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January 29, 2010July 15, 2026

Turbo charged

Hey sex fans,

The Dr Dick Review Crew springs back into action. After our long holiday hiatus, we’re now restocked with a slew of new products that we will be telling you about in the weeks and months to come.

We welcome a brand new manufacturer today — Blush Novelties. Our very own, goth chick and budding fem Dom, Christa starts off 2010 with a bang.

Eve’s Rabbit —— $43.00

Christa
Eve’s Rabbit is freakin wild! It is11 inches long; there’s not one single thing that’s sleek, stylish or girly about it. It weighs in at a hefty 1.5lbs, when loaded with the four AA batteries you need to power this behemoth. (The batteries are not included; so there’s that.) And damn, if this thing doesn’t do everything but mow the lawn. I mean Eve’s Rabbit is a serious industrial strength vibe.

When I want to get off in a hurry, I always choose a rabbit vibe. I need clit stimulation, or fugetaboutit! When I’m gettin my self off with just my hands, I always finger my cunt as I rub my clit. Eve’s Rabbit allows me to fuck myself and get the clit flutter action I desire all at the same time. And get this; there are 4 rotating speeds and 7 vibrating speeds and they work independent of one another, which is kinda cool. It also has a simple on/off switch that brings the thing to rest without having to cycle through all the speed options. I like that.

The control panel is pretty straight forward — on/off button; vibe pattern button and independent speed buttons for increasing and decreasing the speed. The insertable shaft is made of a translucent jelly type of material. In the past, I’ve tended to avoid jelly like materials because of phthalates. But the Eve’s Rabbit package says it’s phthalate free; latex free too. So I guess we’ll just have to trust them on that.

When this thing is chugin away; it’s none too quiet. But considering all that it is doing — rotating and vibrating — you can’t very well expect different. I know some women don’t care for a realistic looking dickhead on their insertables. If you are one such woman, this baby is not for you. For the rest of us who get off on the natural design of things Eve’s Rabbit will satisfy.

Eve’s Rabbit is not waterproof. I clean mine with a lint free cloth and mild soap and warm water.

Looking for a no-nonsense workhorse vibrator that will knock you socks off? Eve’s Rabbit is right for you. If you are looking for subtle, delicate and ladylike you’ll need to look elsewhere.

Enjoy!

December 18, 2009July 15, 2026

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Hey sex fans!

We’re back with our very last word in sex toy reviews for 2009. This is WEEK 6 of our Holiday Gift Giving Guide; and we close out the year with a Toys for Gals feature.

This week we will hear from Review Crew members: Joy, Gina and your truly, Dr Dick.

First up is one of two Doc Johnson toys we have today.

Love Connection —— $24.33

Joy
My partner, Dixie, and I each got a Doc Johnson toy to review. Dixie posted her Wish-Bone Vibe review two weeks ago. I got the equally cute, Love Connection to review.

This sweet little multi-speed vibe is actually two vibes in one. There are two different silicone attachments that you screw on to the hard plastic base. I’ve used other vibes that offered attachments, but I was disappointed to discover that I couldn’t count on the attachment staying in place during use. The Love Connection is different. The two attachments actually screw on to the handle, so there’s no chance the thing will come off when you’re using it.

But the best thing about this little wonder is that it’s waterproof. There’s nothing that satisfies like a vibe in the bath. There is a one touch fingertip control button on the base of the handle that allows you to cycle through the three speeds. This is not a powerhouse vibe, but you wouldn’t expect it to be, being such a cute little thing. But it gets the job done.

This would make the ideal vibe for travel. It’s discreet, and it’s quiet. The Love Connection runs on 2 AAA batteries. Unfortunately, they are not included in the package.

Looking for a sweet little stocking stuffer for the naughty gal on your list? You can’t go wrong with the Love Connection.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Next we see about the other Doc Johnson toy

Lucid Dream No. 14 —— $21.99

Gina
My last review of the year is, sadly, a bust. Can’t win them all, I guess.

Here is a classic example of how a toy looks so amazing in the package, only to have it let you down outside of the package. Lucid Dream No. 14 has an amazing shape. It has a bulbous angled head on a gooseneck body. It’s a jelly material in a luscious tangerine color. And it’s transparent; so you can see the sizable vibe in the head. I was confident this was going to be a brilliant G-spot vibe for sure.

Taking it out of the minimal, but stylish package produced the first concern I had. It emanated a very unpleasant chemical smell. This off-gas was really off-putting. And the smell got on my hands just from taking it out of the package. ICK!

I quickly washed the Lucid Dream and my hands with soap and water. I had immediate misgivings about using this vibe on my body, but I though I’d better press on with my review. I figured I could always slip a condom on it if I was going to have it come in contact with skin.

The next problem I encountered was battery placement. Lucid Dream calls for 2 AA-batteries, which are not included in the package. That was a bummer, but I got over it. Figuring out how the batteries fit into the battery compartment was a puzzle. Nothing I saw on the vibe itself showed the battery placement technique. There were no instructions in the package either. I swear I tried the batteries every which way and thought; maybe this was a defective toy. Then as I was opening the battery compartment to switch out the batteries one last time; the thing sprang to life.

Apparently, you have to close the battery compartment just so; any deviation from that, even tightening the cap a tiny little bit rendered the toy useless. The batteries weren’t making contact with the terminals correctly.

A dial in the vibe’s base activates the multi-speed vibrator in the head of Lucid Dream. This is one of those rheostat things. Not a bad concept when executed correctly. Again, unfortunately, this is not one of those times. The dial is way to lose for it to be effective. In order for this to work, there should be some resistance in the dial as one moves it up or down. This dial had no such resistance.

I have to admit, the vibe was quiet, but it also wasn’t very powerful, even on the highest speed. After all the trouble I had this Lucid Dream I didn’t even bother to try and pleasure myself with it. You know, life is just too short for a bad vibe.

I think that Doc Johnson was on to something here, design wise anyhow. But it simply didn’t work out as planned. Bad Luck!

At any rate, HAPPY HOLIDAYS from both me and Kevin. We’re both looking forward to a bang-up year of new products in 2010!

Finally, we reprise my review of an amazing product.

The Cone —— $129.00

Dr Dick
Guess what, sex fans? I am the proud owner of my very own The Cone. And oh jeez, my life is never gonna be the same.

I am now the envy of all my friends — both the male and female variety — since the hot pink pyramid shaped package arrived on my doorstep. (Actually the hot pink pyramid shaped package arrived encased in a nondescript brown cardboard box, but you get the idea, right?)

I purposely left the shocking pink cone shaped object sitting nonchalantly on my desk for the past 10 days. Without fail it caught the eye of everyone who passed through Dr Dick’s office/salon/café/crash pad. “What the hell is that?” You’re kidding!” Really? “Get outta here!” “Oh My God, can I try it?” And so it went day after day.

I fond myself repeating the mantra — “It’s an innovative sex toy! – It’s pop art! – It’s my new BFF! — It’s three things in one!”

My hat is off to the developers of this unique unisex toy. You can tell right away that the folks who created this little wonder have a profound appreciation for sexual pleasure, as well as a joyful sense of playful fun. This kind of synergy can and apparently does turn the sex toy industry on its head. Bravo!

