DR DICK SEX ADVICE – Page 46 – Sex Advice With An Edge

December 19, 2008July 1, 2026

Never a dull moment

Name: David
Gender: male
Age: 36
Location: Iowa
Dear Dr. Dick I am a 36yr old male, I have come clean with myself and my family about my sexuality about 2 years ago. But before then, I was very much in the closet about my sexuality not only to friends and family but also to myself.To see me or to talk to me you would never know I’m gay, although I believe that this is just a label. I don’t believe I ever want to come out completely. Whenever a conversation comes up at work or I attend a briefing on sexual harassment, there is always a comment about homosexuality, I blush every time this comes up.When I was younger I hid my sexuality and tried to fool myself into thinking I wasn’t. But of course you know that will eat a person alive. I know it did me. So I sought counseling and paved the way for me coming out to a few close people.Anyway, I still struggle with the issue. On the outside I’m as straight as ever, but on the inside I’m gay. Do you have any suggestions to help me over this acceptance of myself?

Honey, as far as Dr. Dick is concerned you haven’t even begun to come out. Sorry to be so blunt, but just identifying your sexual preference to a few individuals “coming clean” as you suggest (hey, we’re talkin about being gay here, not confessing to being an ax murderer) is not the moral equivalent of coming out. If you can’t celebrate your sexuality and, I might add, integrate it into you whole personhood, then you’re not OUT. PERIOD.

It is true what you say about being in the closet and getting eaten alive in there. But if you’re queer on the inside (whatever that means) and straight on the outside (God forbid) then you’re still a danger to yourself. This, is after all, the very definition of schizophrenia, darlin’.

I’m gonna go way out on a limb here and guess that you still have loads of shame about who you are. I encourage you to get back into counseling ASAP until you resolve that. The world does not need any more fence sitters. You’re either gay or you’re not. You either celebrate that (and I don’t mean waving a flag or parading around like a lunatic) or ya don’t.

I don’t suppose any of us is ever really free of all our own internalized homophobia any more than other oppressed and marginalized minorities can rid themselves of their internalized self-doubt. No one can completely escape the prejudices and biases that surround them. But most of us make our way regardless. That’s why coming out is so important. It empowers us. It increases our self-esteem. Honesty about our life increases our personal integrity. When we stop hiding or denying this important part of our life we have greater freedom of self-expression. And we become more available for happy, healthy and honest relationships. So you see, you have a ways to go.

Name: Liz
Gender: Female
Age: 31
Location: GA
My hubby wants me to have a 3 way with him and another women and I don’t know and I am a little scared I might like it and he wants to have the other women lick me while he plugs her from behind and I am afraid to. We have done a 3 way with him and another guy pound me but they didn’t touch each other so what should I do he has 2 female friends that are willing to try it and I don’t want to lose my hubby so what should I do? — mom in need of help

Very interesting, Liz! And ahhh, what would be so wrong with you enjoying some hot girl on girl action? Isn’t that the purpose? This is where so many men and a whole lot of women are so very different. Men have more permission to be sexually assertive. But if you plan on being an equal partner in these sexual adventures, you’d better buck up, darlin’! To paraphrase the immortal Fats Waller; Find out what you like and how you like it; then make it happen just that way.

Let’s take a closer look at what you tell me about you and your randy husband. Apparently he has no reservations about asking you to have a 3-way with another chick. He thinks it’ll be hot and he wants to go for it. He also has no reservations about a 3-way with another guy, just as long as he doesn’t have to interact with the other dude. You see, he’s pretty clear about what is a turn on for him and he doesn’t hesitate to draw you into his little adventures, does he? Do you just go along with what he dreams up so you don’t lose the big lug? Or is there something enjoyable in it for you? I sure hope it’s the later, darling, because we shouldn’t be doing things, particularly sexual things, under duress — either physical or emotional. If it’s merely a question of perhaps enjoying the attentions of other woman a little too much, I think you’re entitled to that. You could even keep this your little secret, if you wanted to.

Trying new things can be really fun especially when your playing with people you like and are turned on to. If you decide to go for it, I suggest the three of you start your encounter by getting a bite to eat together. A little food and a few cocktails can be a great start to the adventure. You’ll notice almost immediately that a 2-girl and a guy 3-way is a whole lot different than a 2-guy and a girl 3-way. No doubt all three of you will be a little nervous, so make this part of the outing sexy fun and flirtatious. Practice your seduction skills on the other woman. You will soon discover the sexual hierarchy…and there always is one in these kinds of encounters. Make sure you are comfortable with all arrangements made and make sure that they are all mutually agreed upon. If there are any ground rules, this is the time to mention them. The more you discover about your new partner in this non-sexual environment the more prepared you will be for the rest of the evening. If it were me; I’d want to get a sense of how experienced this other chick is at having a 3-way. Women tend to be more accommodating in terms of bisexual behaviors than are men folk. Maybe you could ask her about her sexual fantasies and share some of your own with her. Just remember, you are an equal partner in this ménage. I’d certainly make sure that the she knew what turned you on just so everyone is satisfied in the end.

I hope you write back and let me know how the encounter goes. My interest, of course, is purely scientific, don’t ‘cha know. But I will want all the gory details. And a detailed photo essay would also be appreciated too. 😉

Name: Brian
Gender:
Age: 40
Location: Canada
After a guy ejaculates can he have another ejaculation? Like after I cum if I put on a cock ring will it stay hard enough to continue with intercourse and achieve another orgasm? I basically want to cum twice in a row.

Yep, that’s doable. All depends on your particular refractory period and how turned on you are. Let’s take a quick look at the male sexual response cycle again, just so we understand what we’re talkin’ about. Ok?

The sexual response cycle refers to the sequence of physiological changes that occur as we become sexually aroused and move through to afterglow. The sexual response cycle has four phases: excitement, plateau, orgasm and resolution. Both women and men experience these phases of course, although the timing usually is very different for each gender. In addition, the intensity of the response and the time spent in each phase will vary from person to person and from situation to situation. That’s why I say cuming twice in a row is doable. But is it gonna happen for you? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see, huh?

Ok, here goes…

Phase 1: Excitement (or the boner stage)

Muscle tension increases.
Heart rate quickens and breathing accelerates.
Our skin may become flushed particularly on our chest and back).
Our nipples may become erect.
Blood flow to the genitals increases, thus the boner.
Our balls swell, our sack tightens, and we may drip precum. Mmmm, precum!

Phase 2: Plateau (or the strokin’ or pumpin’ stage)

Everything in phase 1 intensifies.
Our balls may pull up into body cavity.
Our breathing, heart rate and blood pressure increase.
Our toes curl, face contorts and hands clench.

Phase 3: Orgasm (or the “yabba dabba doo” stage)

Involuntary muscle contractions begin.
Blood pressure, heart rate and breathing excelerate.
There’s a rapid intake of oxygen.
Muscles in the feet spasm.
There is a sudden, forceful release of sexual tension.
Rhythmic contractions of the muscles at the base of our cock result in the ejaculation of spunk.
A “sex flush” may appear all over our body.

