I’m Shocked! —— Part 3

REVIEW #24

Hey sex fans,

We’re back with our final installment in this series that focuses on the pleasures of Erotic Electro Stimulation. And the exceptional products of Paradise Electro Stimulations, PES.

Last week, as you recall, the Dr Dick Review Crew and I introduced you to a slew of very cool PES Electrodes that attach to the PES Power Box. These are the thingies and that actually deliver the stimulation. If you somehow missed either of the first two parts of our presentation, look for REVIEW #22 and #23.

This week the Review Crew will introduce you to even more PES Electrodes. This week they are all pretty much gender specific — for those among us with manly parts.

This week’s Review Crew include:
Glenn & Hank — Reviews #4, 16, 17, 18, 23
Gina & Kevin — Reviews #4, 13, 16, 17, 18, 23

Glenn & Hank introduce us to the PES Tubular Mid Ring Electrode (C087) $70.00 and the PES Testicle Tubular Electrode (C085) $60.00.

Hank: “Ya see, the Tubular Mid-Ring is designed to stimulate various points along your cock shat.”
Glenn: “And the Testicle Tubular Electrode
Hank: “Put these babies together and you have some amazing sensations playing off one another all over your cock and balls.”
Glenn: “The best thing is the Mid-Ring is completely adjustable. It’s made of a flexible tubing that you can disconnect from the brass connection and cut to fit any spot on your dick, even right under your dickhead, like the PES Corona Stimulator. Reconnect the tubing to the brass connection and you’re all set.”
Hank: “The same is true for the Testicle Tubular Electrode. So no one has to worry about a ‘one size fits all’ situation. Because as we all know there is no such thing when it comes to cock and balls.”
Glenn: “I hope you’re all getting the picture that these electrodes, as well as several other single-pole electrodes, can be use to stimulate multiple areas at one time.”
Hank: “In fact, the Power Box is so versatile you can even rig up a three-electrode configuration. For example — one on your dick, one on your balls and one up your ass.”
Glenn: “O baby, oh baby you make me so hot!”
Hank: “Sheesh!”
Glenn: “Hey, I’m just sayin.”
Hank>: “Ok, so here’s how it went down. Glenn and I both wanted to try out this cock ‘n balls configuration, but I got to go first this time. The Mid-Ring was the perfect size for me just as it came out of the package, so I didn’t have to trim it. It landed just south of my frenulum. Perfect! The Testicle Tubular Electrode was a little trickier to get situated, but that wasn’t really much of a problem.”
Glenn: “Once Hank got himself all strapped in, so to speak, I connected the electrodes to the Power Box using the leads. We also made a little side wager. I suggested that Hank trust me with the applying the juice.”
Hank: “Actually, he’s not telling you the whole story. He also wanted to restrain my hands and feet. Glenn takes to the whole bondage thing like a pig to shit, but this was new territory for me. The one being restrained that is.”
Glenn: “So I said oh so sweetly, ‘you can trust me, babe’.”
Hank: “Except he said it with this evil grin on his face. So I’m thinking it’s payback time for everything I’ve dished out to him over the years.”
Glenn: “You know that’s not how thing work. Although the idea of stickin’ it to him real good while he were helpless did cross my mind. I guess I do have a sadistic streak after all. Who knew? And just so you know, I wasn’t talking about a full-on bondage scene anyway. Just some innocent velcro wrist and ankle restraints. What a big sissy!”
Hank: “In the end I gave in and let him have his way. This was a true role reversal for me and it did take some getting used to. But almost immediately my mind was distracted by the intense sensations in my groin. I think not being able to control the sensations myself added to the intensity. I now know what being a bottom is like. While I don’t want to bottom every day, it was a very interesting experience.”
Glenn: “And I like being a bottom more than being a top, but as Hank said, this was fuckin’ hot. As I started to adjust the knobs on the Power Box, I could read the pleasure on Hank’s face. His dick swelled to gigantic proportions. I would have loved to jump on top of him and slide that thing in my ass. But like a good top, this wasn’t about me.”
Hank: “Glenn is right; I’ve never seen my dick bigger. And again, this was a totally ‘hands free’ ride. It was just the electrodes and my meat and nuts. Amazing!”
Glenn: “We didn’t rush anything. In fact, every time Hank came close to cuming I dialed back the power. We did this edge play for over 20 minutes until he was beggin’ me for release. Being in control of his orgasm like this was a complete turn on for me. I never thought I had it in me.”
Hank: “It’s true, man, I was practically crying to have him make me cum. My balls were so full they ached. And the Testicle Tubular Electrode made them feel like basketballs. It was so fuckin intense.”
Glenn: “I finally granted his wish, but not before I shot my wad all over his face.”
Hank: “The bastard actually shot first while I was still moaning to bust my nut. Finally, he let me cum. And I thought I was gonna die right then and there.”
Glenn: “He let out a growl that came from so far down inside him it was like some wild beast. The neighbors must have thought, WTF!
Hank: “I was completely spent. I could barely move.”
Glenn: “It was totally awesome.”
Hank: “Glenn got his chance with these puppies a couple nights later. But we’ll save that story for another time.” is designed to wrap around your nuts, as well as separating each of your balls to spread the e-stim all over your family jewels. You get to adjust the focus by tightening or loosening the fit of the tubing.