Ok, so what exactly is The Cone? Primarily, it is a hands-free battery-operated vibrator, don’t cha know. And that, sex fans, allows you to be pretty gal-darn creative in how you use the bugger. In fact, its unique design practically begs you to come up with clever new use or two every time you use it. I know of what I speak! I came up with one really good one. But I’m getting a little ahead of myself.

It has a sixteen-function 3000-rpm gold brush motor. It is both powerful and quiet. (Believe me, once you have at this thing, you will be making all the noise, not it.) It has a soft high-quality pink silicone skin. Its about seven inches in diameter at the base, five inches high, and weighs just over a pound. It has two push button controls. Simply put, there is nothing discreet about it, folks! Everything about it screams: “I’m here. I’m pink. Get used to it!

The Cone requires 3 “C” batteries. Unfortunately, the first set of batteries is not included in the package. I tell you this because I don’t want you to get all bummed out when you whip it out, for the first time, hoping to hop on for a ride only to discover you don’t have the proper batteries on hand.

Even though this isn’t an insertable device (That is, unless your hole looks like the Arc de Triomphe in Paris.), you’ll want to use a good personal lube to keep The Cone‘s silicone skin from chafing your naughty parts. Just make sure you use a non-silicone lube though, or you’ll ruin the blasted thing.

Like I said, The Cone has sixteen different vibrating programs — from mild to “Whoa Nelly! I suggest you take your time and cycle through the different vibe patterns to find the ones you like best. Here’s a tip: the on/off switch doubles as an ‘Instant Orgasm’ button, which revs the thing up to fever pitch in an instant. This is apparently for all those folks out there who are just too damned busy to cum like a normal person.

For the uninitiated, the pointy cone shape may be intimidating. But relax there’s no need to worry; The Cone’s peak is soft and spongy. It’s sorta the consistency of a very stiff dick. You can sit on this baby, lean on it, lie on it or plop it in your lap. You can use it alone, or with a partner. Just don’t be surprised if your partner tries to monopolize The Cone. If you have girl parts, The Cone is ideal for your pussy, clit and taint (perineum). If you have boy parts, The Cone is perfect for your cock, balls and taint. And everyone’s asshole will sing for joy when The Cone comes knockin’ at the back door.

The Cone‘s silicone skin is nonporous, which means bacteria cannot penetrate it. That makes it a breeze to clean. Just wipe it down with a mild soap and warm water after each use. To sterilize — remove the silicone skin from the unit and swish it in boiling water for a couple of minutes. Of course when you replace the skin, ya gotta realign it on the unit properly or you will not be able to find the operating buttons. But whatever you do, don’t immerse The Cone itself in water.

Ok, so The Cone is decidedly pricey. I’ll grant you that. But you know this thing is gonna last. And I’m a firm believer in buyin’ quality right from the get-go. In fact, if we consumers only patronized conscientious manufacturers of quality products, like The Cone; there’d be a lot less crap in the marketplace.

ENJOY

December 4, 2009July 15, 2026

Oh what fun it is to ride…

Hey sex fans,

It’s Product Review Friday and this is Week 4 of this year’s Holiday Gift Giving Guide.

This week we will hear from Review Crew members: Glenn & Hank, Dixie and Brad.

First up we have yet another exquisite erotic art insertable from the artisans at XHale Glass. This is the third product we’ve reviewed from this outstanding company.

Mister Twister —— $129.95

Glenn & Hank
Glenn: “WE’RE BACK! Did you miss us? We missed you. Well actually, we missed the sex toys. Being a Review Crew member has its perks.”
Hank: “He’s in such a good mood because we got to review another toy that he can shove up his ass. Glenn has the hungriest hole around.”
Glenn: “I like to think of it as talented, not hungry.”
Hank: “A rosebud by any other name…”
Glenn: “Speaking of talented; a literary allusion and an asshole allusion all in one sentence. You’re on a roll, my man!”
Hank: “Ok, let’s get on with it. What we have here is an art glass butt plug. Mister Twister is just one of the beautiful creations to be had when you visit XHale online. Glenn and I are new to glass, but after this little encounter; there will surely be more glass toys to come.”
Glenn: “This petite beauty is only 3 3/8” tall. It has a very modest girth of not much more than an inch. This is your starter butt plug model. I’m like totally used to way bigger toys in my ass, but there is something about this stunning little number that makes it one of my favorites. I feel all dressed up with this puppy pluggin my hole. Maybe that’s because it’s art, baby. All XHale art is individually handmade, which makes my insertable even more precious to me. No one else in the world has exactly the same one as I.”
Hank: “It sure is! It also has this amazing blue and white swirl in the solid glass. That’s why when Mister Twister joined our dildo and plug collection it was like a snowy dove trooping with crows.”
Glenn: “There you go again! Apparently you’ve got Romeo and Juliet on the brain. But you’re right; Mister Twister is a jewel, that’s for sure.”
Hank: “Because this is the highest quality glass, it will last a lifetime; ya just gotta treat it with care.”
Glenn: “XHale helps you do that by providing a very sturdy black padded drawstring pouch to keep your insertable art safe from getting nicked or chipped. But we think Mister Twister is so beautiful; when it’s not adorning my hole it is proudly placed on our mantle.”
Hank: “And if you think that is gross, you don’t know squat about glass insertables. You can clean this baby with simple soap and water; wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution; or sterilize in boiling water or the dishwasher.”
Glenn: “You can use any sort of lube you want to with a glass object like this. And a little goes a very long way. For someone unfamiliar with a butt plug, this will take some getting use to. It’s hard as a rock. But once you get the hang of it, it will be your material of choice from there on out. I can wear Mister Twister for hours on end. There’s no chafing; nothing like that.”
Hank: “And you can warm or chill glass for an added sensation.”
Glenn: “Not all glass toys are made of the same quality glass. But if you are considering a purchase, look for the name XHale. You will not be disappointed.”
Hank: “Glass, particularly stunning art glass like this, is gonna cost you. But what thing of quality won’t?”
Glenn: “If you know someone with an asshole and that person is very special; then Mister Twister is the ideal holiday gift for him or her.”

Next another vibe from our friends at Vibratex.

Neo Cockring by Vibratex —— $24.99

Brad
So I was like totally hot for the Neo Cockring when I saw it in its stylish plexiglas storage case. At 33 I’m just discovering the joys of wearing a cockring. I was telling some of my gay clients at the gym about getting my first cockring about a month ago. They looked at me like I had just landed from outer space. OK, so I’m a late bloomer; sue me!

The Neo Cockring is a clear jelly sorta deal. Although it’s not a jelly, it’s made of a phthalate-free elastomer. This may not make a difference to you, but it sure does to me. I don’t do anything that may contain phthalates. I mean, why would I endanger my health if I don’t have to?

