nonetheless.”
Karen: “At first, I couldn’t stop laughing. I was getting more tangled up in the straps than anything. Laughing at ourselves kept the frustration level down. But boy-oh-boy, once we figured it out, it became like second nature to us.”
Jack: “I’m like Kevin; doggie style is my favorite position. The Penetration Station allows Karen to grasp the straps from the foot of the bed while I grab the ones from the head of the bed. This brings us tight in on each other, more so than one could do without the Penetration Station. We both get balance and stability and the deepest fuck ever thanks to this little wonder.”
Karen: “Jack’s right! I no longer have to worry about getting my face smooched into the mattress or stressing my elbows as I brace myself against Jack’s thrusts. Gina mentioned the same thing in her review. I’m so glad I’m not alone in this.”
I can now actually press back against Jack for an even deeper thrust and G-spot stimulation.”
Jack: “Neither one of us is exhausted by trying to hold one position or another. The fuck, however, is sure enough exhausting, but that’s the way it’s supposed to be, huh?”
Karen: “I like that the Penetration Station is so portable. We’ve already taken it to several play parties. I love introducing our swinger friends to this amazing device. It immediately becomes the life of the party.
The neoprene cuffs are very comfortable on both hands and feet.
Jack: “I’m in charge of clean-up after play and so I like how easily the Penetration Station can be discreetly stored under the mattress.
You can wipe off any lube residue on the straps or cuffs with a damp cloth and you’re favorite spray cleaner. It’s also machine washable!”

ENJOY!

August 22, 2008June 27, 2026

The Ladies Auxiliary

REVIEW #16

Natural Contours Liberte Vibrator

Some of the more illustrious members of Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew showed up for a little confab on the beautiful line of Natural Contours products I have for review. The usual suspects were there — Joy, Gina, Angie and Jada. Surprisingly, Ken and Glenn also joined us. In fact it was Ken who christened us The Ladies Auxiliary. Maybe it was the wine, but we all got a kick out of that. So the name stuck. Political correctness be damned!

As we passed around the products to be reviewed the women were discussing size, shape, design and functionality of the five products I have for review. The Natural Contours line of products is designed by women and made with natural curves to contour to their bodies. They are tasteful, elegant, discreet, stylish and ergonomic.

The boys were feeling totally left out. Glenn finally spoke up; “What are we, chopped liver? I don’t see why any one of these things couldn’t be used by a guy.” Ken nodded his head in agreement. I added: “A lot of ‘female oriented products’ are used by men. In fact, if some of the packaging for these products were a bit more generic, there’d probably be a whole lot more cross-over marketing and purchasing being done.”

The women thought the packaging for the Natural Contours line was pretty neutral; as compared to some “female oriented products” they’ve seen. But there’s no mistaking the feminine slant. None of women present were put off by the suggestion that the men folk might enjoy Natural Contours products too. Jada asked; “But what about the G-Plus Attachment? Men don’t have a G-Spot.” Gina, who is now very familiar with her BF’s butt play said: “Yeah, but they do have a P-Spot. And Ken added; “And we all have a PC muscle so the Energie could be used by everyone!”

I am so proud of my Review Crew. They are such a clever lot. We distributed the products and set a date for our debriefing session. I convened the follow up meeting of The Ladies Auxiliary a couple of weeks later to discuss our findings.

Natural Contours Liberte Vibrator $29.70

Angie:

I love the shape, size and feel. Even the color is perfect in my estimation. I was very impressed with the stylish packaging. I thought the price was right too. So many toys these days are prohibitively expensive.

The Liberte is very smooth, lightweight and fits comfortably in my hand. It has an easy to manipulate control button. The one button runs through the vibe speeds starting at high-speed. Here’s one thing I didn’t understand. Wouldn’t it have been better to have the vibrator start on a slower speed first and then progress to higher speeds instead of the other way around?

Anyhow, you have to toggle through all the speeds — high, medium, low and pulse — to get to off. This took some getting used to.

When I was by myself, I preferred the pulse action. Oh, and its really quiet.

I introduced the Liberte to my husband. We discovered it to be a very nice addition to our playtime together. I think my husband warmed to it more easily because it doesn’t have that traditional dildo “penis shape.” But he’s such a mechanic he was immediately frustrated with the one button control design. I had to gently remind him that he wasn’t in the machine shop now, but in the bedroom. So I asked him to please just let go of all that for now.

Overall, I was very impressed with this toy and would recommend it to anyone wanting a sleek, nontraditional looking vibrator.

Natural Contours Energie Kegel Exerciser

Natural Contours Energie Kegel Exerciser $49.95

Joy and Glenn

Joy: “Glenn and I decided to team up on this review since we are both so passionate about Kegel exercises.”
Glenn: “Yeah, we want everyone to work their PC (pubococcygeus muscle) for happier, healthier fucking!”
Joy: “The Energie Kegel Exerciser is a ergonomically shaped weighted barbell sorta deal that you insert into your pussy or butt (or both if you’re lucky enough to be a woman) to strengthen your PC muscles. You lie on your back, lubricate the Energie, and insert. You can use either water-based or my favorite — silicone-based lube. Once you have it in your vagina, you simply do your Kegels muscle contraction and relaxation exercises like usual, but the results are more dramatic. It’s like takin’ your pussy to the gym!”
Glenn: “Totally! The same is true for Kegel training in your ass. When I was finally able to wrestle the Energie away from Joy for my night with this beauty, I loved it. It’s heftier than other toys I’ve used for this purpose, just over 14 oz. So the workout was great.
I found I needed to put a cushion under my hips to raise my ass off the floor to use the Energie effectively. Ya see, ya have to let gravity do its thing. I mean if half the weight is on the floor, it’s not gonna work your PC muscles to its full potential.”
Joy: “I agree! When I had a chance to use it anally, I also used a couple of pillows. One word of caution; you do have to be careful that you don’t insert the Energie too far up your butt. It’s not likely that you will, because of the weight. And it is, after all, 6 1/2″ long x 1 1/4″ thick at its widest point. It’s also flared at both ends. But this thing is not like a traditional butt plug; it doesn’t have an actual notch in it for your sphincter to close on to for keeping it in place.”
Glenn: “Good point!
I also want to say that the Energie felt fantastic on my prostate. It’s like getting a prostate massage while you are working your PC muscle. You can’t beat that!”
Joy: “You can if you’re a gurrl! When I was using the Energie vaginally it was doing a real number on my G-spot.
I want to make sure that all women, especially postpartum or post-menopausal women know about this amazing exerciser. It will revolutionize their sex life, I promise.
The Energie is easy to keep clean, mild soap and warm water will do. You can also sterilize it (before sharing) by dropping it into boiling water for minute or two. And it comes in a really nice storage case.”