Gina & Kevin introduce us to the PES Tubular Base Ring Electrode (C086) $70.00 and the PES Prostate Stimulator Electrode (C092) $133.00.

Gina: “When Kevin and I met, I was like this good little Catholic girl. About as sexually adventurous as I ever got was having sex with the lights on. I mean it, I must have been a real piece of work.”
Kevin: “Yeah, it was like she had just escaped from a convent or something. She was like totally adorable, with this knock-out body, but she was so timid and shy and like completely inexperienced.”
Gina: “But look at me now! Thanks to Kevin and our own devious Dr Dick I’ve gotten in touch with my inner ‘Dom’. Despite my feminist leanings, I thought women were always subservient to men in the bedroom. I never realized there were ‘Sub’ men. And anyone who didn’t know Kevin and my little secret would never guess he loves to be dominated. I mean, it came as a huge surprise to me.”
Kevin: “It’s true. Until that fateful first review I did as part of Dr Dick’s Review Crew. I never new I had an inner ‘Sub’ just dying to get out. I just thought I like things in my ass.”
Gina: “There’s so much more to this sex stuff than what meets the eye, huh? I am so grateful to have had this opportunity to wake myself up to the erotic world around me.”
Kevin: “So we have two electrodes to tell you about. The Tubular Base Ring is much like the one Glenn and Hank used, only it’s larger and fits down at the base of your cock. It’s designed to send intense stimulation all over your dick and down into your pelvis. Because it’s uni-polar, ya have to use it in combination with another electrode. Ya get it?”
Gina: “To be truthful, we didn’t get it right away either. We both discovered that a single pole electrode, like the Tubular Base Ring, has to be used in conjunction with another single pole electrode to complete the erotic electro circuit.”
Kevin: “Doesn’t she sound like Suzie Scientist?”
Gina: “Shut up!”
Kevin: “Luckily we had this other electrode, the Prostate Stimulator, (Mmmm, prostate stimulation) to use with the Base Ring.”
Gina: “Yeah, I mean how lucky was that, butt boy?”
Kevin: “By the way, the Tubular Ring can be cut to size to allow for a more individual fit. The Prostate Stimulator, on the other hand is made up of two basic components: A flexible T-shaped stem with a chrome plated electro conductive sphere at the tip.”
Gina: “The flexibility is what makes this thing so special. It focuses the electro stimulation right where you want it.”
Kevin: “You can bend the vertical flexible shaft so it lands the conductive sphere smack-dab on your P-spot. Trust me, this will give you a “hands free” cum shot for damn sure.”
Gina: “I really got into this e-stim thing this time around. I confess I was way too anxious about the whole thing last time.”
Kevin: “Yeah, she really got into it this time. Her inner ‘Dom’ took over. She even dressed the part — black stockings and stiletto heals. She cuffed me, both hands and feet, to the mattress (Thanks Sportsheets!) and teased me with her strap-on. I got her one for our anniversary.”
Gina: “Isn’t he romantic?”
Kevin: “I was helpless, so she had to lube me up and place the electrodes and leads.”
Gina: “I used latex gloves, so no worries. By the way, I discovered that latex gloves make a nice smacking sound when you slapping a bad boy’s bare butt.”
Kevin: “Isn’t SHE romantic? Oh SNAP!”
Gina: “I started to really get off on the power I had over him. I never really felt anything like it in the past. It’s funny, because I seemed to know exactly what to do right from the start. Basically, I did what Glenn did to Hank, the whole edging thing, although I didn’t know it was called edging.”
Kevin: “She was all about teasing me with the juice. She started real slow, too slow in fact. I told her she had to turn the damned thing up; I could barely feel it. She slapped my ass real good and told me pipe down because now she was in charge.”
Gina: “I loved it. I even goosed the power up a bit just to prove my point. The shock made him stand up and take note, both literally and figuratively.”
Kevin: “I think I’ve created a monster.”
Gina: “You love it. So I kept this up while I turned my strap-on dong vibe on myself. The more Kevin was writhing in ecstasy and the more he was telling me the dirty things he wanted me to do to him, the closer I got to cuming myself.”
Kevin: “This was the most intense prostate stimulation I ever felt. And because the sensations were also all up and down my cock at the same time I could barely stand it.”
Gina: “We miraculously came at the same time, which like never happens.”
Kevin: “I know; and I didn’t even touch my dick or Gina for that matter. It was like this wild sexual energy was passing between us.”
Gina: “We both recommend Erotic Electro Stimulation to anyone who wants something a little out of the ordinary.”
Kevin: “And you can quote us on that.”