The thing that rocks, or is supposed to, is this cockring has a built-in vibe, and it has this tickler side to it. And even though the vibe is a tiny thing; it has two activation choices. The first is a side button that remains “on” until depressed, and the second is a pressure sensitive pad behind the ticklers. So my GF is like waiting for me to warp this thing around my johnson and show her what it’ll do to her clit. I position the ring around my dick and balls with the vibe on the top of my cock with the tickle head pointing outward. Are you following this?

I activate the vibe and…well I feel it, but it ain’t rockin my world; as I had hoped. But ok, maybe the vibe is not for me but my GF. Ahhh, not so fast! She says she can feel it too, and she likes the way it turns itself on as it comes in contact with her clit, but there ain’t enough bang for her buck either.

Bummer, cuz this is such a great concept. You can see the Vibratex people put some thought into this. I mean, the thing is waterproof and all; comes with batteries as well as a replacement set. I never saw another vibe like that. But still the vibe is a little too limp, if ya know what I mean.

Finely, something very unique from Doc Johnson.

Wish-Bone Vibrator —— $25.50

Dixie
I’m doing a solo review today. My partner, Joy, is working on another review for later in this series.

I have something no nonsense to show you this time around. It’s about as simple and straightforward as you can get. It’s the Wish-Bone Vibrator.

I’ve used a lot of vibes in my day. I think I own nearly two-dozen of them. Some I’ve used a couple of times and that’s it; I never touch them again. Others are favorites that I put to very good use frequently. However, none of them look like the Wish-Bone. So this little wonder gets high marks for it’s clever design.

Here’s how it works; you put your index finger (I prefer to use my middle finger) through the notch at the top of the vibe. You finger tip lands on the single button that switches on the vibe and rotates it through its three speeds before coming to off. That’s it; no bells, no whistles, just solid thoughtful design and construction.

It’s a perfect design. I love to finger myself when I jill-off. This extends my finger for effortless fingering. It’s made of a hard plastic (phthalate-free) that excellently conducts the vibration. It’s fabulous on my clit. And if that isn’t enough, the thing is waterproof. It’s so ideal; I now have the Wish-Bone permanently placed on the ledge of my tub.

And thank you, Doc Johnson, for including the first set of batteries. That was mighty thoughtful of you.

Looking for a sweet little inexpensive stocking stuffer that will put a smile on a lady friend’s face. Look no farther than the Wish-Bone.

ENJOY!

November 20, 2009July 15, 2026

Here we are at Week 2 of this year’s Holiday Gift Giving Guide. And we have two outstanding items for you. One will, no doubt, be familiar to you. The other is an outstanding example of erotic art.

The Dr Dick Review Crew Members: Kevin & Gina and Jack & Karen are here with the lowdown.

First, an old favorite from Vibratex.

Hitachi Magic Wand —— $47.50

Jack & Karen
Karen: “You’re not gonna believe this, but on our way home from Dr Dick’s, after picking up the Hitachi Magic Wand as our review assignment. Jack and I started to talk about the first time we’d ever seen a Hitachi. Neither one of us knew of the others history with the Wand till that moment. As it turned out, both of us had a similar introduction to this incredible vibe.”
Jack: So we were driving home and I said I had used a Hitachi Magic Wand before. I told Karen that my mother had one when I was just a kid. I used to see my dad use it on his back from time to time. I never thought much of it till one day when I was home alone and had a little too much time on my hands. I couldn’t have been more than 12 years old at the time. I got the Hitachi from the cupboard, plugged it in and started running it all over my back, like I saw my dad do. I innocently slipped it between my legs. Holy shit, my little boy cock stood at attention till an almost painfully pleasurable thing happened only moments later. I came for the first time then and there. My skivvies were wet with something other than pee. I though I had hurt myself. I quickly put the Hitachi away and cleaned myself up; too afraid to tell anyone about the incident.”
Karen: “I have a similar story. My mother had a Hitachi too. She kept it in her bedside cabinet. I too was home alone one day; couldn’t have been more than 13; when I decided I’d see what this thing was all about. I remember watching TV and running the vibe all over my body. I put it to my cheek and it made my teeth rattle. I thought that was really funny. Absentmindedly, I ran it down over my chest. I had already developed boobs by that time. There was like electricity in my body that ran from my nipples to my crotch. I moved the Wand southward and BANG. I must have hit my clit through the jeans I was wearing. My knees buckled and the rest is history. I don’t think my mother ever knew how much I used her Hitachi. But let’s just say I nearly wore out the thing.”
Jack: “What more can we add to these stories. What does one say about an institution; a legend.”
Karen: “I wonder for the volumes that have been written about this, the granddaddy of all vibes, is it possible someone in our audience isn’t familiar with the Hitachi?”
Jack: “If there is actually someone out there who has been living under a rock for that past 20+ years, here’s the lowdown. The Hitachi is a very powerful 2-speed massager. It has a 2″ long by 2″ diameter padded, vinyl coated head, attached to a 9″ long heavy-duty plastic handle. And it is operated by electricity; so you have to plug it in. This is what makes it so damn powerful.”
Karen: “Absolutely, no other vibe, battery operated or rechargeable can even come close to the power of a Hitachi.”
Jack: “There’s nothing sleek or stylish about this thing. It’s pure function. I like to cradle it under my balls when I jerk off. I can feel the intense vibration all over my pelvis. It’s fantastic.”
Karen: “It’s loud too, but I don’t give a fuck. For as quickly as it gets me off, it could sound like Mack truck for all I care.”
Jack: “I can always tell when Karen is at her Hitachi. She always makes more noise then usual; and that’s saying something. Because this girl is a screamer.”
Karen: “I like to think of it as being expressive, not loud.”
Jack: “Whatever you call it it can wake the dead!”
Karen: “You do pretty good yourself, mister. When we want to terrorize the neighbors we both get out our Magic Wands, plug them in and go at it side by side. And I always get off first.”
Jack: “Never take a plug in toy like this near water.”
Karen: “Oh and here’s a tip. You can turn any un-vibrating dildo or insertable into a vibrating one by just bringing the Hitachi in contact with it. It’s like totally fantastic.”
Jack: “Since we use the Wand for only external use, we don’t use lube with it. We mistakenly did it once and it was a bitch to clean up and it makes the handle too freakin slippery.
Karen: “If you’ve never tried one of these thing, you absolutely need to get one. It makes the ideal gift for just about anyone. Because you can use it very effectively on sore muscles.”

Next we have exquisite insertable erotic art from the artisans at XHale Glass. This is the second product we’ve reviewed from this outstanding company. Look for the Smooth Glider review.