Natural Contours Jolie

Natural Contours Waterproof Jolie $16.95

Gina

I think you call this a “lipstick” vibe. (Now that I’m an official member of Dr Dick’s Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew, I figured I would learn some of the industry lingo.) I think they call it that, because it’s not much larger than a lipstick. But it does have a nice kick to it when the batteries are fresh.

The Jolie only has the one speed, but what do ya want for under $20, right?

I was particularly interested in it being waterproof. I love using a vibrator in my bath.

I found that it was hard to turn on/off, particularly with wet or soapy hands. I chalked this up to it needing to be watertight. Here’s something to be aware of — the on/off switch also functions as the cap for changing out the batteries. If you inadvertently turn the cap the wrong way the top pops off instead of turning the thing on. Directions are printed on the thing, but who pays attention to that when it’s playtime? 😉

The Jolie is pretty quiet for as powerful as it is. One Saturday afternoon I decided to slip the vibe into the crotch of my jeans. I figured, what the heck; let’s have a good time while we pick up the apartment. I got so turned on I attacked my napping boyfriend, Kevin (REVIEW #13). He was like, “What’s up with you?” When I showed him my little buddy, he was all like, “Awesome! Here, let me do it.” It was wonderful just letting him pleasure me with it.

You know how we were talking a couple of weeks ago about men using these vibes themselves? Well, I asked Kevin what he thought. He said the Jolie would be great for external use around his testicles and whatnot, but defiantly not for use in his butt. The Jolie is just too small for that. It could easily slip inside and get stuck.

Natural Contours Ideal Vibrator

Natural Contours Ideal Vibrator $44.95

Jada

I was so delighted to be chosen to do this review. I’ve been the proud owner of a Hitachi Magic Wand for over 10 years. It has been my personal favorite for all that time. I was eager for an opportunity to compare the Natural Contours Ideal Vibrator with the one I’ve loved so much for so long.

Both vibrators are the hand held type with a flexible spring ball head. Each has the same oscillating movement. The Ideal Vibrator is not as quite as the Hitachi, but it is as powerful on both speeds. The Ideal is lighter than the Hitachi model I have. I like that a lot.

The thing I like the most about the Ideal is always ready to go and there is no cord to tangle with. I can’t tell you how much I love that. is that is cordless. It doesn’t run on batteries either. It’s rechargeable. I know this may sound petty, but there have been plenty of times in the past when I probably would have used my trusty Hitachi Magic Wand on the spare of the moment. But I wound up putting it off, because I didn’t want to move furniture to plug it in or deal with an extension cord. Now I’ll never have to postpone my pleasure, because the

The Natural Contours Ideal Vibrator is head and shoulders above the Hitachi in terms of its design too. It’s really very pretty and much more elegant than the Hitachi. The grip on the Ideal fits naturally in my hand. It’s as comfortable in my right hand as it is in my left.

Natural Contours Ideal Vibrator is my brand new favorite.

Natural Contours Ideal G-Plus Attachment $16.95

Jada

I feel as though I’ve fallen into a pot of jam. The one thing I always thought was lacking in my wand vibrator is that it was for external use only. Now with this inexpensive Natural Contours Ideal G-Plus Attachment I can change all that.It’s so simple and practical; I can’t believe no one thought of this before now. The attachment fits on either my

Hitachi wand or my new Natural Contours Ideal Vibrator. It has two prongs for G-spot and clitoral stimulation. It is beautifully flexible and yet it is latex-free. (I am allergic to latex.) And I’m delighted to learn that it is also phthalate-free. (Thanks to Dr Dick, I’m becoming a more discerning, conscientious and health wise consumer.)

One last thing, I was struck by something Angie said about her husband’s response to her vibrators. She said something like he is less put off by the Liberte because it didn’t have a “penis shape.” I never realized that my husband had similar reservations. He’s never said anything, but he only likes using my Hitachi wand on me, none of my other insertables. But now with this G-Plus Attachment I get the best of both worlds — external and internal stimulation — and my husband likes it just fine.

August 1, 2008June 27, 2026

Buzz Me In

REVIEW #13

WE-Vibe —— $129.95

Hey Sex Fans,

Allow me to introduce you to Gina, the newest member of Dr Dick’s Product Review Crew. She’s 24, she’s smart as a whip and she’s working on her master’s degree in social work. She’s vivacious, outgoing, fun loving and charming as all get-out. She describes herself as a sex-positive feminist, but she also confesses to being somewhat shy and not all that knowledgeable about sexual things.” “I guess I’m your average recovering Catholic girl who knows there a whole world out there just waiting to be discover.”

Gina comes to us by way of my friend Kevin. Do you remember Kevin? He helped me review the Aneros products some weeks back. (Look for “Kevin” in the Category Section) In fact, that’s how Gina and I first met. She was totally blown away when Kevin, rather nonchalantly, turned her on to my site and the review. Unbeknownst to her, her straight-as-an-arrow BF lost his ass cherry the day he helped me with that review. Apparently, this was his way of signaling Gina that he was up for trying new things, so to speak. Well, I guess that’s one way of doing it!

Gina told me she was floored when she read the review. She knew Kevin was more sexually adventurous than she, but this came as a complete surprise nonetheless. She also confessed to being a bit envious of his daring and more than a little turned on by his newly found pleasure center in his bum.

Once I knew Gina was game for a little experimentation herself, I knew I had found just the right person (couple) to review the ever-so-popular WE-Vibe. She and Kevin graciously accepted my invitation and off they went to “work” on their review.

Before we hear back from the two lovebirds, let’s take a closer look at this amazing device.