Phase 4: Resolution (or the “I need a nappy” stage)

During this phase, the body slowly returns to its normal level of functioning, and the parts of your body that swelled and engorged return to their previous size and color.
This phase is marked by a general sense of well-being, enhanced intimacy and, often, fatigue.
Most women are capable of a rapid return to the orgasm phase with further sexual stimulation and may experience multiple orgasms.

Men, on the other hand need a recovery time after orgasm, this period is called the refractory period. This doesn’t have to be the end of sex. Like you suggest, a cockring may prohibit your dick from going soft. But don’t count on an immediate second orgasm, even if your dick stays hard. Don’t forget, the duration of the refractory period varies and is situational. It will also increase as we age.

Good luck ya’ll

December 15, 2008May 23, 2026

Donna George Storey Returns — Podcast #92 — 12/15/08

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Hey sex fans,

Today, we have Part 2 of my chat with the brilliant erotic author, Donna George Storey. She joins us again this week to finish the conversation we began last week. As you know, this is just the latest installment in my series of interviews called The Erotic Mind. And it’s the longest podcast I’ve ever done, coming in just short of an hour. Once you get to listening, you won’t want it to stop. Consider it my holiday gift to ya’ll.

If you somehow missed Part 1 of this charming and informative discussion look for last week’s Podcast #91 in the podcast archive in the sidebar to your right.

Special Announcement, Special Announcement! I just received word that our lovely guest’s erotic novel, Amorous Woman has just been named to SF Chronicle sex columnist Violet Blue’s “Top Ten Sexy Book Gift List.” And let me tell ya, Miss Violet is like the Grand Poobah of all things erotic. If she says Amorous Woman is hot you know it’s HOT!

But then again, all ya have to do is listen to Donna’s podcasts with me to know that. Again this week she will treat us to two luscious selections from her work including the acclaimed Amorous Woman.

Donna and I discuss:

Writing for a gender specific audience.
What makes erotica different from porn.
How reading or writing erotica can enrich lives.
Being discriminated against because the content of her work.
Advice for aspiring authors.
What the future hold for her and her work

Donna also serves up two luscious morsels of her own work.

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!

Look for my podcasts on iTunes. You’ll find me in the podcast section, obviously. Just search for Dr Dick Sex Advice. And don’t forget to subscribe. I wouldn’t want you to miss even one episode.

Today’s Podcast is bought to you by: Dr Dick’s How To Video Library

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December 12, 2008July 1, 2026

Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen…and Gentlewomen

REVIEW #28

Hey sex fans,

It’s Week 4, and the final week, of our Holiday Extravaganza. Did you somehow miss Week 1, 2 or 3 of this lollapalooza? Shame on you! Check out Reviews #25, 26 and 27. You’ll be so glad ya did.

The Dr Dick Review Crew has been workin’ overtime gettin you these reviews and now all our naughty parts are sore as all get out. Thank god this is the last week; we need a break, don’t cha know!

This week’s Review Crew include:

Jack & Karen — Reviews #17, 18, 25, 27
Joy & Dixie— Reviews #6, 12, 16, 17, 18, 23, 27
Glenn & Hank — Reviews #4, 16, 17, 18, 23. 24, 27
Gina & Kevin — Reviews #4, 13, 16, 17, 18, 23, 24, 27
Ken & Denise — Reviews #11, 16, 25
Jada — Reviews #14, 16, 20

First up Ken & Denise introduce us to a beautiful wooden insertable from Hans at Hardwood Dildos. I’m a big fan of Hans’. He is more than a craftsman; he’s an artist. He really knows his wood and his woodies! We have just this one dildo to review, but his site is virtually overflowing with ingenious designs. When you visit, be sure to tell him Dr Dick sent you.

Apple Wood Dildo $99

Ken: “I was hoping I would be one of the lucky chosen ones to review one of the great wooden dildos we’ve featured during our Holiday Extravaganza. I lucked out! Denise and I have a real beauty.”
Denise: “That is so true. Unfortunately, our Apple Wood Dildo doesn’t come already named, like the ones reviewed earlier in this series.”
Ken: “Well, it’s only unfortunate if you’re not clever enough to come up with name all on your own. I’ve christened ours Peter…for obvious reasons.”
Denise: “I stand corrected. Maybe I need to be punished. 😉
Ken: “You’d like that, wouldn’t you? Just you wait till we get home, young lady!”
Denise: “Ohhh, Daddy!”
Ken: “We seem to be veering off topic. Back to our beautiful Hardwood Dildo. It is made of Apple wood, a fine-grained, dense wood, which has a very fair color, kinda like maple or cherry. Apparently, the wood comes from trees pruned in Oregon.”
Denise: “Hardwood Dildos is another brilliant GREEN northwest company; so hurray for that! It also has a very traditional shape to it. Unlike some of the other wooden insertables on the market, there is no denying this Apple Wood Dildo is a phallus. It’s 6.25″ x 1.6″/2.6″ with a luscious dickhead and a nice base for easy handling.”
Ken: “That phallus shape suits us just fine, huh honey?”
Denise: “You betcha! I’m real old fashioned gal that way. I love the way it feel in my pussy and my ass.”
Ken: “You can use all kinds of lube with this Hardwood Dildo. It warms nicely to your body very quickly too.”
Denise: “Wash with warm soapy water and dry thoroughly with a soft cloth and you’re done. You can wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution too.”
Ken: “I feel like I own a unique piece of art, because no two Hardwood Dildos are alike.”
Denise: “And anyone concerned about the finish on these dildos; oughtn’t worry. They get at least five coats of a food grade varnish called a Salad Bowl Finish.”
Ken: “If you are looking for wood (literally or figuratively) Hardwood Dildos is the place to shop.”
Denise: “I hope I find another one of these beauties under my tree this Christmas.”
Ken: “Maybe you could take your tree to Hans after the holidays and have him whip up a little something for you.”
Denise: “What a great idea! I wonder if he does requests. Happy Holidays everyone.”

Gina & Kevin introduce us to a couple of lovable toys for the big kid in all of us. These come from the good people at Big Teaze Toys. Dr Dick gives a bunch of extra points for the delightful names. You go Big Teaze!

I Rub My Duckie Bondage $25.99

Gina: “If a company can make me smile and make me cum at the same time, they win my heart. Now my heart belongs to Big Teaze. I Rub My Duckie Bondage is just one of the great Collector’s Series duckies available from Big Teaze Toys. You have to see the other! Makes me giggle just visiting the site.”
Kevin: “I got such a kick out of this. And speaking of kicks; this little bugger is mighty powerful.”
Gina: “Bondage Duckie has a permanent place in our bathroom. It is always in reach. There is nothing better than a waterproof vibe. I love to get off in the tub.”
Kevin: “It’s a real conversation piece too. It even comes with its own set of Duckie-sized handcuffs. What a hoot! Guests always comment on our fashionable BDSM Duckie. Little do they know.”
Gina: “When Kevin and I enjoy a soak together we never forget to invite Duckie. And you can use it several different ways. But I think you should find that out on your own.”
Kevin: “Batteries ARE included. So your first rides are free!”