The Heartbreaker —— $189.99

Kevin & Gina
Kevin: “What we saw first was this thick black velvet drawstring pouch. It is stately enough to carry the crown jewels.”
Gina: “And when we opened the pouch we saw the most magnificent textured glass insertable our eyes have ever seen. It is absolutely stunning. It stands 7” tall with a 1” diameter shaft. The tapered realistic looking head is only slightly larger. If that were all that was too it, it would be grand, but there’s more. The textures on the shaft are heart-shaped and, depending on the light look ruby red or a deep purple. These hearts are actually 24K gold. Can you believe that? No wonder it comes nestled in its thick protective pouch.”
Kevin: “Before we dared use The Heartbreaker we set it on a little pedestal in front of the hearth and watched the flames in the fireplace behind it dance through the glass. It was so fuckin trippy!”
Gina: “I broke the spell by suggesting we take The Heartbreaker to bed. Kevin couldn’t resist the offer so we tossed a coin to see who would get first crack at it.”
Kevin: “Gina always wins these coin tosses; I don’t even know why we continue to go through the motions. At any rate, while she got ready in the bathroom I busied myself with getting two bowels of water ready; one with ice, the other hot water. Once Gina was ready, I blindfolded her with a silk scarf. I began kissing her all over, biting her nipples, eatin her cunt. Once she was wet I dipped The Heartbreaker into the ice water and touched it to her pussy lips.”
Gina: “I thought I was going to go through the ceiling. The cold hardness took my breath away. Kevin fucked me with The Heartbreaker while he masturbated. I still was blindfolded but I could tell what he was doing by his rocking motion.”
Kevin: “After Gina came a couple of times, I tried the hot water treatment. This wasn’t as startling as the cold, but it worked its magic too.”
Gina: “Once I had had my fill it was Kevin’s turn. He hadn’t cum yet, so he was totally primed for my assault with The Heartbreaker. I wiped down the toy with one of our toy wipes (it can also be sterilized) and slipped The Heartbreaker into my strap-on harness. The glass dildo has a nice base on it that makes it perfect for use with a harness.”
Kevin: “Gina lubed my ass with our favorite silicone lube; put a drop or two on The Heartbreaker; and before I could say ‘bugger’, she was in me. The dildo’s head hit my prostate with a bang. The slightly curved and textured shaft added the perfect sensations to my ass lips. I was leaking precum like a faucet.”
Gina: “I wouldn’t let him masturbate, but would rub his penis with my hand as I pegged him. He begged for release.”
Kevin: “She has a fuckin sadistic streak a mile long.”
Gina: “When I finally got him off with my hand The Heartbreaker was deep inside him. He came with such force I practically got knocked over.”
Kevin: “Can you tell we LOVE The Heartbreaker?
Gina: “If you are unsure about glass toys, all you have to remember is: buy quality! I don’t think you’ll find a better manufacturer than XHale Glass. The Heartbreaker is just one of their brilliant collection. But this work of art must be treated with the care it deserves. After all this is pretty pricey stuff.”
Kevin: “Yes, but it will last a lifetime. Think of it as an investment in art as well as pleasure.”

ENJOY

November 13, 2009July 15, 2026

You Go To My Head

Hey sex fans!

As much as I hate to admit it, it’s that time of the year again. Today The Dr Dick Review Crew throws it into high gear to bring you our first installment of this year’s Holiday Gift Giving Guide. We want to get as many reviews out there in the next month as possible. We want you to have a load of swell holiday gift giving ideas, don’t cha know.

This week’s Review Crew includes: Joy & Dixie, Angie and Christa.

We start the day off right with two offerings from Doc Johnson.

Awesome Blossom —— $46.99

Joy & Dixie
Dixie: “We have a beauty for you this week. It’s called Awesome Blossom.”
Joy: “We are like totally getting into glass insertables. Six months ago we didn’t own a one. Now we do though.”
Dixie: “Yep, we are now the proud owners of three glass dildos. And they are spectacular. There is something about glass that really turns my crank.”
Joy: “Awesome Blossom is made of tempered glass. If you treat it with respect, as you would any fine adult toy, this thing will last a lifetime.”
Dixie: “Glass is so practical. There are no batteries to run down; nothing to recharge. It’s ready when you are.”
Joy: “Glass is nonporous and hypoallergenic, care and cleaning are a snap. For everyday cleanup a mild soap and water wash is fine. You can wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution. However, if you’re gonna share your Awesome Blossom or any other toy, sterilizing is recommended. Slip it into a pot of boiling water for a couple minutes and then it’s ready to go. Hey, ya can even pop this puppy in the dishwasher for a no fuss, no muss clean up.”
Dixie: “Exactly! And we’re all about sharing.”
Joy: “Oh, we should mention, for the sake of all our gay-boy friends, that Awesome Blossom makes a wonderful ass play toy too. You see it has a base on it that will keep it from popping into your pooper. The base also lets us use it in our harness. So there’s that!”
Dixie: “You can either chill or warm this beauty. And when it comes to lube; any lube will do. Regardless what kind of lube you choose, just know that a little goes a very long way.”
Joy: “In our rush to tell you all the features of glass, we have yet to describe Awesome Blossom. Atop the spiraled, clear-green shaft there is a clear teardrop shaped head. Inside the head is a three-dimensional image of a flower. The flower is a kind of wildflower, I would guess. The kind that blankets a meadow in the spring. It’s really sweet and lovely.”
Dixie: “The shaft is just over 1″ in diameter. The head is only a bit larger at about 1 1/4″ in diameter. The whole thing is just under 8” tall. There’s a bit of a curve to the shaft which make it perfect for G-spot (or P-spot) stimulation.
Joy: “We LOVE our awesome Awesome Blossom! We both highly recommend this toy.”
Dixie: “There is only one drawback. This beautiful, beautiful functional art piece does not come with a storage pouch. What’s up with that? It certainly deserves one. We wrap ours in a towel to keep it safe when it’s not punishing our pussies. You’ll want to do the same.”
Joy: “This would make the ideal gift for someone special.”

Next, Angie is up with the other Doc Johnson toy.

Alumination — Pink —— $29.90

Angie
Hello everyone! So glad to be with you again. I have the pleasure, both literally and figuratively, of introducing you to Alumination. It is my first metallic vibe and I like it very much.

It’s about as simple and straightforward a pleasure instrument as possible. It’s very slim and sleek; it’s made of aluminum; it’s waterproof; and it’s a 3-speed vibrator. It runs on two AAA-batteries (not included in the package). It’s not gonna knock your socks off in the power department, but it does get the job done.

One of the best features of an aluminum toy is that it is so heat sensitive. You can add additional sensations to the vibration by chilling and/or warming the toy. My favorite is chilling it by dipping it in a dish of ice water for a few moments. Oh MY!

It’s just 6″ long, maybe 3/4” in diameter. Like I said, slim and sleek. It’s very quiet too, which I really appreciate.

Those of you who follow my reviews know that I love a waterproof vibe more than anything. Bath time is my time and my Alumination has been my companion for several weeks now. Only had to replace the batteries once. The battery compartment is easy to open and close, which is a huge plus in my book.

Aluminum is nonporous and hypoallergenic. Cleanup with mild soap and water; wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution or peroxide. You can even sterilize it in boiling water for a couple minutes.

The packaging is minimal, but very pretty nonetheless.

Alumination comes in black and gold beside the pink that I have. If you are considering trying a metallic vibe, I think this is a great place to start. And considering the under $30 price tag it makes a very nice gift that won’t break the bank.

Finally, the oh so charming Christa will tell us about her Synergy Erotic vibe.

Silicone Tsunami, Lavender —— $59.99

Christa
Wow, Dr Dick, you called on me to review a normal toy this time. What, you couldn’t find any freaky stuff for me? How odd!