To say the WE-Vibe is unique is an understatement. It’s downright revolutionary. This insertable vibrator, crafted of medical grade silicone (no phthalates), is the first of its kind G-spot stimulator that can actually be used while fucking. That’s right, you heard me! The WE-Vibe is hands free, strap free and wireless! Once in place this discreet little wonder (3.25 inches long and 1 inch wide, weighing only 2 ounces) creates both internal and external stimulation during partner play; so both partners will experience the thrill, don’t cha know.

This is such a big deal for Dr Dick because I am forever hearing from women who are not receiving nearly enough stimulation during the old in and out. Their partners, of course, get off big time; but they are often left unsatisfied. They’re timid about stimulating themselves during the hump and they would never think of incorporating a traditional sized vibrator for fear it might alienate their man. It breaks my heart to hear stuff like that, but I do understand their predicament.

Now, thanks to the WE-Vibe, women folk don’t have to settle for less than the stimulation they want and need. Nor will they need to incorporate an invasive vibrator to get it. The We-Vibe is soft, waterproof and conforms to the female shape, making it comfortable and easy to use. It also has two speeds. And like I said, the men folk will really get off on it too. It’s a win-win situation all-round!

There’s one more terrific feature I want to point out before we get back to Gina and Kevin. The We-Vibe is rechargeable! I don’t know about you, but I await the day when all toys are rechargeable. Since I’ve started doing these reviews, my battery budget has gone through the roof. Naturally I am worried about the expense, but my overriding concern is for the environment. All these dead batteries are downright wasteful, as well as being a pollutant. It’s enough to give Al Gore (and me) a freakin coronary. A word to all toy manufactures — DO THE GREEN THING; make your products rechargeable!

I next see Gina and Kevin a week after our last meeting. Both of them sport one of those goofy freshly-fucked smiles. They can’t keep their hands off one another as they squirm and coo to each other on my couch. I’d like to just slap them both! One look at their faces and I know the We-Vibe played a big part in putting those ridiculous grins on their faces.

Dr Dick: “So kids, how was it? Or do I even need to ask?”
Gina: “It was great, Dr Dick! We had a ball. We used the WE-Vibe several times. And each time was wonderful.”
Dr Dick: Ya don’t say! “Ok, then walk me through it, as it were.”
Kevin: “We wanted to jump right in there just as soon as we got home after you gave us the toy.”
Gina: “Yeah, but then we read the instructions and discovered you have to charge the internal battery for 24 hrs first.”
Dr Dick: “That must have been a let down.” I add. They both agree.

Apparently this 24 hr hiatus only stoked the fires of their youthful ardor. Cum the next day, there was no holding back.

Gina: “We also learned another important lesson in our rush to get the fun started. You see these little dimples on the bottom here? They are the on/off/2-speed switches. We discovered that they are almost impossible to manipulate once the WE-Vibe is lubed up and in place.”
Dr Dick: “Ahhh, good point! So what did you do?”
Kevin: “Basically, we had to start over. I have to tell you; this wasn’t doing anything for my hardon. Gina removed the thing from her vagina; we wiped off the lube, turned the thing on; added more lube and reinserted.”
Dr Dick: “You guys are fuckin’ rocket scientists! So then what?”
Gina: “We had great sex!” Some of the best sex ever. I know we were like all primed for a real good go, but the WE-Vibe was amazing. I was more easily orgasmic with this thing inside me. And it’s so quiet; even on the high speed.”
Kevin: “I really got off on it too.” It was such a unique sensation. My cock was being stimulated while inside Gina. “I could feel it all the way in my balls. It was awesome!”
Dr Dick: Never fear, my dear, you secrets are safe with me. I mean, who would I tell anyway?”
Gina: “Since the WE-Vibe is waterproof we tried it another time in the bath.”
Kevin: “Yeah, that was hot.”
Dr Dick: “Ya don’t say!”
Kevin: “Yeah, I really got off on doin’ it doggie style. That was the best for me!”
Gina: “Hey, I thought we weren’t going to get too specific.”

We were winding up our debriefing session when Kevin spoke up.

Kevin: “Actually we have one more thing to report.”
Dr Dick: “Really? Do tell.”
Gina: “This is so embarrassing.”
Kevin: “It is not. It’s perfectly normal.”
Dr Dick: “OK kids, out with it!”
Gina: “After our third use together, Kevin rolled over on his side and asked me if I would mind him using the WE-Vibe himself. At first I didn’t get it. I thought he wanted to share OUR toy with someone else. I think he noticed the disappointed look on my face and said; ‘What?’”
Kevin: “Yeah, it was at that moment that I realized Gina didn’t have a clue. So I had to spell it out for her. I told her that I wanted to use the WE-Vibe in my ass.”
Gina: “I didn’t know what to say. I was flabbergasted. He told me that he never had anything that vibrated in his bottom and he wanted to see how that felt.”
Kevin: “I’m sure I said my ass; not my ‘bottom’.”
Gina: “Whatever! At any rate, I stammered my way to ‘OK, I guess so!’ And that’s all it took. In a flash Kevin disappeared into the bathroom with the WE-Vibe. He cleaned it up with some soap and water and was back in bed before I knew it. You want me to stay while you do it?”
Kevin: “Of course I did! I wanted her to stay; in fact I wanted her to join in. This took some negotiation, but I finally got my way.”
Dr Dick: “You men are all alike!”
Gina: “As it turns out, I wasn’t freaked out at all. In fact, I got so turned on by watching him squirm with pleasure. He wanted me to stick a finger in his bottom. And I even did that. I don’t think we had ever been closer.”
Kevin: “While I was laying on my back with the WE-Vibe in my ass, I had a raging boner. Gina was right there fingering me and she was wet like crazy. So I told her to get on top of me. She rode my cock like there was no tomorrow.”
Gina: “It’s true; it was totally wild. I swear I could feel the vibration with him inside me.”
Kevin: I love her for helping me out, for being so understanding, for indulging me my little kink.”

Well there you have it, sex fans. Thanks to Gina and Kevin we discover that the WE-Vibe is a whole lot more versatile than we first thought. Kudos to both my reviewers for being so creative, open-minded and for their ability to see pleasurable potential where no one had looked before.

ENJOY

July 18, 2008June 27, 2026

It’s Fuckin’ Art!