I Rub My Wormie Pink Travel Size $22.99

Kevin: “The I Rub My Wormie we have is the travel sized one. That makes is a bit smaller than the regular size. It make an excellent butt plug.”
Gina: “Or Pussy plug! I Rub My Wormie has a, ergonomic bend in his neck to reach your G- or P-spot. It has an easy-grip body so he won’t wiggle out of your hands.”
Kevin: “Oh baby, Oh baby, you make me so hot!! Don’t forget the 3-speeds of vibration.”
Gina: “It actually is the perfect toy to travel with. Airport security will think you are carrying a baby’s toy. If they only knew.
Kevin: “All you health conscious consumers out there should know these toys are non-toxic, Phthalate-free, PVC-free and latex-free.”
Gina: “Sadly, I Rub My Wormie does not come with batteries. What’s up with that Big Teaze Toys? No one should be creating battery operated toys without including the fist set of batteries. It’s just wrong.
Kevin: “Gina and I agree these toys make ideal holiday gifts. Just make sure if you plan to give one of these as a gift that you buy the toy with the batteries, or include the batteries as part of your gift.”
Gina: “No one wants a toy that can’t be used right out of the package.”
Kevin: “Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from both of us.”
Gina: “And a Happy orgasm-filled New Year too!”

Now Jada gives us the finger, as it were. This is a clever first offering from a new Canadian company — Fun To Have.

Fun Finger $20.00

Jada: At first I thought this was some kind of gag. I mean Fun Finger looks like something you’d find on one of those prank websites. It’s basically a big golden thumb. Fun Finger is soft and flexible. It has a multi-speed vibrator that is adjusted on the base of the finger. It’s made in China of TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber), which is non-toxic, but anyone allergic to latex will not be able use this. I’m not a big fan of Chinese made products, especially nowadays, but this one seems harmless enough.

I did like the unique shape — the cocked thumb. It’s perfect for G-spot stimulation. I wouldn’t, however, recommend it for prostate stimulation. There’s nothing to hold on to at the base and it could easily slip in your bum and disappear. And that would very unpleasant indeed.

Fun Finger would make a fun stocking stuffer for the light-hearted person on your list.

Happy holidays everyone!

Our favorite perv Review Crew members — Joy & Dixie and Glenn & Hank tackle some very interesting devices from Rachel’s Pleasures.

G–Spotter $16.20

Joy & Dixie

Dixie: “This is our second go around with these sorts of products. Joy and I, Glenn and Hank and others did a whole series on some of the products from Sportsheets. You can find those reviews by searching for the word ‘Sportsheets’.”
Joy: “Dixie and I prefer Rachel’s product line to the other. For one thing, we found them more comfortable.”
Dixie: “I hope this doesn’t sound petty, but we also like Rachel’s packaging better. It’s more fun and it isn’t so blatantly heterosexual.”
Joy: “Basically, the G–Spotter is a device that one attaches to the bottom’s ankles so the top can maneuver the bottom’s legs with more ease. The bottom can hold the strap herself or the top can hold it and move it from side to side.”
Dixie: “I liked the Cumfy Cuffs. They are padded for comfort, quick release gismo that is real handy. The G–Spotter is also easily adjustable.”

Cumfy Cuffs And Cumfy Cuffs Extensions Kit $22.50

Glenn & Hank

Glenn: “Hank and I agree with Dixie. We also like Rachel’s packaging better than the Sportsheets packaging. I guess it’s a gay thing!”
Hank: “In fact, we liked everything about the Rachel’s line better. We agree with the gals, it’s a more comfortable setup”
Glenn: “Not that the bottom is supposed to be comfortable all the time. If ya catch my drift.”
Hank: “Yeah, but Rachel’s line of products, although practical and fully functional, is geared toward the bondage novice, wouldn’t you agree?”
Glenn: “Absolutely! But we all have to start somewhere.” 😉
Hank: “Do you know a budding kinkster? Maybe you’re one yourself.
Glenn: “Maybe you’d just like to know the thrill of relinquishing control for an itsy bitsy moment or two.”

Neoprene Harness $24.30

Joy & Dixie introduce us to the Neoprene Harness.

Joy: “Now this is something I can really sink my teeth into.”
Dixie: “What she means to say is ‘…sink a nice big dildo into’.”
Joy: “I loves me my strap-ons! I have quite a collection. Some are more comfortable than others, but I love ‘em all.”
Dixie: “I’m not as much of a connoisseur, as Joy, but this Neoprene Harness is very comfortable, I must say.”
Joy: “It is that! It is also reversible and machine washable. I love that part. I hate having to clean lube and whatnot off my leather harness.”
Dixie: “It’s also fully adjustable. It would have to be to fit both Joy and I. We have such different body types.”
Joy: “This is a really terrific start-out harness for the beginner. It’s inexpensive, yet practical. You just plug in the insertable of your choice (like the one that Ken & Denise showed us earlier) and then go fuck yourself some…whatever.”
Dixie: “Exactly! I’ve already told my ‘straight’ office mate about this. She’s gonna surprise her BF for X-mas.”
Joy: “You go, Danna!! Give it to him good.”
Dixie: “Thank you Dr Dick for a great year of products. We certainly look forward to the New Year and what it may bring.”
Joy: “Have a very sexy and sensual holiday season everyone. See ya in the New Year.”

Rachel’s Bed Spread (w/cuffs) $64.53

Glenn & Hank

Hank: “Now this is more like it! Rachel’s Bed Spread allows you can create a little bondage magic without the screw anchors and bolts in the ceiling and walls needed for more traditional bondage apparatus.”

Glenn: “I love being restrained spread eagle on the bed. I love relinquishing control to my partner(s) and being ravaged by him/them.”

Hank: “And now we can play like this our own bedroom, or take it on vacation with us.”

Glenn: “These two straps go around the mattress and allow us to attach wrist or ankle cuffs to the straps. The straps are adjustable fitting a twin up to a King Size bed

Hank: “Rachel’s Bed Spread is not the least be threatening. In fact, if you just wanna mess around with some power-play this is just the thing for you.”

Glenn: “But it also works for those of us who are a tad more hardcore.”

Hank: “And it’s a breeze to set up. It only took a few minutes.”

Glenn: “And it’s reasonably priced.”

Hank: “So if you are a rank amateur or a seasoned pro, you’ll have a great time testing your limits. We did!”

Glenn: “We think Rachel’s Pleasures rocks.”

Hank: “We both wish you a Merry Christmas and a very edgy New Year.”

So there ya have it, Sex Fans. We hope our Holiday Extravaganza provided you with lot of swell gift giving ideas. Look for more Product Reviews in the New Year.