Just kidding. I know I’m weird and all, but hey, I have my normal moments too. And the Tsunami is perfect for when I’m being my other self, the small town girl from Indiana.

So here’s the 411 on this amazing little vibe. It runs on 2 AA-batteries. Unfortunately, none came in the package. Hey you guys, some of us are starving students! Toss us a bone here and include some freakin’ batteries in your package, why don’t cha?

Anyhow, this sweetie is 100% silicone, which is like the only material that I’ll let near my precious pussy. I gotta have hypoallergenic or forget about it! I also sometime share my toys with my sub, butt-boy BF, Alex. He’s this total ass whore. I’m the first chick he ever had play with his prostate. Now it’s fuck me, fuck me, fuck me all the time. SHEESH!

You can share silicone toys because you can sterilize them. I can swish the Tsunami in boiling water for that purpose. I also wipe down my toys with a 10% bleach solution and a lint-free cloth between each use. But you can use peroxide or rubbing alcohol too. Warm water and mild soap is what I use if I’m gonna keep the toy all to my self.

The wicked thing about the Tsunami is that it has 10 fuckin’ vibration modes. That’s like crazy! I never had a toy with so many different vibrations. Luckily, it has an on/off button too, so you don’t have to run through all the modes to get to off. Much appreciate that!

It’s waterproof too, which is a damn good thing, cuz I can flood the bed when I cum. The BF thinks this is totally hot, so I like to give him a good show. Oh, and the vibration is almost all in the curved little tip. This is perfect for the whole G-spot stim thing. That’s how I get so wet, BTW!

So do yourself a favor and get one of these for yourself, or your ass whore BF. If you have one of them.

ENJOY!

October 23, 2009July 9, 2026

3 Hits and A Miss

We’re back with a slew of new reviews. The intrepid Dr Dick’s Review Crew tackles a mixed bag of treats.

Today we will hear from Review Crew Members: Jada, Ken & Denise, Kevin and Jack & Karen. So without further ado…

We begin with a couple of new offerings from that gargantuan adult toy company, Doc Johnson. Here’s Jada to tell us about the first one.

Doc Johnson i-Vibe Rabbit Vibrator —— $36.30

Jada
The very first vibe I ever owned was a rabbit vibrator. I got off on it in record time, every time. But it was such a wild looking contraption I never really warmed up to it.

Aesthetically speaking, there’s something about the “rabbit” doohickey that juts out from the vibe’s shaft that I find disturbing. Don’t get me wrong; I understand the reason it is there. For most women, clitoral stimulation is what gets us off. I’m guessing that the insertable shaft, which is, strangely enough, usually penis shaped, is a way we tip our hat to the male member, even though most of our vibrator use is by ourselves. Frankly, I’ve never really understood that. I just don’t know too many women who need a penis reminder when we’re masturbating.

This suggests to me that these designs originate in the male mind. I wish there was a way I could substantiate this.

Ok, so from the aesthetics point of view the i-Vibe Rabbit Vibrator doesn’t do a thing for me. But I won’t detract points on that account either. I review the toy on its merits.

Speaking of aesthetics; what I do like about this toy is its packaging. It’s a plastic clamshell that slips inside a frosted oval plastic sheath. It’s a very nice presentation that I find very attractive.

The i-Vibe Rabbit uses 4-AA batteries and they are not included in the package. DISAPPOINTED! The battery compartment is easy to use and it seals shut making the toy waterproof. That’s a big plus in my book.

The keypad controls are pretty intuitive, although I think they should be in the reverse position. Like I said, most women use a vibrator on themselves. Looking down on the keypad, while using it on myself I see the controls upside down.

There are two main utilities — clitoral tickler (the rabbit) and shaft vibration (which doesn’t really vibrate, rather it rotates the beads in the shaft as well as the penis shaped head). There are different speeds and three functions. Frankly, I think all this is overkill.

It’s a bit noisier than I like, but with everything that’s going on with the i-Vibe Rabbit that’s not all that surprising. Despite all the functions and speeds, this thing never really delivers the kind of vibration I want and need. I was able to get off on it, but it wasn’t as effortless as I had hoped.

All the functions and speed variations run down the batteries very quickly, which seemed wasteful. I would have preferred the toy do one thing really well and have the batteries last longer. But, in the end, none of this mattered at all, because after installing the second set of batteries (brand new fresh ones, I might add) the unit simply stopped working. That’s right, within a week of getting the blasted thing; it was in the trash. DIASPPOINTED! I would have been furious had I paid good money for this.

Come on, Doc Johnson, you should be able to do much better than this!

Next, Kevin introduces us to the other Doc Johnson product.

Doc Johnson Harmony Divine Yin —— $49.99

Kevin
I’m happy to report that I had better luck with my toy then Jada did.

This here is the Harmony Divine Yin (black), which is exactly like the Yang (white), except for the color. It is a multi-speed (3), waterproof vibe with a very stylish shape. Despite having an interesting shape, there is nothing about it that suggests craftsmanship. You can tell immediately that it is mass-produced. There is also a disposable quality about it, which is too bad. Because with a little more though behind this, the Harmony Divine Yin could have been something quite remarkable.

It is made of hard plastic. I didn’t think I was going to take to the hardness, but I wound up liking it very much. So I have no quarrel with the material used.

The batteries (2-AAA) are easy to install. No batteries are included in the package, which sucks. And the battery compartment is easily closed to create what they claim is a watertight fit. I use it in the shower, but I won’t use it in the bath. I’d just as soon not ruin this by tempting the fates, if ya know what I mean.

Harmony Divine Yin is not very powerful, but I won’t kick it out of bed. The nipple-like button turns it on and cycles through the three speeds. The hard plastic conducts the vibration better than say a jelly toy would; so there’s that. It’s pretty quiet too.

The serious end of Harmony Divine Yin is sort of plug-shaped and is nearly 2 inches in diameter at its widest part. In terms of this being used as a butt plug or a prostate stimulator, it isn’t for the novice butt pirate. However, it’s a nice external stimulator for your taint (perineum) and balls. Because it’s hard plastic, you can sit on it with the pointy end on your rosebud while you whack off. It gives you a nice little buzz. If you’re gonna use it internally; lube is a necessity. Again, because it’s hard plastic, you can use whatever kind of lube you want. This will make the tapered end easier to insert. Not that it’s particularly difficult for those of us who know what we’re doing.

I liked doing my kegel exercises on the Harmony Divine Yin unyielding hardness. If you’re up for it, the ridges in the middle of the toy will provide some extra stimulation during a thrusting motion. Once it’s inserted, it can be pretty much a hands-free toy.

Clean up is super easy with mild soap and warm water. You can also wipe it down with a lint-free towel moistened with peroxide, rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution too.

One final thing, I think this is a bit pricey for a simple straightforward hard plastic vibe, especially since it’s not all that powerful. If it were $10 less, I’d say go for it; what do you have to lose? But for just about $10 more you’d be able get yourself a very nice, powerful silicone vibe that will probably last much longer than the Harmony Divine Yin will.

Jack & Karen tell us about a new Tristan Taormino video.