REVIEW #11

The Vergenza Mk. I $140.00

“I can’t believe you want me to stick this beautiful thing in my ass!” That’s my friend Ken talkin’ to me as he slowly removes the Vergenza Mk. I from its stylish velvet pouch and lazily rolls it around in his hands. “It is stunning, isn’t it? I say with equal admiration. “But hey, why shouldn’t your ass (or someone’s pussy) be treated to something this beautiful all the time?” Ken nods in agreement. “Yeah, that’s right; my ass deserves the best!”

Thus, I’m happy to report, a love affair was born.

Ken is, as we say here at Dr Dick’s Sex Advice, the consummate B.O.B. (Big Old Bottom)! His hole is the center of his universe. Where other men are dick-centric; Ken is decidedly ass-centric. Not only does he know his way around his butt, but he has trained many others to savor the intense pleasure only butt play can produce. And Ken promises that one of his trainees, his sometime play partner Denise, will enjoy this beauty. So I knew at once that Ken would be the idea person to put the Vergenza Mk. I through its paces.

Before we get to far ahead of ourselves, I want to lay before you the vision that is the Vergenza Mk. I. It is composed of aircraft-quality spun aluminum — a safe, non-porous and sterile material. It is eight inches long and one and one-quarter inches wide. It weighs in at nearly a pound. (We will soon discover that this heft is gonna come in handy, but I digress.)

As you can see from the photo this beauty is a double header. Each end is sculpted into a different configuration and each end is insertable. The six consecutive orbs on the one end provide a delightfully bumpy ride to heaven. The opposite end is a shorter, sleekly tapered, smooth insert. You’ll also notice that each end not only functions as a dildo, but also as a plug. There is a difference, you know.

Notice the traditional notch and tapering that allows one’s sphincter to close around it and lock either end into place. That, sex fans, is what transforms a common dildo into a butt-plug. (Again, this little tidbit will cum into play when we hear back from Ken.)

For those unfamiliar with the concept of a metal insertable you are missing out. This high-grade aluminum is unbeatable in terms of smoothness and versatility. It’s nontoxic and it’s the easiest material to keep sanitary, because it’s nonporous. Unlike that other exceptionally versatile material, glass, aluminum will not break or shatter. And the Vergenza Mk. I is domestically manufactured, so you’ll never have to worry about where it came from, who made it, under what conditions, or the quality of the materials used. And considering the state of a lot of imported sex toys these days; that’s a huge relief.

Everyday cleanup is a snap with soap and water. To sterilize simply drop it into a pot of boiling water for a minute or two. Or if you’re completely fagged out by all your play, you can just pop the blasted thing in the dishwasher before you drift off to a well-deserved post-coital nap.

Now let’s get back to Ken and find out what kind of mischief he gotten into since he left my house with the Vergenza Mk. I tucked safely under his arm.

As I suspected Ken reserved the first ride for himself, no fool he! To kick things up a notch, Ken decided to chill the Vergenza Mk. I before he began his solo play. “There’s nothing like cold metal on hot hole to produce an earth-shaking orgasm.” He proudly proclaims. (I forgot to mention that a metal insertable can be warmed and chilled to create unique sensations beyond the feelings produced by the insertion itself.)

Apparently Ken had the time of his life, buggering himself senseless with one end of the Vergenza Mk. I and then the other. Ken really liked the heft of this wand the best. He said that besides the pleasure it induced as a dildo, it turned out to be the most amazing tool for toning his PC muscles, “Doin’ Kegels with this thing in your ass is quite a work out!” Ken knows what every power-bottom knows; taut and toned PC muscles keep his caboose from goin slack and saggy.

“I have a play party set up with Denise for tomorrow. So I’ll be able to introduce the Vergenza Mk. I to her pussy then. She’s going to be one happy camper!” Everyone here at Dr Dick’s Sex Advice waited with bated breath for the following report to come in. And it did…in less then 36 hours. Ya gotta love a man who is so prompt with his reporting.

“Denise got off on this thing big time! She loved the heft and density of the Vergenza Mk. I. She like the end with the bumps the best. The smooth end was nice and it seemed to stimulate her G-spot better than the bumpy end, but she couldn’t get enough of the bumps. She’s kind of a freak that way.” How does that old saying go? “Ribbed for her pleasure!” 😉

Ken went on to say that once Denise got off on vaginal stimulation a couple of times, he flipped her over for some of that promised backdoor action. Ken wants to remind everyone that going from pussy to ass pleasure is ok, but definitely not the reverse. “Never put anything that has been in an ass anywhere else, especially not in a vagina!”

Before the flip, Ken completely cleaned the Vergenza Mk. I with hand soap and lots of hot water. “This really warmed up our magic wand for my ass-ult on Denise’s butt. She completely loved the warm sensations. And this thing really held its heat for a long time. In the butt play department, Denise favored the tapered smooth end to the end with the bumps. She said this was the best butt-plug she ever experienced.” Denise agreed with Ken; the weight of the Vergenza Mk. I made for a challenging Kegel exerciser. This is another good reason why this toy is so great. It’s so damn versatile.”

My hat is off to this young toy manufacturing company. They have set a high standard for themselves (and others) and if the pedigree of the Vergenza Mk. I continues in future works of insertable art, we will all be the richer for it.

So the consensus is the Vergenza Mk. I is well worth its high-end price. Dramatic design, stunning craftsmanship and versatility make it a toy that you’ll be proud to own; and one that will last a lifetime.

ENJOY

June 20, 2008June 27, 2026

Solstice Salutations

To greet and celebrate the first day of summer here in the Emerald City…

REVIEW #9

Lucky Lube

Lucky Lube — 4 oz Tub — $9.99

For review purposes the ever-so-sexy Eyal Feldman from BBL LLC sent me three teeny-tiny sample packages of his newest lube, Lucky. It’s a water-based, hypoallergenic, non-staining, female friendly, latex-safe personal lubricant.

What’s so great about Lucky is that Eyal has managed to make a water-based personal lubricant in a creamy form. And that, sex fans, is nothing short of revolutionary.

Some of you may already be familiar with Eyal’s other, very popular line of lube products — Boy Butter. Which is a creamy coconut-oil based lube that is great for jerkin’ off and such, but not good for use with a condom.

