Happy Masturbation Month!

It’s May! It’s National Masturbation Month!

YES darling, there is such a thing!

Tra la! It’s May!
The lusty month of May!
That darling month when ev’ryone throws
Self-control away.
It’s time to do
A wretched thing or two,
And try to make each precious day
One you’ll always rue!
It’s May! It’s May!
The month of “yes you may,”
The time for ev’ry frivolous whim,
Proper or “im.”
It’s wild! It’s gay!
A blot in ev’ry way.
The birds and bees with all of their vast
Amorous past
Gaze at the human race aghast,
The lusty month of May.
— Alan Jay Lerner

Let’s all MASTURBATE!

2008 Masturbate-a-thon

——  PARTICIPATE TODAY  ——
San Francisco or Portland

Or just play with yourself right where you are!

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Sex Advice With An Edge — Podcast #50 — 02/11/08

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Hey sex fans,

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Today’s podcast marks my 1st anniversary of bringing you these audio editions of Dr Sex Advice With An Edge. So let’s celebrate with special show.

  • Dr Dick brags about how he got into the podcast business.
  • Dr Dick runs his mouth about his sex advice site.
  • Dr Dick disclosed the secret to a happy sex life…in one word!
  • Dr Dick pontificates on the History of Sex.
  • Finally Dr Dick drones on and on about sex therapy. 😉

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!

Sex Advice With An Edge — Podcast #32 — 09/24/07

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Hey sex fans,

I have a really swell show for you today. We have several very interesting questions from the sexually worrisome. And I respond with an equal number of lively, affable and oh so informative responses! Hey, it’s what I do.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT — Guess what? drdicksexadvice.com had hit a huge milestone. As of this morning, we’ve exceeded 100,000 unique visitors to the site since it’s premiere last February! Damn, ya’ll make me so proud!

  • Valeri got the shaft from her dick of a husband!
  • Darren is a wheelchair bound vet looking to get laid.
  • Mikhall keeps having wet dreams! WTF?

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!

Today’s podcast is once again bought to you by: DR DICK’S HOW TO VIDEO LIBRARY.

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Get a Hold of Yourself!

MAY is National Masturbation Month!

That’s right, SEX FANS, there’s an entire month dedicated to Jackin’ & Jillin’ Off. I believe this designation came directly from Dick Cheney’s office. That man is wild! If it isn’t his pregnant lesbiterian daughter, it’s a month devoted to the pleasures of Onanism. YOU GO, DICK!

To celebrate, THE CENTER FOR SEX & CULTURE in San Francisco (of course) is throwing its annual Masturbate-A-Thon! And I want everyone in my audience to participate. Set aside a little time everyday through the end of the month for some personal recreation — Slice Your Pie or Beat Your Meat. And when you’re finished, mozie on over to the Masturbate-A-Thon website and either donate or pledge your support.

Here’s how you can participate.

  • Attend the Masturbation Party. Get your pals to pledge for every minute or every orgasm. The daring can choose to become a masturbation porn star, showing all for the LIVE internet streaming cameras.
  • Masturbate From Home! This is the funnest pledge drive ever. Get your friends to sponsor you by the minute or by the orgasm. You have all day to achieve your masturbation goals.
  • Watch The Event On The Web! Enjoy the event from the privacy of your own home? Watch the live feed from the event itself and don’t forget to touch yourself impurely. What Fun!
  • Donate Or Pledge! Check out all the scheduled performers and pledge for the ones that tickle your fancy. All money is tax deductible.

When? Saturday, May 26th: 4:00 pm – 10:00 pm

2007 Masturbate-a-thon Competitions

  • Longest Squirt Distance
  • Longest Time Masturbating
  • Most Orgasms
  • Tag Team Fun

Entertainment will include:

— Opera Singers
— Sexy Furries
— Sex Educators Dr. Carol Queen and Nina Hartley
— The Screaming Streaming Stage

BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE!

Hey Sex Fans!

I regret to inform you that this week’s podcast will not appear on time today, Monday, 04/16/07. Alas, my aged computer died an untimely death earlier this morning. Ain’t it a bitch!

I’m working on getting a replacement computer, and once I do, I’ll be back on that podcast thang ASAP.

So hang in there, sex fans.

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THE DR DICK PLAYHOUSE

Yessirree, folks, it’s finally here. THE DR DICK PLAYHOUSE is ready to rock and roll.

Listen up, buckaroos; thanks to the amazing technology of aebn.net, you’ll be able to watch a load of really swell educational (and entertainment videos) from the comfort of your own home (or work as the case may be). With just a little prompting from you, they’re just gonna cum gushin’ outta your computer like nobody’s business. Holy Cow, ain’t life sweet?

Check it out.

Once inside THE DR DICK PLAYHOUSE you’ll find scads of titles. Schlepping out to the video store to pick up your educational smut (or your plain ‘ol smutty smut) is so last century.

Hey, it not free, but you probably already figured that out, huh? The nice people at AEBN are happy to bring you all of this super-duper video on demand when you purchase a wad of minutes all at a really low price.

Once inside the PLAYHOUSE just click on “new user” icon at the top of the page. Create a user name for yourself. Then you’ll be directed to Buy Time to begin viewing movies. You get to choose the pay-for-view package you want. And, of course, you can buy additional minutes any time you’d like. Then just pick a video, sit back, drop your drawers, and put a smile on your face. It’s that simple.

THERE IS NO MEMBERSHIP FEE.

THIS IS A PAY PER MINUTE KINDA DEAL

Remember that your pay-for-view minutes allow you to watch whatever content you want for whatever length of time you choose.

— Dr. Dick

ENTER THE PLAYHOUSE

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Sex Is…

Sex is like food. You can enjoy it alone, or with others. You can be an ascetic, or a glutton. You can nosh or nibble; dine or devour. There will be both feast and famine.

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Sex is like food. It can nourish and sustain you, or it can make you sick. You can consume all of the available bounty, or restrict your diet. It can be both bacchanal and sacrament. It can completely satisfy, or leave you devastatingly empty.

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Sex is like food. You can use it to express your highest aspirations, or allow it to rob you of your soul. You can give it as a gift, or use it as a weapon. It can fill your senses or simply be an exercise of the mind.

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One thing is for sure, whether it is purely physical or transcendentally spiritual, no one can live without food…or sex.

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