The Review Crew wants to remind everyone of the importance of lubrication when playing with EES. And make sure it is water based lube. Shaving the areas where the electrodes will be placed is highly recommended.

Clean up is relatively easy too. Most of the electrodes can be cleaned up with a few drops of dishwashing liquid and a soft, lint-free towel. They can also be sanitized using a 10% bleach solution. But NEVER SOAK your electrodes. You can also spray your electrodes with isopropyl alcohol before drying and storing.

In closing, we want to say that the PES website was an essential resource for all of us before we started our play as well as in helping us understand how Erotic Electro Stimulation works. We encourage you to visit their website too. It’s chock-full of very useful and informative stuff. They have galleries, safety tips, product information, tons of links and even a fantastic discussion board, where you can interact with other EES connoisseurs.

ENJOY

June 20, 2008June 27, 2026

Solstice Salutations

To greet and celebrate the first day of summer here in the Emerald City…

REVIEW #9

Lucky Lube

Lucky Lube — 4 oz Tub — $9.99

For review purposes the ever-so-sexy Eyal Feldman from BBL LLC sent me three teeny-tiny sample packages of his newest lube, Lucky. It’s a water-based, hypoallergenic, non-staining, female friendly, latex-safe personal lubricant.

What’s so great about Lucky is that Eyal has managed to make a water-based personal lubricant in a creamy form. And that, sex fans, is nothing short of revolutionary.

Some of you may already be familiar with Eyal’s other, very popular line of lube products — Boy Butter. Which is a creamy coconut-oil based lube that is great for jerkin’ off and such, but not good for use with a condom.

So now you see why Lucky is so innovative. It is creamy, just like Boy Butter, but it’s water-based. So it’s condom safe! And it is made right here in the good old US of A. How great is that?

I’m also gonna go way out on a limb here and guess that Lucky — the creamy water-based lube for woman — is pretty much the same thing as Boy Butter H2O Lube — the creamy water-based lube for men. I could be wrong, but how different could the two products be?

So my review mate, Greg, and me had a tough time putting Lucky through the rigorous Dr Dick review process. It’s not that the product wasn’t any good. On the contrary, we pretty much liked it fine. The difficulty was there was so precious little product to actually review! I mean, how far can three incy-weency, 5 ml sample packs go, for cryin’ out loud?

We used one whole pack just gettin’ a sense of the texture on our fingers and other parts of our manly bodies. But even here we had to use the product ever so sparingly. Greg and I agreed that the texture was great. We liked the creamy a lot, don’t cha know. It was nice and silky. We thought the fragrance was OK. It smelled kinda like vanilla ice cream. Does that scent instill a sense of passion? I suppose for some it does. I had to keep in mind that this product was formulated for those of the female persuasion. And you know how they are! 😉

Then both of us had one single packet each to test Lucky — first, without a condom; then with a condom.

We both agreed that strokin’ with Lucky was best without a condom. We both experienced a bit of stickiness when we stroked with a condom. We thought it dried out pretty quickly too. Maybe this was the result of having so very little lube to work with. But we couldn’t say for sure.

And that is pretty much all either one of us is willing to commit to about this product, at this time. That is except that Lucky cleans-up real easy, cuz it’s water-based, don’t cha know!

And, here’s a great big plus! Lucky didn’t shame-stain the linens. Those of you familiar with oil-based and silicone-based lubes already know that their shame-stains are a bitch to launder.

ENJOY

REVIEW #8

ExtenZe, XploZion and Sweeten69

Three products have cum my way, so to speak, from the folks at BeAMonStar.com. (They get extra credit for the clever name.) The three products are ExtenZe, XploZion and Sweeten69. Let’s talk about these “supplements” one at a time.

ExtenZe — one week supply — $16.99

For review purposes, I received a two-week supply (14 capsules) of ExtenZe. The manufacturer claims that: “ExtenZe is a powerful 100% natural male herbal enhancement pill that is safe, effective, and it is made with high quality ingredients known to aid in improving the health of the genital region.”