The Expert Guide to Anal Sex —— $29.95

Jack & Karen
Jack: “So ya’ll know I’m real new at the whole butt sex thing, right? I’m still discovering the pleasures that lie within.”
Karen: “I’ve been dying to strap on one and give this boy a pegging he will not forget.”
Jack: “It’s talk like that that give me pause.”
Karen: “Sorry, honey, I was just making a little joke.”
Jack: “What my foray into anal sex has done for me is give me a greater sensitivity toward women and the invasive sex they have all the time. I mean, if someone were to fuck me in the ass like I have fucked some women in the pussy, without even so much as a warm-up, I’d fuckin kill them.”
Karen: “That is an awakening that I wish all men would come to sooner rather than later.”
Jack: “Anyhow, not to veer too far off topic; I was glad we got this DVD to review. It really opened my eyes to the pleasures to be had in butt fucking.”
Karen: “This is a terrific resource for the novice as well as the proficient alan sex practitioners. International sex expert, Tristan Taormino, talks to a group of (straight) couples about anal anatomy, as well as delvers tips, and techniques of anal pleasure. Her co-hosts, Lorelei and Ariel, demonstrate various techniques as Tristan narrates what they are doing. There’s even a Q&A period.”
Jack: “It is both super arousing and very informative. This is a co-production with one of porn’s biggest companies, Vivid. So you know it’s gonna be hot. Unfortunately, and this is a huge disappointment for me; it’s only about women receiving anal. What, they couldn’t have included some men on the receiving end? Bummer.”
Karen: “That is so true! But that doesn’t diminish the information imparted. For example, Tristan talks about lubes and desensitizing agents; and that’s applicable to both women and men.”
Jack: “You get comments from Tristan as well as pop-up tips about the action throughout the feature. I also liked the way the performers talked about anal sex and why they like it. This goes a long way in helping demystify what is often a taboo subject for most couples.”
Karen: “I like how toys, particularly plugs were used as a warm-up to cock penetration. I know from my own experiences with anal sex that foreplay is essential.”
Jack: “I was also kind of surprised that there was little mention of the increased risks of sexually transmitted diseases with anal sex. NO CONDOMS WERE USED IN THIS MOVIE! What’s up with that? Maybe they didn’t want to scare people who may be considering including anal in their monogamous couple sex. There is a safer sex mini-feature included on the DVD, but I thought there could have been more in the feature itself.”
Karen: “There’s also a featurette on anal hygiene, which I found informative.”
Jack: “I really got off on the hot, hot, hot girl-on-girl bonus scene. Finally a little strap-on action!”
Karen: “We recommend this DVD as a good place to start for women considering anal sex. Guys who are interested in exploring their bottom need to look elsewhere.”

Finally, let’s have a little fun with Ken & Denise and their parlor game. (This is a Good Vibrations Brand Ambassador review.)

Truth or Dare: A Game of Passion —— $16.95

Ken & Denise
Denise: “I love games, all kinds of games. I guess I’m just a party girl at heart.”
Ken: “I, on the other hand, think most games, especially parlor games are boring.”
Denise: “Yeah, but this one is different, because it’s like a sex game.”
Ken: “So we had two of our favorite couples over for dinner last week. We were all sufficiently socially lubricated, if ya catch my drift. We plunked ourselves down in front of the fire for a little postprandial toke, when little Mary sunshine over here hauls out the Truth or Dare game!”
Denise: “What a better time for a little fun?”
Ken: “I’m thinkin’ ‘oh god, do we have to?’ But our friends who are green with envy over our gig on Dr Dick’s Review Crew were like, ‘cool, let’s do this!’”
Denise: “Luckily, considering the condition we were all in, the game is super simple. There’s one die that you roll and two stacks of cards — one marked Truth, the other marked Dare.”
Ken: “The die has Truth or Dare on six of the eight sides. The other two sides have the word ‘Wild’ on it. If you roll that, you get to choose either a Truth or Dare card. Then you can either do the thing yourself or order your partner to perform the task, or you can pass.”
Denise: “We all got increasingly silly as the game wore on. If you choose a Truth card, it may read, ‘If you could watch an intimate moment from your partner’s life before you met, what would that be?’ ‘Would you ever buy a private lap dance for your partner?’ ‘What authority figure possesses the most erotic possibilities for you?’ ‘What sensual characteristic or ability do you envy in the opposite sex?’”
Ken: “The Dare” cards are equally innocuous; however, they often involve props — computers, whipped cream, makeup, etc. ‘You are the subject of an impromptu erotic photo shoot. You partner will be the photographer…’ ‘Perform a seductive and enticing striptease to the music of your choice.’ ‘Create a bondage costume using nothing but plastic wrap!’ You get the idea.”
Denise: “Some of the Dare cards involve calling other people on the phone to ask dumb questions. This is never a good idea, especially when the person you’re calling isn’t as loaded as you are. But we just disregarded those commands, and we had a ball.”
Ken: “I think our friends were a bit intimidated by some of the tasks. They’re not as big a freaks as us. But it’s true; fun was had by all.”
Denise: “Good point! Before you consider playing this game with anyone other than your significant other, review the cards to see if it’s actually a good idea for the company you have in mind.

ENJOY

September 11, 2009July 9, 2026

Great ideas, questionable execution…

We have a couple more Synergy Erotic toys to tell you about. I can say in advance that the Dr Dick Review Crew is more than a little frustrated. We see so much potential in this company, but sadly they have yet to hit their stride in consistently producing quality toys.

They are full of very interesting ideas, but their execution leaves a great deal to be desired. We wondered out loud in a previous review: “We do, however, have a few words of advice for the Synergy Erotic people. Why not invest more in the production values of your products and make a name for yourself in terms of quality, not price per unit. We’d be willing to pay considerably more for a vibe, like this, that actually worked as advertised.”

Review Crew members, Madora and Chuck take turns filling us in on these two products.

SILK waterproof vibe $17.91

Madora
My first impression of the SILK vibe by Synergy Erotic was that it was adorable, but without being disgustingly so. Mine’s lavender but it comes in pink too. I was impressed by their minimal yet informative packaging.

SILK measures approximately 7.5 x 1.25 inches and has cute flowers “growing” all over it. The flowers are slightly raised, which adds a bit more texture. It’s got what they call “infinite vibration”, it’s waterproof, multi-speed, phthalate free, and runs on 2 AA batteries, which are not included. Bad luck for that!

The first time I used the SILK vibe I turned the ring to turn the vibration on and it just kept turning. Broken already! I mean REALLY! The very first use and it’s broken. So unfortunately I had to totally screw the top on and off every time I want to use it. But even this didn’t always work. I had a devil of a time turning it on. (Which isn’t good thing when I’m already turned on!)

SILK has some potential. I think it’s cute and it is flexy and kinda squishy in parts but not so much that you couldn’t use it properly. I found I was able to slip it in my bum without much pain because it has such nice give to it. (I can’t do that with other harder toys). It’s got a pretty good-sized vibrating egg in the tip, but it doesn’t really conduct a lot of the vibrations through the rest of the shaft.