December 8, 2008May 23, 2026

The Erotic Mind of Donna George Storey — Podcast #91 — 12/08/08

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Hey sex fans,

Those of you who are familiar with my podcasts will know something is very different today. I’ve set aside my usual rousing intro music in favor of some soothing and sensual traditional Japanese music. What’s up with that, Dr Dick? You might be asking yourself. Well I’ll tell you. I’m setting the mood for today amazing guest.

As you know, we’ve been chatting with noted erotic artists from all over the globe in this series of interviews that I’m calling: The Erotic Mind. We’re looking to uncover something of the creative process involved with this specialized art form.

Today I have the distinct pleasure of introducing you to a critically acclaimed artist who creates her erotic art using the medium of words. I am honored to have with me — Donna George Storey. You can find Donna’s blog HERE!

Donna is a prolific author. Her short stories are featured in all the best anthologies of Erotica. Her debut novel, Amorous Woman, take the reader on an erotic journey through Japan. Donna lushly describes the sensual delights of an American woman as she immerses herself in her surroundings. The novel sizzles with the sexual exploits of her young heroine, as you soon will find out. Because Donna opens her Erotic Mind and also reads from her work. She treats us to a very explicit and oh so delectable morsel from her celebrated novel. Believe me sex fans; this is not to be missed!

Donna and I discuss:

Why she writes under her real name.
Her very successful career and how it began.
Coming out to family and friends.
The allure of multi-cultural erotica.
The power of words and euphemisms.

And as promised, Donna serves up a juicy selection of her own erotica.

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!

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December 5, 2008July 1, 2026

Fa la la la la, La la la la

REVIEW #27

Hey sex fans,

Holy mackerel! It’s Week 3 of our Holiday Extravaganza. Did you somehow miss Week 1 or 2 of this lollapalooza? Shame on you! Check out Reviews #25 and 26. You’ll be so glad ya did.

The Dr Dick Review Crew has our review apparatus workin’ overtime. We want to get as many reviews out there before the end of the year. Because we certainly don’t want to leave you hanging…as it were. This week, we have yet another hot juicy load of swell holiday gift giving ideas for you. And guess what? They are all GREEN.

This week’s Review Crew include:

Jack & Karen — Reviews #17, 18, 25

Joy & Dixie— Reviews #6, 12, 16, 17, 18, 23

Me, Dr Dick — Reviews #1 – 5, 7 – 10, 12, 14, 15, 19, 21, 25, 26

Glenn & Hank — Reviews #4, 16, 17, 18, 23. 24

Gina & Kevin — Reviews #4, 13, 16, 17, 18, 23, 24

First up we have two brilliant wooden insertables from my very good friends at Jildos; The Art You Love To Touch! Jildos are American made, hand-crafted works of art. They are produced by a company called: WoodPeckers Roost. Can you stand it? They are made from the most durable, safe materials available and they are GREEN, oh so GREEN.

Hart $69.00

Joy & Dixie

Joy: “I’ve had a hankerin’ for a wooden dildo for ages. I’ve admired them online and even held a few in my hands at our local sex emporium. But nothing compares to owing one and having it inside you.”
Dixie: “That is so true. Hart is simply beautiful. It’s made of exotic Bocote wood, which gives it a very distinctive striped appearance. And besides it’s beauty it is as functional as all get-out. It has a long, smooth shaft that allows you to enjoy deep penetration using either end.”
Joy: “Yeah, and it’s a ‘double header’ too. There is a ball at one end that is ideal for G-spot (or P-spot) stimulation. But it also has a more traditional head on the other end, which is followed by 4 ridges. I love my dildos ridged!”
Dixie: “I agree, I love the rippling sensation too. And I like that it’s size is not overwhelming. It’s 10.5” long, but it’s only 1.25” in diameter at its widest point.”
Joy: “We spent a lot of time trying it every which way. And it is safe to use with all kinds of lubes. We are partial to silicone-based lubes and because Hart is so naturally smooth, a very little bit of lube goes a long way.”
Dixie: “Caring for this beauty is blissfully simple. Wash with warm soapy water and dry thoroughly with a soft cloth. You can also wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution.”
Joy: “Then you can use the wax packet provided with Hart to restore it’s natural luster. Just rub it on and buff it off.”
Dixie: “Your Jildo Dildo will come with a Certificate of Authenticity and a nice velvet pouch for discreet storage.”
Joy: “Jildos has a wide array of shapes and styles to choose from. This is the ideal holiday gift for the GREEN consumer.”

Whimsy $69.00

Glenn & Hank

Hank: “We have a more manly sized Jildo Dildo. Then do the girls.”
Glenn: “I just love that name! ‘Honey, can you please pass the Jildo Dildo?’”
Hank: “I know, and we don’t even have to christen this one, because it comes with its own name — Whimsy.”
Glenn: “It’s a nice 1.5” wide and a bit shorter, at 10”, than Joy & Dixie’s Hart.”
Hank: “I don’s suppose we have to repeat all the stuff that the girls said about lube, care and cleaning and all, do we? Good!”
Glenn: “Yeah, but we should describe it better.”
Hank: “Oh, ok! It’s made of American Cherry wood.”
Glenn: “Think of it as cherry pie on a stick.”
Hank: “You are such a dork!”
Glenn: “You love it!”
Hank: “Our Whimsy is also a ‘double header’. One end is rounded. Think prostate stimulation…or G-spot stimulation. The other end is bullet shaped. There’s a combination of swirls and ridges, which deliver a variety of sensations with the old in and out.”
Glenn: “Mmmm, in and out!”
Hank: “Have you ever met a hornier bastard?”
Glenn: “I’m an unapologetic power bottom; what can I say? And when Hank works my ass with Whimsy, I’m in pig heaven. And this thing warms to my body very fast. It’s like totally awesome.”
Hank: “He’s so right. I can work this boy in to a froth of sexual frenzy with this thing. And I like that it’s very masculine looking. Despite it’s beauty, it doesn’t look out of place next to all of Glenn’s other insertables.”
Glenn: “And I do have quite a collection. At the same time, we could leave this on the coffee table as an object ‘d art for all to admire.
Hank: “If you’re lookin’ for insertable art for your holiday giving, look no further than a stunning Jildo Dildo.”
Glenn: “One final thing. You absolutely have to check out their dildo lore page. It is amazing.

Keeping with today’s GREEN theme we’ve got a couple of delicious products from a little company in Vancouver, BC called Hathor Aphrodisia.

Lubricant Pure 4 oz $18.00 CAD

I, Dr Dick, have the distinct pleasure of introducing you to Lubricant Pure. I am so fond of this mighty-mite of a company from right here in the beautiful Pacific Northwest. What a joy it is to bring their products to your attention.

Ya’ll know my passion for GREEN adult products, right? Hathor Aphrodisia is a boutique company that brings us only a few choice products, but each one is a work of love.

Lubricant Pure is an exceptionally fine personal lube. It contains pure botanical emollients including Horny Goat Weed, Jujube Zizyphus and Siberian Ginseng, which are supposed to have aphrodisiacal properties. Can’t honestly say I noticed any difference in my sexual response cycle. But as my granny used to say, ‘It couldn’t hurt!’