Roughly translated, this strongly suggests that the consumer will get a bigger boner by using this supplement. I realize the manufacturer is careful not to come right out and say that, but the wording they use, along with the attendant media that proliferates on the net and TV about this product, leaves little room for doubt about what they are selling.

Here’s a quote from a website that sells ExtenZe: “Having a larger penis and enjoying a more fulfilling sex life is possible and attainable. With today’s technical advancements in chemistry and medicine, there is no reason for a man not to have a larger, healthier penis and a better love life. A man with a larger, harder penis may be more confident and experience greater pleasure from sex.”

My experience — I scrupulously followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer. I experienced no penis growth. Can’t rightly say my cock was any healthier. Nor did my love life improve. But I didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

When I spoke with a company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the manufacturer recommends an eight-week regime before one can begin to experience the full effect of ExtenZe. WOW! By my calculations that’s a $135 commitment just to get up to a baseline. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so the jury is still out on that claim for me.

Certainly the list of herbal ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area. Which may, in turn, assist in achieving maximum erection potential. But will it add inches? Jeez, I seriously doubt that! But better blood flow will surely do wonders for one’s stamina, wellbeing and all-round genital health. Hey, it may even make you a bit more horny.

XploZion — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two capsules each of XploZion, which equals two doses. The manufacturer claims that: “XploZion naturally improves the health of body systems that make the male orgasm happen. You’ll begin to notice results within one hour of your first use. XploZion is based on the same science as ExtenZe, the leading male enhancement supplement now endorsed by the top 12 male porn stars in America.”

Being a porn producer myself, I doubt if I’d ever put any credence in the testimony of any porn star, top tier or not. But it probably doesn’t hurt the ad campaign to use such a claim. 😉

My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of XploZion. I experienced no orgasmic improvement even after two uses. But I also didn’t experience any adverse side effects either.

Again, when speaking the company representative by phone to discuss my findings, she told me the company recommends an eight-week regime to begin to experience the full effect of XploZion. YIKES! By my calculations (60 capsule at $49.95) that’s around $125. I didn’t have an 8-week supply to test, so I can’t comment further on that claim.

As with the previous product, the list of ingredients (and you can get a full list on their website) may improve blood circulation to the genital area, which may assist in the production of more ejaculate. But staying well hydrated will accomplish that too. However, better blood flow will do wonders for one’s libido and all-round genital health. Again, no quarrel with that.

Sweeten69 — 1 Single Package — $4.99

For review purposes I received two packets containing two tablets each of Sweeten69. Which equals four doses. The manufacturer claims that: “Sweeten69 works with your body’s natural processes to improve the way you taste to your partner when you’re getting really close!” (How’s that for a swell euphemism for cocksucking and pussy-lickin’?) They go on to say; “Using Sweeten69 as a daily dietary supplement, you can actually improve the way your secretions taste during sex.”

My experience — I followed the directions for use presented by the manufacturer of Sweeten69. I did notice an improvement in the taste of my own cum with just one use. (But my spooge wasn’t bad tasting to begin with, don’t cha know!) It was noticeably sweeter after using Sweeten69.

Unlike the products above, I couldn’t find a complete list of the proprietary blend of pharmaceutical-grade herbal ingredients. I don’t know why that is.

You may say; “Wait a minute, Dr Dick. Haven’t you mentioned on your site that a guy can sweeten his spooge simply by avoiding junk foods and eating lots of fruits and greens? Didn’t you say that fruit juices like pineapple and cranberry are known to make a dude’s cum taste sweeter? That fruits like melon, mango, apple, or grape, will sweeter your jizz? Didn’t you also say that vegetables like parsley and celery would also sweeten your spunk?” Well, aren’t you clever! Indeed, I did say all of those things at one time or another.

The problem is; unless your eating habits reflect the guidelines above, it’s gonna be difficult to carry around a melon, a jug of fruit juice and/or a bunch of celery or parsley to use on the spare of the moment. That’s why Sweeten69 is a nice alternative. Unlike raw fruits and vegetables, Sweeten69 will easily slip into the smallest purse or the tightest hip pocket…right next to your condoms. 😉

To conclude, it’ll be up to each prospective consumer to determine if the outlay of cash for these products is worth the uncertain benefits. If you do choose to buy, even just enough product to see if it works for you; be sure to buy only from the manufacturer’s website or a reputable online retailer. Be a conscientious consumer! Avoid any auto-billing schemes. There are all kinds of con-job operations out there that will offer free samples of these and other such products, or deep discounts for first time buyers. Once they have your credit card they run up exorbitant monthly charges. So, beware!

ENJOY