I used a water-based lube with SILK, as the package recommended and it worked fine. Despite the points I gave it for cuteness and squish, I won’t bother with it again. I’m sure glad I didn’t pay money for this; only to have it break on the first time out.

Come on, Synergy Erotic, you can do better than this!

Beer Babe Vagina Precious Pink $20.94

Chuck
This here is the Beer Babe Vagina in what they call Precious Pink. It also comes in, god help us, Raunchy Red.

I’m gay! So right off the bat, the promotional pitch for this product didn’t appeal to me. Seems to me Synergy Erotic is needlessly eliminating a whole bunch of potential queer customers with this approach, but that’s just me. I do love a good masturbating sleeve. So even if it looks like a cunt, I won’t hold that against it. I mean once I get goin, I’m not gonna notice the configuration of the orifice.

The Beer Babe gets high marks for creativity. I mean besides it looking like a bottle of beer, the copy on the label is a hoot. “Superb Jackability” on the front. And on the back: “Prolonged use of this item may cause pleasure, stimulation and finally ejaculation! Use of suitable water-based lubricants and appropriate visual ages is highly recommended. Deposit Required!”

It says that it’s 9” fleshy inches. But that’s simply not true. The whole bottle is 9 inches. And no one’s dick, least of all mine, would fit in the bottle’s neck. Besides, the “fleshy” insert is only 6 inches. And while that might suit most guys; if you got anything over a 6 inch boner, the head of your dick is gonna get jammed up against the tapering neck of the bottle. OUCH!

Vigorous thrusting, the kind I like, will also dislodge the fleshy insert from the hard plastic bottle. This is frustrating in the extreme.

When I first took this thing from its packaging and opened the base to look inside, a wave of noxious fumes came from within. WTF? I mentioned this to Dr Dick and he said that’s called off-gas. Which is a nasty by-product of manufacturing. I wasn’t about to stick my dick in there till I eliminated the smell. I soaked the entire unit, inside and out, in hot soapy water first, to rid it of the smell.

After only one attempt at squeezing one off with the Beer Babe ; I gave up. Like I said, the insert kept separating from the bottle shaped holder.

Imagine if this company invested more money into making a better product, one that actually worked, lasted and manufactured it with materials that didn’t smell bad. Like I said, I love a good masturbation sleeve. I’d happily pay good money for a quality product. In fact I have! I am the proud owner of two Fleshlights. Now there’s a good product!

August 15, 2009July 9, 2026

Two Cute!

We have two more vibes from Synergy Erotic to tell you about.

We’ve reviewed a slew of their products since the beginning of the year. Today we take a look at The Plasma Illuminate-Her Strobing Uber Balls and The Elite Silicone Wave.

Jack and Karen do the honors.

The Plasma Illuminate-Her Strobing Uber Balls $21.23

Jack & Karen
Karen: “When last we had an opportunity to review some Synergy Erotic toys, we didn’t have such a good time.”Jack: “You can say that again!”Karen: “Happily, today is different. While neither of these toys will rank among our favorites of the year they were fun novelties, for sure.”Jack: “First off we have The Plasma Illuminate-Her Strobing Uber Balls. That’s a mouthful, huh? What we have here is three hot pink plastic balls, about 3/4” in diameter attached to one another by a power cord that attaches to a pink power pack. Got that? Each ball contains a high-speed micro motor capable of spinning at thousands of RPM’s, which generates a high-frequency vibration. The balls also contain a multi-color LED that flash in time with the vibration. Can ya stand it?”Karen: “I know, I was like mesmerized once the The Plasma Illuminate-Her got going. Who thought of something like this, I wonder?Not to get ahead of myself here, I installed 3 AAA batteries in the power pack (I had to use my own, because no batteries were included in the package). The power pack has an on/off button as well as an up button and a down button. It has 7 various speeds”Jack: “The balls are waterproof and are meant, I suppose, to be inserted in one’s pussy or ass. Please note: the power pack is not waterproof!”Karen: “When cranked up to the highest level the ball are in a frenetic state. They’re buzzin’ and flashin’, like nobody’s business. Laying the balls astride my genitals — one at my taint, one at vagina and one on my clit blew me away. When Jack got on top of me and ground his dick on top of the balls pushing them deeper into my skin I came in a minute.”Jack: “The vibration felt great on my dick too.”Karen: “I tried the The Plasma Illuminate-Her inside me too, but that wasn’t all that terrific. Either the balls weren’t big enough or my vaginal walls are way too padded. The vibration just got lost.”Jack: “Karen’s got the deepest and most cavernous pussy I ever did see. It’s no wonder these little balls got lost in there.”Karen: “Aaaa, thanks, I guess! That was a compliment, wasn’t it?”Jack: “Yes, dear; a big, fat, sweet, juicy compliment, just like your pussy.”Karen: “I got off real good with The Plasma Illuminate-Her Strobing Uber Balls, you probably will too.”

Silicone Elite Wave $28.05

Jack: “Next up is the Silicone Elite Wave. This is a slim, stylishly designed — wavy — vibe that has 5 vibrating/pulsating functions.”
Karen: “There’s a one-button control on the base of the vibe that turns the thing on and off as well as rotates through the pulsating functions. I’m not a big fan of a one-button controller, but that’s just me. The package claims the vibe is made of silicone, but one has to wonder what grade of silicone can be had for the price of this vibe?”
Jack: “That’s true enough, but I’d rather have silicone of any grade than have something with a lot of Phthalate in it. Wouldn’t you agree?”
Karen: “I would agree. And thank you for stating that.
I unscrewed the base of the vibe, installed 2 AAA batteries in the shaft (I had to use my own, because no batteries were included in the package). And switched it on. It’s very quiet with surprisingly strong vibration for a little fella.”
Jack: “Karen got to use it first on her own. When we used it together, it was very effective. Since it doesn’t have that traditional cock shape it will please more men when using it with their partner. It’s also less obtrusive than a larger vibe. And like Karen said, it has a nice punch to it, despite its size.”
Karen: “My private play was wonderful. The soft tip of the vibe was perfect for stimulating between my vaginal lips. And it nuzzled my clit nicely too.”
Jack: “I got to use the Silicone Elite Wave on my own too. Since it’s waterproof, I took it in the shower with me. I love squeezing one off in the shower, don’t you? The vibe slipped up my ass so easily, just like when I finger myself when I’m yankin’ on my joint. And I can tell you; even though this vibe isn’t much thicker than my finger, it does a much better job stimulating my prostate.”
Karen: “Because we shared this toy, I’m grateful that it’s so easy to clean and disinfect. Warm water and soap to clean, a 10% bleach solution to disinfect.”
Jack: “I was all jazzed up about the Silicone Elite Wave, thinking I had found a mini treasure, when it was time to change out the batteries. Apparently Karen and I ran the toy down in record time. At any rate, I removed the base cap and discovered to my great disappointment that the batteries were stuck in the shaft. Dislodging the batteries meant that the thin copper wires on either side of the cylinder came out with the batteries. DISAPPOINTED!”
Karen: “I’ll say! We were both thinking, WTF? As it turned out, our little vibe was a one shot wonder. We never got it to work again after removing the first set of batteries.”