Lubricant Pure is water-based, so it’s condom compatible. It’s slippery, non-sticky and there’s no fragrance, which really appealed to me. I hate when lubes have an odor.

And as you would guess from a company like this, Lubricant Pure even tastes nice. I mean don’t you just hate getting some lubes in your mouth? I know I do. They taste all chemically?

Sex fans, if you want your sex to be GREEN? Here’s a way to do that and support a fantastic little company that is doing the right thing.

Lubricant Pure makes a great stocking stuffer too.

Lubricant Lickeurs — Coconut Orange 4 oz $22.00 CAD

Lubricant Lickeurs — Coconut Orange 4 oz $22.00 CAD

Gina & Kevin

Karen: “This is so cool. I’m a big tea drinker. Never been one for coffee, but I do know my teas. And since I’m a naturally hyper kinda gal, I try to avoid caffeine as much as possible. These teas are delicious and they are herbal.”

Jack: “I, on the other hand, am not a big tea drinker, but I agree; these teas are good. There’s an earthiness to them that I really liked.

Karen: “First up today is My Maple Cookie. I love it; what a name. This tea is a unique blend of premium herbs specially formulated to change the female genitalia and male semen to smell and taste like maple cookies. How fun is that?”

Jack: “Who would have guessed something like this was even possible. I have to admit, it’s the damnedest thing. Karen and I shared the tin of 12 tea bags over a 10 day period. We both noticed a difference in the way we smelled and tasted. Don’t get me wrong; I love the natural taste of she and me, but this is way fun.”

Karen: “Jack’s right. Although, I sometimes find his cum to be kind of acrid. My Maple Cookie

Jack: “I like the taste of my own jizz. I never find it acrid. But I don’t taste it every day. So I bow to Karen’s critique.”

Karen: “The Intimate Teas website suggests pouring 8 ounces of hot water over a tea bag and let steep for 5 minutes. Then gently squeeze the tea bag to let the active ingredients fully release into the water. You may remove tea bag or allow to stay in water for stronger tea.”

Jack: “This tea is not a miracle worker. It won’t cover a multitude of sins. Hell, even I know to avoid some foods like onions and garlic, a lot of booze and, of course, smoking, if you want your spunk to taste sweeter.” changed that in just two days.To continue this week’s GREEN, and I might add YUMMY, theme we veer toward the food end of the spectrum.

Jack: “Next up we have Screaming O tea. The Intimate Teas people get high marks for the clever names and the packaging.”
Karen: “They sure enough do! This tea is a premium blend of unique herbs made to increase sexual passion in both women and men. It is supposed to be an aphrodisiac, sexual stimulant and it’s supposed to intensify orgasms.”
Jack: “That’s what it says on the website. I was dubious…at first. I figured, I already have intense orgasms, do I really need to improve on that…even if it’s possible?”
Karen: “Things are much different for us gals, but I think you know that already. I felt like the tea really did stimulate me. And maybe it was only wishful thinking, but I felt my orgasms intensified too.”
Jack: “Again, I defer to my lovely wife. One thing for sure; this tea is a stimulant. The first time I had this tea was near bedtime. I thought, a nice cup of warm tea will make me sleep like a baby. NOT! I tossed and turned all night long. But I did have a raging boner in the morning. I don’t know if those two thing are connected, but they did follow one after the other.”
Karen: “Kevin and I split the 12 tea bags between us, like the My Maple Cookie tea. I didn’t drink my tea at bedtime, so I couldn’t corroborate Kevin’s story.”
Jack: “I say, if you’re feelin’ a little pookie in the libido department, give this tea a try. I suspect you will be pleasantly surprised.
Karen: “That goes double for the women in our audience. And these teas come in these charming little tins. They make perfect gifts any time of the year, but especially during the holidays.”

December 1, 2008May 23, 2026

Sex Advice With An Edge — Podcast #90 — 12/01/08

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Hey sex fans,

I have a whopper of a show for you today. We return to our usual question and answer format this week, because I have a steamy load of stimulating questions from all overt the freakin’ place. And I respond with an equal number of cheeky, charming and oh so enlightening responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

Joe wants to know about Hepatitis-B and cock sucking.
Donna and her BF wanna start bumpin’ parts. But where to begin?
Gregg thinks he needs a sex coach. I think he does too.
Naf wants to top, but he is a little short of wood!
Anonymous wants some tips on ball stretching.

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!

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November 28, 2008July 1, 2026

Cum All Ye Faithful

REVIEW #26

Hey sex fans,

Holy cow! It’s Week 2 of our Holiday Extravaganza. Did you somehow miss Week 1 of this amazing panoply? Shame on you! Check out REVIEW #25 if ya did.

As you know, the Dr Dick Review Crew is throwing our product review apparatus into high gear. We want to get as many reviews out there as possible before the end of the year. We certainly don’t want to leave you hanging…as to what is hot and juicy in the holiday gift giving department, don’t cha know.

This week’s Review Crew include:

Tag — First Posted Review
Me, Dr Dick — Reviews #1 – 5, 7 – 10, 12, 14, 15, 19, 21, 25
Angie — Reviews #12, 16
Christa — First Posted Review

First up is Tag, who introduces us to two glass dildos from Don Wands — The Cobalt Blue Smooth Vibrating Glass Wand and the Pink Nubby Rocket.
Cobalt Blue Smooth Vibrating Glass Wand $79.99

My name is Tag and this is my first published outing with the Dr Dick Review Crew. Dr Dick and I go way back, but that’s another story all together.

The Cobalt Blue Smooth Vibrating Glass Wand is waterproof and like all glass dildos it’s hypo-allergenic, nonporous, ultra-smooth and very durable. I really appreciated the fact that the first set of batteries (2 AA’s) were included in the package. There’s nothing I hate more than bringing home a battery-operated toy only to discover that the batteries are not included. There oughta be a law against that!

Anyhow, I’m no stranger to glass insertables. In fact, I have an absolutely stunning one that DD gave me last spring. It’s hard (no pun intended) not to make a comparison between the first one and these two. But before we get to that, let’s evaluate the two Don Wands glass dildos on their own merits.

Cobalt Blue Smooth Vibrating Glass Wand is a substantial dildo indeed. It is, of course, rock-hard, straight as an arrow and a beautiful cobalt blue. It’s 8” long with a 4 1/2’” circumference and it vibrates.

I don’t generally take things this big in my butt, so I figured ‘Big Blue’ would be the boyfriend to make me shout. It warmed easily by running it under warm water (it could be chilled just as easily); took very well to assorted lubes; and just as I thought, it made me moan. It was especially fun when I realized the vibration had a continuous setting and an intermittent setting. The pulsating vibe was my favorite.

