Just in time for the holidays, here’s my Naughty and Nice list.
NICE
- The Dr Dick Review Crew! Their Reviews are featured HERE!
- GGG — Good, Giving and Game.
- Give To Get — mutuality.
- Couples who masturbate together. Those that jack and/or jill off together work it together.
- Reading erotica aloud to your partner.
- The brilliant erotic authors and artists who have contributed to The Erotic Mind series.
- The Fat Boy.
- Washington State, Maine, Maryland and Minnesota.
- Tammy Baldwin.
- Sex positivity. Sex is good and good sex is even better!
- Coming Out.
- Self-awareness. +1 if you can add Self-Love to it.
- Being open-minded.
- Taking responsibility for your eroticism.
- Positive body image (Santa!)
- G-spots, and those who diddle them.
- P-spots, and those who diddle them.
- Sex toys.
- Prostate self-awareness.
- Foreskins.
- Wet dreams.
- Dr Dick’s How-to-Video Library.
- Surrogate partners.
- Reverse Cowgirl (Cowboy) position.
- Sex education.
- Blowjobs, and all those who gift them to us.
- Cunnilingus, and all those who gift that to us.
- Nipples, and those who kiss them, caress them, pinch them, bite them, and/or clamp them.
- The We-Vibe III.
- Informed decision making.
- Fighting fair. And I’m not talking ‘bout UFC.
- Butt plugs. Or, to quote the great Arthur Fonzarelli, “sit on it.”
- Tristan Taormino, for helping the world celebrate that most scrumptious of body parts, the ass.
NAUGHTY
- Being a Christmasochist (someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities despite hating every moment of it).
- The hierarchy of the Catholic Church.
- Republican candidates who don’t know squat about female sexuality.
- All those high-profile folks (and you low-profile folks) who confuse adultery with polyamory.
- Autoerotic Asphyxiation.
- Deception. Unless you’re doing magic tricks with a double-ended dildo.
- Wide stances. Unless you’re a corner linebacker.
- Closet cases. Live it, love it!
- Being self-involved and selfishness.
- Passive-aggressiveness.
- Being judgmental about someone else’s erotic choices.
- Homophobia.
- Ageism.
- Body stereotyping.
- Bareback porn.
- Sex-negativity.
- Sexual compulsions.
- Abstinence-only mis-education.
- Cyber bullying.
- Performance anxiety. Or, as Yoda said, “Do, or do not. There is no try.”
- STIs (Sexually Transmitted Infections).
- Tea-bagger (the Glenn Beck variety).
- The Sexual Taliban.
- Sexism.
- Infant circumcision.
- Sexual repression.
- Sexual conversion therapy. Pray your own gay away, folks; leave my gay and everyone else’s gay alone, please.
NICELY NAUGHTY
- Polyamory.
- RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink).
- Rope bondage. Those years spent in Boy Scouts really do come in handy!
- Sex work and empowered sex workers.
- Female-identified porn.
- Stripping for your partner.
- Pegging.
- Genital piercings.
- Sex swings. Swing, baby, swing!
- Fem Dom. Because she knows what’s best for you, darling!
- Fetishes. The more, the better.
- Watersports.
- Erotic massage.
- Tea-baggers (the good, balls in your mouth, kind!)
- Dirty talk.
- Cuckolding (the consensual kind).
- E-stim.
- 3-ways, 4-ways, 5-ways…
- Crossdressing/forced-fem.
- All of you, for reading and listening to Dr Dick’s Sex Advice. Consider this your Holiday spanking!
Happy Holidays!