So now you see why Lucky is so innovative. It is creamy, just like Boy Butter, but it’s water-based. So it’s condom safe! And it is made right here in the good old US of A. How great is that?

I’m also gonna go way out on a limb here and guess that Lucky — the creamy water-based lube for woman — is pretty much the same thing as Boy Butter H2O Lube — the creamy water-based lube for men. I could be wrong, but how different could the two products be?

So my review mate, Greg, and me had a tough time putting Lucky through the rigorous Dr Dick review process. It’s not that the product wasn’t any good. On the contrary, we pretty much liked it fine. The difficulty was there was so precious little product to actually review! I mean, how far can three incy-weency, 5 ml sample packs go, for cryin’ out loud?

We used one whole pack just gettin’ a sense of the texture on our fingers and other parts of our manly bodies. But even here we had to use the product ever so sparingly. Greg and I agreed that the texture was great. We liked the creamy a lot, don’t cha know. It was nice and silky. We thought the fragrance was OK. It smelled kinda like vanilla ice cream. Does that scent instill a sense of passion? I suppose for some it does. I had to keep in mind that this product was formulated for those of the female persuasion. And you know how they are! 😉

Then both of us had one single packet each to test Lucky — first, without a condom; then with a condom.

We both agreed that strokin’ with Lucky was best without a condom. We both experienced a bit of stickiness when we stroked with a condom. We thought it dried out pretty quickly too. Maybe this was the result of having so very little lube to work with. But we couldn’t say for sure.

And that is pretty much all either one of us is willing to commit to about this product, at this time. That is except that Lucky cleans-up real easy, cuz it’s water-based, don’t cha know!

And, here’s a great big plus! Lucky didn’t shame-stain the linens. Those of you familiar with oil-based and silicone-based lubes already know that their shame-stains are a bitch to launder.

ENJOY

REVIEW #8

ExtenZe, XploZion and Sweeten69

Three products have cum my way, so to speak, from the folks at BeAMonStar.com. (They get extra credit for the clever name.) The three products are ExtenZe, XploZion and Sweeten69. Let’s talk about these “supplements” one at a time.

ExtenZe — one week supply — $16.99

For review purposes, I received a two-week supply (14 capsules) of ExtenZe. The manufacturer claims that: “ExtenZe is a powerful 100% natural male herbal enhancement pill that is safe, effective, and it is made with high quality ingredients known to aid in improving the health of the genital region.”

Roughly translated, this strongly suggests that the consumer will get a bigger boner by using this supplement. I realize the manufacturer is careful not to come right out and say that, but the wording they use, along with the attendant media that proliferates on the net and TV about this product, leaves little room for doubt about what they are selling.

Here’s a quote from a website that sells ExtenZe: “Having a larger penis and enjoying a more fulfilling sex life is possible and attainable. With today’s technical advancements in chemistry and medicine, there is no reason for a man not to have a larger, healthier penis and a better love life. A man with a larger, harder penis may be more confident and experience greater pleasure from sex.”

My experience — I scrupulously followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer. I experienced no penis growth. Can’t rightly say my cock was any healthier. Nor did my love life improve. But I didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

When I spoke with a company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the manufacturer recommends an eight-week regime before one can begin to experience the full effect of ExtenZe. WOW! By my calculations that’s a $135 commitment just to get up to a baseline. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so the jury is still out on that claim for me.

Certainly the list of herbal ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area. Which may, in turn, assist in achieving maximum erection potential. But will it add inches? Jeez, I seriously doubt that! But better blood flow will surely do wonders for one’s stamina, wellbeing and all-round genital health. Hey, it may even make you a bit more horny.

XploZion — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two capsules each of XploZion, which equals two doses. The manufacturer claims that: “XploZion naturally improves the health of body systems that make the male orgasm happen. You’ll begin to notice results within one hour of your first use. XploZion is based on the same science as ExtenZe, the leading male enhancement supplement now endorsed by the top 12 male porn stars in America.”

Being a porn producer myself, I doubt if I’d ever put any credence in the testimony of any porn star, top tier or not. But it probably doesn’t hurt the ad campaign to use such a claim. 😉

My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of XploZion. I experienced no orgasmic improvement even after two uses. But I also didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

Again, when speaking the company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the company recommends an eight-week regime to begin to experience the full effect of XploZion. YIKES! By my calculations (60 capsule at $49.95) that’s around $125. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so I can’t comment further on that claim.

As with the previous product, the list of ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area, which may assist in the production of more ejaculate. But staying well hydrated will accomplish that too. However, better blood flow will do wonders for one’s libido and all-round genital health. Again, no quarrel with that.

Sweeten69 — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two tablets each of Sweeten69. Which equals four doses. The manufacturer claims that: “Sweeten69 works with your body’s natural processes to improve the way you taste to your partner when you’re getting really close!” (How’s that for a swell euphemism for cocksucking and pussy-lickin’?) They go on to say; “Using Sweeten69 as a daily dietary supplement, you can actually improve the way your secretions taste during sex.”

My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of Sweeten69. I did notice an improvement in the taste of my own cum with just one use. (But my spooge wasn’t bad tasting to begin with, don’t cha know!) It was noticeably sweeter after using Sweeten69.

Unlike the products above, I couldn’t find a complete list of the proprietary blend of pharmaceutical-grade herbal ingredients. I don’t know why that is.

You may say; “Wait a minute, Dr Dick. Haven’t you mentioned on your site that a guy can sweeten his spooge simply by avoiding junk foods and eating lots of fruits and greens? Didn’t you say that fruit juices like pineapple and cranberry are known to make a dude’s cum taste sweeter? That fruits like melon, mango, apple, or grape, will sweeter your jizz? Didn’t you also say that vegetables like parsley and celery would also sweeten your spunk?” Well, aren’t you clever! Indeed, I did say all of those things at one time or another.