Pink Nubby Rocket $29.99

Tag: I almost got myself off with ‘Big Blue’, when I happened to look over and see the slightly more petite pink puppy waiting to take me for a ride. I carefully released my grip on ‘Big Blue’, clamped down to stem the tide of my building orgasm and turned my attention to the Pink Nubby Rocket.

Actually Pink Nubby Rocket isn’t so little. Approximately 7 ” in length and 1″ in diameter; this rose-colored dong features a nicely curved shaft with a whole lot of nubbies. It has a nice base to hold on to for pumping in and out and directing the head to your P-spot (or G-spot).

My anal ring just loved opening and closing each time I slowly pushed another knobby ridge through. You know that feeling when a dick head pops in and you relax a little and get ready for the rest? Well this is just like that, only many more times over. And the curvature was perfect for working over my prostate, which made me leak.

This time I didn’t hold back and the Pink Nubby Rocket brought me home. I howled loud enough to scare the dog.

On another occasion, my friend and I did a little double butt action he used the Pink Nubby Rocket, because he’s relatively new to ass play. I hauled out the Cobalt Blue Smooth Vibrating Glass Wand, because I love a challenge. My friend and I lie side-by-side, our heads at opposite ends of the bed. This allowed us to work each other’s toy with one hand and pull our pud with the other. Damn, if this wasn’t more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

You should know that a glass dildo gets real slick with just a wee bit of lube. The good folks at Don Wands also thoughtfully included a sample packet of WET personal lube in the package. Because a glass dong is nonporous the lube won’t get tacky.

One thing for sure, neither one of these dildos feels as substantial as the first one I had. Of course, there was a huge price differential too. The stunning one Dr Dick gave me last spring is much heftier; the glass seems more dense.

Now I’m very careful with all my toys, but I had the feeling that if I dropped one of the Don Wands they would shatter. Not so the original one. So that’s my only critique. I’d prefer to pay more for high-quality glass, rather than get something for less, but fear that it might slip from my lubed-up fingers and possibly smash to smithereens on the floor.

Their website shows lots of different models including one colored and shaped like a candy cane. I certainly hope Santa brings me one of those, because I have been very very good.

Next, Angie and I introduce three delicious products from the oh so creative people at Earthly Body — A Massage Body Candle — Naked in the Woods, an Edible Candle — Watermelon and an Aromatherapy Candle — Melt Away.

Aromatherapy Earthly Body Candle — Melt Away 6 oz. $15.99

One of the best things about being Dr Dick is sharing the bounteous products sent to me for review with my Review Crew. It’s like bein’ friggin’ Santa Claus all year long. Despite my exceptionally big heart there are always some pangs of envy as I see a product I covet go off to a new home in the hot little hands of one of my posse. Generosity is so bittersweet.

I had the damnedest time trying to choose among these Earthly Body products. Each one is a mini treasure. But since I am an avid practitioner of massage and bodywork I chose the Aromatherapy Earthly Body Candle — Melt Away as my keeper…

If you are unfamiliar with the concept of a body candle, here’s the deal. These beauties are designed to melt at a lower temperature than regular candles. You light them like regular, of course, but they liquefy quicker, thus the ‘wax’ (more precisely, oil) is not so hot. So you light your candle, melt some, extinguish the flame and then use the sensuous scented oil to massage with. There simply is nothing finer!

Not all such candles are created equal, don’t cha know. But I can say with confidence that the Earthly Body candle is the finest I’ve ever used; bar none. Their candles are made from 8 Natural Oils including Hemp Seed (Mmmm Hemp!), Vitamin E, Jojoba, Avocado, and Almond. This is like a picnic for your skin. It penetrates easily thus moisturizing your skin leaving it soft and smooth, like a baby’s bottom.

Wanna take a mini-vacation for under $20? Look no further than Earthly Body.

And the fragrance is out of this world. This particular candle — Melt Away, is scented with clove. These candles are infused with real aromatherapy essences, mind you. No cheap artificial stuff here, I’m happy to report. So you have this complete experience — a scented candle that fragrances the room, which also provides an equally delectably scented high-quality massage oil.

Heart-Shaped Massage Body Candle — Naked in the Woods 6 oz. $15.99

Edible Candle — Watermelon 4 oz. $15.99

Angie: I couldn’t agree more with the Dr D! I was thrilled when asked to review these two candles — the Heart-Shaped Massage Body Candle — Naked in the Woods and the Edible Candle — Watermelon. They are scrumptious.

I have very sensitive skin, so I have to be very careful what products I use. Initially, I was concerned that fragranced products, like these, would not sit well on my skin. So I decided to visit the Earthly Body website and do some homework before my first use. I was delighted to learn that all their products are vegan and nontoxic.

My first use was right after my bath. I lit a candle, which fragranced the room while I enjoyed my bath. Naked in the Woods has a light earthy sent with just a hint of pine. the Edible Candle — Watermelon is…well all watermelon-y. Is there such a word? Depending on my mood, I had a choice between earthy and fruity. By the time if finished my bath, there was enough liquefied oil to generously moisturize my legs. This is a much finer oil than what I usually use, so much more silky.

One thing I did not know is that Hemp Seed Oil is known as ‘nature’s most perfectly balanced oil,’ and has the highest concentration of Essential Fatty Acids (EFAs) of any essential oil. I guess that explains the rich texture of the melted candle.

As a special treat, I used the Naked in the Woods candle on my husband. He probably would have resisted had I asked him first. Scented things are not his bag. He’s such a guy! But I had the candle lit at our bedside. (The scent is not overwhelming in any way.) We were feeling amorous; and I said I wanted to treat him to a little back rub. He never says no to a massage. I extinguished the candle and dribbled the warm oil on his back. I poured it from about one foot above his back, so that by the time it hit him it was only slightly warmer than his skin. He moaned with delight as I rubbed it in.

The economy being what it is, I believe more and more of us will be turning to simple, inexpensive pleasures that can be enjoyed at home. These Earthly Body candles have only whet my appetite to try some of their other products. (Hubby dear, if you’re reading this, as I know you are, the New Year will be a whole lot more sensual if I find a big gift pack of Earthly Body goodies under the tree. Hint, hint!)

One final thing, and I know that Dr Dick agrees with me on this, we are both delighted to see that Earthly Body, besides being an earth-friendly, totally GREEN company, it also has a much bigger social conscience. The founders of the company have created a charitable foundation called The Get Together Foundation. How fantastic is that?

And now for something completely different! Our next line of products will be introduced by a newcomer to the Review Crew — Christa.

Here’s the thing. The exceptionally irreverent and downright blasphemous folks are Divine Interventions have cum up with a line of exquisite silicone insertables. You say; “Ok Dr Dick, we loves us some silicone dildos!” Yeah, everyone on the Review Crew said the same thing.

But not so fast, since these remarkable insertables are fashioned in a most unorthodox manner (to say the least) no crew member had the audacity to take them on. That is until Joy turned me on to her 20-something goth-chick pal, Christa. She was like totally down with the whole sacrilegious concept, as you will see.