June 19, 2009July 9, 2026

Double Trouble

Hey sex fans,

We’re back with Part 2 of our Simply Blown reviews. Did you somehow miss Part 1? Not to worry, you can see it HERE!

These exquisite glass insertables are museum quality. Each is a unique, sexy Objet d’Art.

Today Joy and Dixie present The Two Way

The Two Way

Joy: “First off, there is no way a photo on a website could ever capture the stunning beauty of The Two Way.”
Dixie: “That is so true! When either one or both of us aren’t enjoying The Two Way in the bedroom; it is proudly displayed on our mantelpiece on its own Plexiglas stand. Can ya stand it?”
Joy: “I actually prefer this in my pussy, or better yet as a double dong for both our pussies; but it is lovely on the mantel, that’s for damn sure.”
Dixie: “The Two Way is made of Pyrex glass. Ya know, that durable glass that daily takes a beating in your kitchen.”
Joy: “It’s a whooper too! It’s approximately 12” long x 1” diameter. It weighs a hefty 1lb 12.6 oz. It’s quite a handful. There is no texture to it; it’s totally smooth.”

Dixie: “Actually, it’s more than a handful. More than even two hands full.”

Joy: “And as I said, your can play with this solo, or make it a party for two. There is nothing gender specific about this; so boys can have a ball with this too!”
Dixie: “If you are unfamiliar with glass insertables, you should know that the market is currently being flooded with glass products. Very few of them are as fine a quality as The Two Way. The cheap knock-offs are being mass-produced in China. I’d avoid that stuff like the plague, if i were you. In this instance, you should expect to pay some real good money, $120+, for something top of the line like this.”
Joy: “Glass is like no other sex toy material. With just the tiniest amount of lube (we use a silicone-based lube) this thing becomes amazingly slick. And you can warm or chill this baby for added sensations.”
Dixie: “The Two Way, like all quality glass products, is easy to care for too. Warm soapy water and a nice lint-free towel is all you need for clean up. But you can pop it in the dishwasher; sterilize it in a 10% bleach solution; or dip it in boiling water for a couple of minutes. Because glass is non-porous, it is the ideal material for the toys one shares.”
Joy: “There is no base on The Two Way. That’s why it’s double trouble, if ya catch my drift. But it’s long enough and heavy enough so there won’t be any chance it could get stuck inside.”
Dixie: “Generally we are able include a retail price and a link to an online store with our reviews. Unfortunately, we can’t do that this week. The Two Way is so new a company that you’ll just have to contact them directly and ask for pricing.”

ENJOY

June 12, 2009July 9, 2026

Class (GLASS) Act

Hey sex fans,

Lookie what we have here; its art that is as stunning on your mantle as it is inside you. Over the next two weeks, the Dr Dick Review Crew has the pleasure (both literally and figuratively) of introducing you to three exquisite insertables by a brand new artisan: Simply Blown. They get extra points for their name and the double entendre. Who doesn’t appreciate a sex toy company with a sense of humor?

Each one of the toys we have is unique. They are individually crafted and are museum quality. Think of it as old world craftsmanship with a wickedly sexy edge. What could be finer?

Dr Dick Review Crew members — Gina & Kevin and Joy & Dixie do the honors.

This week Gina & Kevin is tell us about Love Line.

Gina: “You can understand my excitement when Kevin and I were chosen to review these beauties. Just look at them! I could hardly contain myself.”
Kevin: “She gets that way sometimes.”
Gina: “What, are you trying to say you didn’t cream your jeans at the thought of having one of this up your bum?”
Kevin: “Oh I’m so BUSTED!”
Gina: “There, I told you.”
Kevin: “Gina’s right we both got a little moist at the thought of diddlin’ ourselves (and one another) with the likes of the Love Line. She got the big one — 9″ tall x 1 5/8″ diameter, which stand on a flared base.”
Gina: “And he got the petite one — 5″ tall x 1″ diameter, also with a flared base.”
Kevin: “She used hers in her pussy, I used mine in my ass!”
Gina: “It’s exactly like Jack Sprat and his wife, only completely different.”
Kevin: “We no sooner got in the door when we dropped trou, whipped out the lube and had at it for our first go.”
Gina: “The tiniest bit of lube, either water-based or silicone-based, makes these beautiful glass insertables super slick.”
Kevin: “I love to watch Gina fuck herself with her toys. I get so fuckin’ hot. The Love Line glass made the experience almost psychedelic. Once she got her rhythm, the 9” of super-smooth purple art plunged deeper into Gina with each stroke. This drove her wild. And, of course, I egged her on by making the most lewd comments I could think of. ‘That’s it baby, stretch out that tiny little cunt of yours with that really big boy.’ ”
Gina: “He does love his dirty talk. I used to be so embarrassed when he would do that. It sounded so crude. Now turns me on. See I’m growing!”
Kevin: “Gina’s on her back, propped up by pillows. I’m opposite her squatting till my ass lips come in contact with the glass. It’s cool and my ass devours it.”
Gina: “It’s true, without so much as a moment’s hesitation the petite pink plug disappears inside him. He grins with amusement and spews more filthy talk.”
Kevin: “I’ve taken bigger, but the hardness of the glass is a new sensation. Oh, and by the way, this insertable can’t really be called a plug. It’s a dildo. A plug would have a notch just before the base that my sphincter would lock onto to hold it in place.”
Gina: “I stand corrected.”
Kevin: “I sure do hope Simply Blown does come out with a line of plugs. Because I would love to wear one of these babies for a few hours.”
Gina: “We both came watching each other pleasure ourselves. I love to watch Kevin feed his behind.”
Kevin: “Don’t you just love how she avoids calling my asshole an asshole?”
Gina: “Sheesh!”
Kevin: “On our next date with the Love Line we took our time. We added some sensation play. The Love Line, indeed all fine glass like this, can be heated and chilled. We used both, a hot water bath in one bowl and an ice water bath in the other. Going from hot to cold or cold to hot blew our minds.”
Gina: “These toys are meant to shared. Because glass is nonporous, cleaning and disinfecting is a snap. Mild soap and water to clean; a 10% bleach solution, boiling or the dishwasher to disinfect.”
Kevin: “On our next go at these lovelies; I got to try the big boy, the one Gina had first. It took some time and some deep breathing but I did it. Gina helped me relax. And once I had the gape goin, she plugged my ass but good.”
Gina: “He is an ass-slut, that’s for damn sure. See I said ass!”
Kevin: “Gina liked the petite dildo. It was easier to hit her G-spot.”
Gina: “I highly recommend the Love Line to anyone who is looking for the classic glass dildo. You will not be disappointed.”
Kevin: “And anyone out there still unsure about glass toys, if you buy quality, like the Simply Blown line, you have nothing to worry about. But like all high-end toys you need to treat it right. Care for it properly, and it will last a lifetime.”
Gina: “Generally we are able include a retail price and a link to an online store with our reviews. Unfortunately, we can’t do that this week. Simply Blown is so new a company that you’ll just have to contact them directly and ask for pricing.”