The problem is; unless your eating habits reflect the guidelines above, it’s gonna be difficult to carry around a melon, a jug of fruit juice and/or a bunch of celery or parsley to use on the spare of the moment. That’s why Sweeten69 is a nice alternative. Unlike raw fruits and vegetables, Sweeten69 will easily slip into the smallest purse or the tightest hip pocket…right next to your condoms. 😉

To conclude, it’ll be up to each prospective consumer to determine if the outlay of cash for these products is worth the uncertain benefits. If you do choose to buy, even just enough product to see if it works for you; be sure to buy only from the manufacturer’s website or a reputable online retailer. Be a conscientious consumer! Avoid any auto-billing schemes. There are all kinds of con-job operations out there that will offer free samples of these and other such products, or deep discounts for first time buyers. Once they have your credit card they run up exorbitant monthly charges. So, beware!

ENJOY

May 30, 2008June 18, 2026

O JOY!

Look for my new

Product Review! — SHARE by Fun Factory

“For those of you who have yet to figure this out, just by lookin at this marvel, SHARE is a wearable double dildo made of 100% medical-grade Silicone. This is surely a toy for two.

Check it out, the vagina owin’ partner inserts the shorter, more bulbous end into her who-ha. The shape of this insertable part is sure to stimulate her G-spot, don’t cha know. But that’s not all; there is an upward curve to the protruding cock-end of this device that’ll sure enough wind up smack-dab on your clit once the bulbous insert is in place. But wait, there’s more!.”

SHARE by Fun Factory — $124.00

Whoa sex fans, look what the folks at Fun Factory sent me!

What we have here is what they call SHARE. It’s big, it’s shareable and it is oh so purple (also comes in black and pink). It is also pretty fuckin’ revolutionary, don’t cha know, but more about that in a minute.

Once I had this baby in my hands, I knew for certain that I would be hard pressed to review this device on my own. I’d have to find someone, configured slightly different than myself, if ya catch my drift. I simply don’t have the right parts to put this amazing apparatus through its paces and to review it properly.

When faced with a situation like this, I inevitably turn to my best gal pal, my #1 friend of the lesbian persuasion — Joy. Those who visit Dr Dick Sex Advice often probably already have heard me speak of Joy. For those of you who don’t visit here often, you’ve missed out. Ya see; Joy is my go-to person for all things vaginal. Not only does she have her very own pussy, she sure as hell knows her way around other pussies as well.

I rang her up the other day and told her she needed to rush right over. She wanted to know what was up. I told her it was toy review time. She said, “Ho hum! Another prostate stimulator?” I said, “No way, girlfriend, it’s a strapless strap-on!” I could practically hear her mind straining to wrap around that oxymoron. “Say what?” “You heard me. You gotta check this out; you’re not gonna believe your eyes.”

I happen to know that my pal, Joy, is a strap-on kinda dyke. Some lesbians aren’t, and I’m like totally OK with that. I also happen to know that Joy, bein’ the big gal she is, has had a hard time finding a comfortable strap-on harness that fits properly and does not bind or crimp. (I hear from a lot of women who like the idea of a strap-on, but find them too confining and uncomfortable.) Even when Joy found a relatively comfortable harness, it still cramped her style. She told me that she just figured that this was the price a chick paid for the pleasure of pluggin’ someone like a guy.

All the traditional difficulty and discomfort of a harness strap-on vanish with the truly revolutionary SHARE. I kid you not. Joy immediately realized this remarkable toy’s potential. Once she laid eyes on this purple wonder, she proclaimed with delight; “Damn, if this don’t give you all the privilege of a penis without devaluing a vagina.” Leave it to Joy to sum things up in a single sentence.

For those of you who have yet to figure this out, just by lookin at this marvel, SHARE is a wearable double dildo made of 100% medical-grade Silicone. This is surely a toy for two.

Check it out, the vagina ownin’ partner inserts the shorter, more bulbous end into her who-ha. The shape of this insertable part is sure to stimulate her G-spot, don’t cha know. But that’s not all; there is an upward curve to the protruding cock-end of this device that’ll sure enough wind up smack-dab on your clit once the bulbous insert is in place. But wait, there’s more!

Once the vagina owin’ partner has the bulbous end of SHARE properly situated in her pussy; she now has an ample 6+ inches of veiny cock to pretty much use as would any proud owner of a real schlong. And that, my friends, is about some of the best news I’ve heard in quite some time.

Kudos to the Fun Factory folks for coming up with this amazing design. I’m gonna go way out on a limb here and guess that SHARE was invented by a woman or women. I just can’t see a man, even a cool, with it, female pleasin’ kinda dude puttin’ 2 and 2 together to make somethin’ this remarkable. I could be wrong, but I don’t think I am.

Anyhow, back to Joy and her toy. Since I wasn’t about to hand over this treasure without something in return; I told Joy that I wanted a blow-by-blow description of her usage. She was to spare me none of the gory details. “It’s a deal!” She said as she sashayed out the door.

It was only a matter of hours till I received the first bulletin. Joy wanted to remind me to tell you that ya can only use water-based lube with a silicone toy like this. Good point! Silicone-based lubes will dissolve your silicone toys.

Next, she said that having the SHARE implanted in her pussy was like nothing else she’d ever experienced. She said there was no comparison to her strap-on. “With a traditional strap-on, you have something ON you — comfortable or not. With the SHARE, you have something IN you. And that makes all the difference in the world.” She continued; “I now understand why men swagger about when they parade around with a hardon. As I walked around with my big purple weenie swingin’ out in front of me, I could feel it rooted inside me. As it bounced it stimulated my G-spot and clit.”

She did say that the new sensations — the protruding cock and the fullness inside her took some getting used to. She said she discovered the SHARE really worked her PC muscles, which is an added and unanticipated benefit. She couldn’t wait to pound her GF and then flip-flop for a reciprocal pounding BY her. You go girls!

A couple days later, I got the entire low-down. Joy was full of superlatives — awesome, amazing, and cocky were some of the words she used. “The GF and I never felt so close. One thing though, while I had no problem inserting the “wearer’s” end in me; Barbara did. It’s a pretty hefty girth. But then again, she’s just a little thing!” “OK, thanks for sharing,” I responded. “Well you told me not to spare you the gory details, remember?” I had to chuckle.