Diving Nun $59

Christa here! I can’t believe that you’re just gonna fork over three totally bitchin’, top of the line, high-grade silicone toys, like for free. And the fact that these babies skewer the whole religion thing makes ‘em even hotter.
So ok, I can see where these are not for everyone. People are so fuckin’ uptight about shit like this. But like I said, that only makes them more of a turn on for me.

Take the Diving Nun for instance. This is a no nonsense dong, 7-3/4” tall with a 1-3/4” diameter. This will fill you up. It comes in lots of hot colors. Mine is appropriately virgin Mary blue. What’s so great about this particular dildo is that it has a suction base. It’ll stick to the floor, if you’re takin it up the ass or to the wall if you wanna hands-free pussy-fuck yourself. Now, that’s what I call versatile! I had my way with this thing in the shower the other day and I’m still walkin’ funny today…

Baby Jesus Butt Plug —— $35

I saved the Baby Jesus Butt Plug for my sub, butt-boy BF, Alex. He is like this total ass whore. I was the first girlfriend he ever had that fingered his hole and played with his prostate. Now it’s ‘fuck me, fuck me, fuck me’ all the time. This butt plug is perfect for keeping him stuffed and horny so that he gets me off a bunch of times before he does himself. And I can just lay back and enjoy. If you have an ass-hungry man in your life, or you are ass-hungry yourself and you’d get off even more by shovin’ an icon where the sun don’t shine; this is the plug for you.

The secret to the success of all these insertables is all the assorted nooks, crannies, ribbing and curves. These are the things that will send you to paradise!

This Baby Jesus Butt Plug is 4-1/2” tall with 1-1/2” diameter. It comes in a bunch of hot colors. Alex’s is marbled red.

Jackhammer Jesus —— $65

The ultimate in blasphemy! Ever get in the mood to go like all Linda Blair in the Exorcist? Frankly I hadn’t ever thought about it till I discovered that my Jackhammer Jesus is a silicone crucifix with a beautiful dickhead at the foot of the cross. Then all manner of wickedness crossed (no pun intended) my mind.

This beauty rivals the Diving Nun in size, 7-1/2” tall by 1-3/4” diameter. It’s not as versatile as the Nun, because it doesn’t have a suction base. But the Jackhammer Jesus is even more twisted.

I suppose all you visitors to the Dr Dick site already know that you can only use water-based lubes with silicone, right? I hope so, because silicone-based lubes will seriously fuck up a silicone toy. Care and cleaning of silicone is way easy too. Warm water and mild soap is what I use. If I need to sterilize before sharing my toys, I boil the toy for a few minutes. I also wipe down my toys with a 10% bleach solution and a lint-free cloth between each use. But you can use peroxide or rubbing alcohol too. This will keep your toys as fresh as the day you bought them…or in my case picked ‘em up at Dr Dick’s place.

One final thing, the Divine Interventions site sells a bunch of other insertables too. And you’ll be happy to know that they are equal-opportunity blasphemers they skewer other religious figures too. I’m gonna save my sheckles and buy me a Devil’s Advocate.

November 26, 2008July 1, 2026

F.U.C.K. Bank

This is one bank you can rely on.

November 24, 2008May 23, 2026

Michael Breyette, Part 2 — Podcast #89 — 11/24/08

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Hey sex fans,

It’s Thanksgiving week here in the good old US of A. My best wishes to all who celebrate this Thursday. Despite the difficult times we face as a country, we at least have lots of other stuff to be thankful for this year. Happy Turkey Day Ya’ll!

Today I bring you Part 2 of my conversation with Michael Breyette. He joins us again this week to finish the conversation we began last week. As you know, this is part of my ongoing series of interviews called The Erotic Mind.

If you somehow missed Part 1 of this charming and informative discussion look for last week’s podcast, #88 in the podcast archive in the sidebar to your right.

Michael and I discuss:

His chosen media.
His 1000 Words Project.
Erotica and Sexuality.
His inspirations and sexual heroes.
Future projects.
His advice for an aspiring erotic artist.

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!

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November 21, 2008July 1, 2026

COMFORT AND JOY

REVIEW #25

Hey sex fans,

I know it’s hard to believe, but the freakin’ holidays are upon us once again. Bah Humbug!

So OK not everyone is not a Scrooge, like me. That’s why the Dr Dick Review Crew is throwing our product review apparatus into high gear. We want to get as many reviews out there in the next month as possible. We want you to have a load of swell holiday gift giving ideas, don’t cha k now.

This week’s Review Crew include:

Jack & Karen — Reviews #17, 18
Ken & Denise — Review #11, 16
Carlos — Reviews #4
Mick & Chuck— Reviews #12

Let’s start things off with a little COMFORT!

Jack & Karen introduce us to Pleasure Pack Combo.
The Right Position Sex Pillow Combo —— $89.00

Karen: “I’m just wild about The Right Position Sex Pillow. Until the day Jack and I picked up the Pleasure Pack Combo at Dr Dick’s, I hadn’t given much thought to how exceptionally useful a specialized cushion like this could be.”
Jack: “I totally agree. Ya see the sex pillow is wedge shaped (about 6” at its widest), which allows us to position our bodies for a more accommodating and comfortable fuck.”
Karen: “But it’s not just for fucking, although I must say it is ideal for anal sex, but I’ll get to that in a minute. What I like most is that it raises my pelvis just enough so that Jack can pleasure me orally. And The Right Position Sex Pillow is so comfortable too”
Jack: “In the past, we had to fumble around with traditional pillows to place under Karen’s ass to raise it to just the right height for me to effortlessly eat her out. But now with The Right Position Sex Pillow I can crawl between her legs and find her pussy at precisely the right height for me to dig in.”
Karen: “My man has the most talented tongue around. I’m totally down with anything that makes him more comfortable while he works, if ya know what I mean..”
Jack: “Karen mention ass fucking. When I bottom for her I love her to peg me while we’re face to face.”
Karen: “Before we got The Right Position Sex Pillow I found face-to-face pegging a real chore. Jack is a lot bigger and heaver than I, and even though he tries to keep his legs up during the peg, it’s exhausting and when he tires they crash down around my shoulders. It’s difficult for me to help him keep his legs up so it’s kind of frustrating.”
Jack: “Yeah, but now all I have to do is position the Sex Pillow under my back so that the widest part of the wedge is just slightly above my waist. This allows me to throw my legs up and back and keep them there with ease. It’s really great.”
Karen: “It really has made all the difference in the world. How we did without one of these for so long is beyond me.”
Jack: “I like the fact that Sex Pillow cleans up easily with just a little soap and water. It’s made of soft latex free foam that resists lube stains. Thank you very much! And it has a built in handle, so it’s easy to adjust.”
Karen: “The Right Position Sex Pillow even comes with its own lovely satin drawstring bag.”
Jack: “Tell ‘em about the other thing.”
Karen: “He’s referring to The Pleasure Wrap. It’s very sweet sexy little throw with a soft furry fleece side and silky satin side. It’s ideal for cuddling after a romp. I often get chilled afterward, even on the warmest days. So this is perfect for me. Oh, and machine washable too. They’ve thought of everything!”
Jack: “In case you haven’t noticed, we love these products. You can buy the pillow and wrap separately. But the combo is so reasonably priced; why not splurge? It will make the perfect holiday gift for all you lovers out there.”