Because silicone products are nonporous and hypoallergenic, care and cleaning are a snap. For everyday cleanup a mild soap and water wash is fine. However, if you’re gonna share your SHARE, or any other toy, sterilizing is recommended. Drop the item into a pot of boiling water for a couple minutes and then it’s ready to go again. Hey, ya can even pop this puppy in the dishwasher for a no fuss, no muss clean up. That’s what’s so great about silicone. Undoubtedly, it costs a bit more, but it is sooo worth it.

One final word. Just in case some of you need this spelled out for you; the SHARE is the ideal toy for your average straight couple too. You don’t have to be queer to take delight in switching roles. And ladies, won’t your man be surprised when he climbs in bed, pulls back the covers to gaze upon your loveliness only to discover that you have a big purple (black or pink) cock protruding from your pussy.

Pegging your man’s ass, like the bitch he is, has never been so fun and easy. No straps! No harness! Simply insert your part in you and tap his booty till your heart’s content!

ENJOY

May 3, 2008June 18, 2026

Happy Holes Ahead!

Look for my new

Product Review!

Aneros Prostate Massagers!

“They have an ergonomic elegance about them. They actually remind me of a finely crafted medical device. No surprise there, I suppose; since each Aneros massager is the product of years of research and development. And just so you don’t think I’m pullin’ your leg — these are the only medically patented prostate massagers on the market.”

Aneros – Helix, MGX, Progasm

Hey Sex Fans!

If you’re a guy (or you know someone who is) and you have a butt hole (or the guy you know has one), I’ve got some swell news for YOU! I want to introduce you to three hands-free prostate and perineum massagers that have cum my way. I haven’t been this excited (literally and figuratively) about a line of adult products in a very long time.

Finally, someone got it right! The first thing I want to say about these Aneros products is they are designed and developed by folks who are as serious about prostate health as they are about prostate pleasure. Listen, I’m all in favor of toys that have no other purpose than to dispense a good dose of the jollies. But if a fella can pleasure himself AND do himself some good health-wise…all at the same time; well that just about beats the pants off diddlin’ just for fun.

Before we get down to actually landin’ these babies where the sun don’t shine; I have some general comments to make. Each Aneros product has a unique shape. And there’s a shape for every anal-pleasure experience level — from rank amateur to professional butt pirate.

They’re made of firm, durable, non-toxic plastic. They clean up in a jiffy. Warm water and a mild detergent do just fine. You can also sterilize them by dropping ‘em in boiling water for a couple of minutes. Hell, ya can even pop ‘em in the dishwasher too. What could be easier?

They have an ergonomic elegance about them. They actually remind me of a finely crafted medical device. No surprise there, I suppose; since each Aneros massager is the product of years of research and development. And just so you don’t think I’m pullin’ your leg — these are the only medically patented prostate massagers on the market.

Their Zen-like simplicity is a marvel in and of itself. There are no batteries to wear down, no wires to fumble with. These beauties works their magic in harmony with your body’s own movements. Just lifting or repositioning your leg, tensing your PC muscle, or rolling on your side will stimulate and invigorate your prostate and perineum in a slightly different way. It’s truly amazing. I discovered that if I did a few crunches while my Aneros massager was lodged within; what was previously a workout drudgery became a tingly delight.

Since I had three Aneros products to review, I decided to share the wealth, so to speak. I wanted to find three uninhibited men who were up for an afternoon of prostate pleasuring. I apparently know the right kind of guys, because the very first three fellas I invited jumped at the opportunity. And best of all, we covered the spectrum of anal play experience.

I told my visitors that we had one simple task — to agree or disagree with the Aneros claim that their stimulators increase one’s sexual performance and stamina, facilitate a stronger erection and enhance orgasmic pleasure. Before we set to work, however, I had to remind my friends that we gathered together and dropped our drawers purely in the name of science. So I insisted that they wipe those stupid grins off their faces right away! 😉

Kevin — single, straight, 25 — was the youngest and least experienced among us. (He’s never had more than a finger in his ass.) He chose the Aneros MGX as his challenge. Despite it’s modest girth, he was still a bit apprehensive.

Glenn — partnered, gay, 33 — was the most experienced among us. He’s pretty smug about his talented ass and proudly identifies himself as a power-bottom extraordinaire. Initially he scoffed at all three stimulators. “Shit, I could take all three of them at once!” He proclaimed. I handed him the Aneros Progasm, the largest stimulator of the bunch, and told him to park his famous ass and shut his pie hole for the time being.

Carlos — married, “mostly straight,” 46 — has experimented with a couple of anal toys and would like to do more. He wants to get his wife involved too. However, he’s been having some prostate problems lately, so he was unsure how helpful he’d be. He got the Aneros Helix.

We shared our initial reactions to each product — how they looked and felt in our hand. We talked about what our expectations were, if any. We took note of the different shapes and the configuration of the Perineum Tab and K-Tab on each.

I gotta tell ya, we all were stumped by the K-Tab reference. I actually had to go to the Aneros website for an explanation. “Kundalini or “K-Tab” is supposed to add sensations up and down your spine similar to the sensations you’re feeling through your prostate.” Ok, the “Kundalini” reference is way too esoteric for me. I realize this is some kind of tantric reference, but please! Basically the K-Tab hits below your tailbone or coccyx. Sheesh!

Now that my guests and I are all comfortable and naked; the fun begins in earnest. Kevin realizes that he’s gonna need lube to insert his MGX. (Actually everyone needs lube for ass play of any kind. But ya’ll know that already, huh?) Unfortunately, Kevin was using a dainty amount of lube right on his pucker. I guess he thought that was gonna do the trick. He was oh so wrong! Listen up; ya gotta lube the whole chute, don’t cha’ know.

Glenn leaned over with one of the Marksman water-based lube shooters that came with the Aneros stimulators. He showed Kevin how to pop the top, insert the shooter stem to deep-lube his hole. “Ahhh, much better!” Kevin proclaimed. On his side with his lower leg straight and his upper leg cocked to his stomach, he tired to insert the MGX. But failed. I think he was pretty nervous and there was a fair amount of performance anxiety goin’ on too. It didn’t help that, we his audience, were looking on with great anticipation.

Carlos reached over and held Kevin’s upper leg, so he wouldn’t have to tense to hold the position. Then he said; “relax and breathe deep.” Kevin’s next try was successful. As soon as the MGX slipped into place, with its head knockin’ on his prostate, Kevin’s eyes rolled back in his head and he let out a whimper. “Damn! Holy Shit!”

Kevin was a little nervous about lowering his leg, because that movement slightly altered the position of the MGX. Each time he moved, he got a jolt of pleasure. Finally, he was able to roll on to his back and lowered his leg. I told him to do some Kegel exercises. “Tighten your P.C. muscle (like you would if your were trying to stop the flow of pee) and hold that contraction for a slow count of 3. Then relax. Next, contract and relax your P.C. muscle as rapidly as you can — like a flutter.”

Kevin was oozing precum like there was no tomorrow. He had a rock-hard hardon. Ok, so he’s 25, all his boners are rock-hard. He did say, however, that he was afraid to touch his cock, because he thought he’d shoot his load for sure if he did. And he didn’t want to cum right away. He wanted to ride all these new sensations he was having.

Carlos was next. He popped the top and administered his Marksman lube shooter like a pro. His previous experience with ass toys insured an effortless insertion. Maybe because of his enlarged prostate, the Helix hit home with a bang…as it were, and it took his breath away.

Carlos admitted that the experience was right on the edge of being uncomfortable at first. I reminded him that the good people at Aneros suggest that everyone take his time to acquaint his butt with one of their stimulators. “Ya gotta be patient, darlin’!” I insisted. “Your body needs a chance to get familiar with its new friend.”

Carlos worked through the initial discomfort with deep breathing, Kegels and yankin’ on his balls to move the sexual energy around. He too had a powerful hardon and more than the usual amount of precum. This surprised him. Because of his enlarged prostate, Carlos found that he needed to take a break and remove the Helix every once in a while. This was fine with him, because reinserting it was so much fun.

While Carlos and Kevin were riding their stimulators, Glenn was preparing himself for disappointment. He was sure his Progasm was gonna be a bust. He put on a cockring, because he assumed he would need one. No “little” insertable was gonna challenge his pro-hole or give him wood either…or so he thought.

Glenn’s poop chute devoured the Progasm like it was a snack. It slipped into place with an audible pop. We all giggled like schoolgirls. Sure enough, the girth of the Progasm was like playing house for him. What Glenn didn’t count on was the P-Tab and the K-Tab. These little numbers made all the difference in the world. None of his other ass toys had anything like this.

When Glenn could finally admit that bigger isn’t always better, he realized the potential of the Progasm. As every power- bottom will tell you — the secret to enjoying a big toy and/or a ferocious fuck is pelvic muscle control. If you keep your muscles (including your PC muscle) in tip-top shape, a wealth of pleasure awaits you. If you go loose in the caboose…so to speak, you pay the price in pleasure and sphincter control.

While the Progasm didn’t come close to “filling him up,” it did hit the spot. The P-Tab and the K-Tab riveted the Progasm head to his prostate while adding the additional stimulation of his “taint” (perineum) and spine. This was all new territory for Glenn. He found that he had to work at tightening his PC muscle around the more modestly sized Progasm shank. This exercised his muscles more; delivering more pleasure.

Glenn had to remove his cockring because his wood was gettin’ too intense. “Ok, I’m a believer. This thing is pretty fuckin’ amazing! I’m sold, big time!”

Our afternoon session ended in an explosive manner. After only 20 minutes with his MGX, Kevin couldn’t stand it any longer and popped a wad that hurled well over his shoulder. We all cheered him on as he writhed in delicious agony. (Funny how pleasure and pain register as the same on one’s face.) He pulled the plug from his ass and fought to catch his breath. As his dick softened it continued to dribble spooge into a pool near his navel. “This thing rocks!”

Carlos decided to finish himself off without the Helix in place. He said he liked the butt play a lot; it just became too intense as he neared orgasm. He finally gave up his spunk in three waves of bliss. He was surprised at the amount of cum he produced. He figured it was the prostate massage that milked more cum out of him. However, he reported that his prostate was very tender after the orgasm. He though he needed to take more time with the Helix or maybe try the MGX next time.

Meanwhile, Glenn was edging — playing with his sexual tension as he jerked off. He would come right up to the point of ejaculating, and then he’d suddenly let go of his dick. Its hardness would slap against his belly. When the urge to cum subsided he’d start to handle himself again. He said he could usually delay his ejaculation for an hour doing this. Not today, though. The Progasm altered his edging performance and brought him closer to cuming more frequently, until he finally let fly. He said edging usually makes for a more intense orgasm, but this time, with the Progasm pluggin his happy hole, he felt several mini orgasmic quakes before the big one hit. “Like I said, I’m sold!”

As my guests lay spent on the floor, I asked them to rate their particular Aneros product, on a scale of 1-10 — 10 being the highest. Kevin gave his MGX a 10.0. He was gonna go online and buy his own just as soon as he got home. Glenn was happy to be proven wrong. He gave the Progasm a 8.5. He thought he’d probably buy his own, as well. He asked if he could borrow the MGX for his partner, who never bottoms, to try. Carlos rated the Helix at 9.0, but his experience at 8.0. Like he said, I need more time to work with one of these things on my sensitive prostate. He wanted to introduce his wife to the concept and asked if he could borrow the Helix for some homework.

As for me, I tried all three stimulators, I found the Helix fit me best. I sympathized with Carlos and the trouble he has with his enlarged prostate. I know the feeling. Lots of men our age and older are similarly troubled. However, I am discovering that a regular routine of Aneros prostate massage therapy is making a big difference. It’s assisting me in achieving better pelvic muscle tone and increasing oxygen-rich blood flow. This is reducing the size of my prostate and making my erections firmer. Firmer erections mean more sensitivity. And greater sensitivity means more pleasure. It’s a win-win situation all around.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a fierce advocate for prostate self-awareness. At the risk of generalizing from my experience, I’d say there’s a very good chance that regular use of an Aneros stimulator will facilitate prostate health and vitality in most men. And a healthy prostate, increased blood flow and added muscle control are the kingpins of powerful orgasms, rejuvenated sexual ability, and stamina, as well as a stiffer cock. So, like I said; “if a fella can pleasure himself AND do himself some good health-wise…all at the same time; well that just about beat the pants off just diddlin’ just for fun.”

ENJOY!