And now for a whole lot of JOY!

Mick & Chuck introduce us to Smooth Glider.

Smooth Glider $89.95

Mick: “Hey, it’s great to be back as part of the Dr Dick Review Crew.
Chuck: “This is the dream “job. What’s not to love about getting free sex toys? And we loves us some toys.”
Mick: “Yeah, but we’re also informing people about what to look for in quality products while avoiding the junk.”
Chuck: “Exactly! Speaking of quality, check out our Smooth Glider. It’s stunning. It’s made of Pyrex glass.”
Mick: “It’s approximately 7 inches long and 1 1/4 inches in diameter with a nicely sculpted head that measures approximately 1 1/2 inches in diameter. It weighs a hefty 12.4 oz. And the sucker is smooth as glass…thus the name. Duh!
Chuck: “Well a lot of glass dildos are textured. This one happens to be smooth. But it does have a nice curve to it. It’s perfect for prostate stimulation.”
Mick: “Or G-Spot stimulation, if you have one of those.” 😉
Chuck: “The first thing you need to know is that not all glass dildos are created equal. There are plenty of cheap knock-offs out there that I wouldn’t stick in my ass for a million bucks. But the Smooth Glider is top of the line.”
Mick: “If you’ve never used a glass dido you will be amazed. It’s like no other material. With just the tiniest amount of lube (we use a silicone-based lube) this thing becomes amazingly slick. And you can warm or chill this baby for added sensations.”
Chuck: “The Smooth Glider, like all quality glass products, is easy to care for too. Warm soapy water and a nice lint-free towel is all you need for clean up. But you can pop it in the dishwasher; sterilize it in a 10% bleach solution; or in boiling water for a couple of minutes. Making it the idea toy for sharing.”
Mick: “One more thing about the Smooth Glider’s design. It has a nice base on it. So it’s easy to grab hold of for turning or pumping in and out.”
Chuck: “Mmmmm, pumping in and out!”
The Smooth Glider comes in a beautiful red padded velvet pouch to protect it when it’s not punishing your, or someone you love’s ass.”
Mick: “I highly recommend the Smooth Glider to anyone who is looking for the classic glass dildo. You will not be disappointed.”
Chuck: “I second that! And anyone out there still unsure about glass toys, if you buy quality, like the Smooth Glider, you have nothing to worry about. But like all high-end toys you need to treat it right. Care for it properly, and it will last a lifetime.”
Mick: “Yeah just think this could be an heirloom, passed down from generation to generation. In about a hundred years look for it to appear on the Antique Road Show. ‘Why, my great, great uncle Mick buggered himself senseless with this beauty!’” 😉

Next up, Ken & Denise introduce us to one of the beauties from NobEssence — TRYST.

TRYST $180.00

Denise: “Thank you for the warm welcome to the Dr Dick Review Crew. It’s been a blast…literally and figuratively.”
Ken: “Denise has been eager to join our little club since our adventures with The Vergenza Mk. I.”
Denise: “This time we have an equally beautiful and oh so functional dildo/massager, TRYST. It’s sculpted wood. Isn’t it gorgeous?
Ken: “Yeah, like The Vergenza Mk. I, TRYST is a work of art.
Denise: “It’s is ‘double header’, if you will. One end is round, smooth and bulbous. It is uniquely shaped to stimulate either G-spot or P-spot. The other end is a beaded sort of thing that supplies the most delicious rippling sensation. And each end is perfectly angled to act as a handle when the other end slides into place. It’s brilliant!”
Ken: “I’ve never used anything like it. I mean, it’s10” long. The bulb end is 1 1/2” at the tip, but it then widens to a 2” body before the traditional plug notch. The beaded end is curved, but smaller— an 1” at its widest point.”
Denise: “And, of course, TRYST can be used vaginally and anally. Or did you already get that from my G-spot or P-spot reference? I’m a little slow sometimes.”
Ken: “We’ve enjoyed this dildo every which way. And we haven’t tied of it yet.
Denise: “I sense that some of our visitors may be apprehensive about wood as an insertable. Well let me put your mind at ease. It’s perfectly safe. These sculptures are sealed with an impermeable finish that is hypoallergenic, sent-free, waterproof and bacteria resistant. And because wood is all natural, there are no worries about chemical additives, like phthalates.”
Ken: “Yeah, this is about as green as you can get.”
Denise: “Clean up is a breeze. Warm water and a mild soap do the trick. When we trade off using this gem; we wipe it down with peroxide and a lint-free towel. But you can use alcohol or a 10% bleach solution too.
Ken: “Mick said something about how slick his toy got with just the smallest amount of lube. The same is true with TRYST. Like those guys we prefer a silicone-based lube. And another noteworthy thing is that wood will warm to your body temperature as you use it.”
Denise: “All NobEssence sculptures come in beautifully designed gift boxes. Perfect for holiday gift giving.”
Ken: “This is a very special gift for that very special someone. It is both artistic and sensual. If you want to make a HUGE impression; this will make the point.”

Finally, Carlos introduces us to another beauty from NobEssence — ROMP.

ROMP $110

Carlos: “It’s great to be back with some of my old review pals and some new ones too.

I feel a little odd being the only single person here, but my ROMP is perfect for solitary use. It’s an exquisite wooden butt plug/prostate massager.

Before I continue with a description, I want to say that I agree with everything Ken and Denise said about their sculpture. And since you just heard from them, I won’t repeat it all myself.

ROMP is the best prostate massager I’ve ever used. And I’ve tried several. It fits snug and stays in place because of the notch between the handle and the rounded insertable end. And it’s designed to be worn for extended periods of time. The longer you wear it, the better it feels. Dr Dick and I are both big advocates of prostate self-awareness and prostate massage. And this is the perfect ‘tool’ for that.
It isn’t all that big, so it is suitable for even the beginner. The insertable section is 3 1/2” long and 1 1/2” at its widest point. Nothing threatening there! I suppose you could just as well use ROMP for G-spot stimulation, but I don’t have one of those. So I can’t speak to that.

Lube, of course, is important. And ROMP is compatible with all types of commercially produced lubes — water-based, silicone-based, whatever you have.

I love my ROMP. I’ve already turned a couple of my bi-men friends on to this amazing instrument.

One thing I should point out. The NobEssence site only allows you to buy directly from them if you use PayPal. That is such a bummer. Because there are a whole lot of us that will never use PayPal, ever. I’m sure the sculptor looses a fair amount of business not having other pay options. Luckily, the NobEssence site offers links to other online stores where you can purchase these marvels using a credit card. So hurray for that!

If you have a prostate, or know someone who does, this is the ideal holiday gift for him. Get ‘em while they’re hot!” 😉

ENJOY